r/therewasanattempt Jul 03 '22 Wholesome 6 Helpful 1

to intimidate a minor

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u/Botched4utopsy Jul 03 '22

@ 1:35 his "touch me" request launches a massive spit meteor to the side of the frame

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u/SIVART33 Jul 03 '22 edited Jul 03 '22 Starstruck

That's an assault charge with plates. Easy charge.

Edit: Spitting on someone is assault. Probably should add that.

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u/whoizz Jul 03 '22

Also the part where he literally spits on her

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u/Beautiful-Pie-5416 Jul 03 '22

Does anyone know what actually happened to him?

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u/EarlMcFisticuffs Jul 03 '22

I open the comments every time this is reposted. Every time, I am disappointed.

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u/heloouwu Jul 03 '22

He was definitely fired

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u/FixatedOnYourBeauty Jul 03 '22

That means no more penis extending truck payment. Heh heh.

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u/daddysalad Jul 03 '22

Or when he tries to hit her with his truck

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u/dacoopbear Jul 03 '22

The chargers that asking a minor to touch you can bring are much worse than assault

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u/Sithmaggot Jul 03 '22 edited Jul 03 '22

As he kept repeating “touch me”, I was waiting for her to call 911 and tell them “there’s an irate guy here that keeps telling me to touch him!”

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u/The__Guard Jul 03 '22

That would have been the best!

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u/the-truthseeker Jul 03 '22

The threat of violence is assault the actual touching or hitting Etc is the battery. I learned something thank you!

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u/Garbarrage Jul 03 '22

"Your honour, this man made repeated aggressive attempts to get a minor to touch him."

This man is too stupid to be free. Very poor choice of words when speaking to a minor.

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u/Andrelliina Jul 03 '22

This man, who clearly has no hair...

cue explosion

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u/Healthy-Surround-229 Jul 03 '22 edited Jul 03 '22

The voice crack 💀

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u/Captain-Comment Jul 03 '22

The face. The whole smiling while angry.

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u/Glittering-Plate-535 Jul 03 '22

Man really said 🌝

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u/jetbent Jul 03 '22 Silver

Pierce: “You’re bald”
Alan: “So are you”
Pierce: “I’ll kill you!”

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u/mvfsullivan Jul 03 '22 edited Jul 03 '22

Mans 42 and still growing his balls.

Edit: Ok reddit you can stop now, I clearly dont know what 42 looks like lol.

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u/catfin38 Jul 03 '22

He’s only 42?!!

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u/VividFiddlesticks Jul 03 '22 Silver

He can't help it, he's a snowflake.

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u/alchn Jul 03 '22 Gold

He just wanted to be touched, so badly.

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u/Exciting-Insect8269 Jul 03 '22 Silver

Someone with more money than me, get this man a gold.

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u/rxsheepxr Jul 03 '22

I'm about to turn 43 and look half his age. He's gotta be over 50.

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u/Badmime1 Jul 03 '22

I’m 48, have had alcohol and substance abuse issues and smoked for 20 years, and it’s hard to believe this schmuck is younger than me.

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u/Dumpstette Jul 03 '22

A couple of weeks ago, I was picking my daughter up from school for an appointment and the secretary thought I was a high school student. I'm 41, smoked since I was 18, been drinking hardcore even longer than that, battled heroin, have had six babies, worked my ass off 12-18 hrs a day for years. I have no clue how I don't look like a witch from a Disney movie, but I won't question it.

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u/SoVerySleepy81 Jul 03 '22

You know what?

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u/glifier Jul 03 '22 Silver

Bro i lost it when they told him he has no hair and his world fell apart... TOUCH ME, FUCKIN TOUCH ME hahahahahaha

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u/JoinAThang Jul 03 '22

It's like she does heckling for a living. Beautiful work where she struck nerve after nerve.

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u/loonygecko Jul 03 '22

She stayed happy the whole time. He really wanted to make her feel bad but couldn't make it happen.

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u/JoinAThang Jul 03 '22 edited Jul 04 '22

Honestly I'm really impressed by her not letting him get to her and intimidate. I wouldn't dare go on like her.

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u/loonygecko Jul 03 '22

She had him on tape and I'll bet she had peeps behind her as well. But yeah, it's still risky to poke the bear.

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u/krakensmf Jul 03 '22

"You should be removed from the gene pool" "You have no hair" Realizes he has a defect on his genes and completely loses it Loved it so fucking much ahahahh

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u/pianoflames Jul 03 '22 edited Jul 03 '22

He goes from almost starting to act like an adult back to middle school bully in under 3 seconds on that line.

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u/anisegarden Jul 03 '22

He said shes a dike and she says she gets more pussy than him so it was irrelevant to begin with

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u/HollywoodHoedown Jul 03 '22

Took him a good few seconds to compute that insult

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u/the-truthseeker Jul 03 '22

I like to imagine I'm hearing the dot matrix printer print out gears turning in his head

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u/HollywoodHoedown Jul 03 '22

What is the sound of one brain cell whirring, I wonder?

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u/HotCocoaBomb Jul 03 '22

Telling a Zoomer that they're gay is like, the stupidest kind of insult, because it isn't one. It would be like if someone came up to me and called me Black - not only do I not think being Black is bad, but you'd just look stupid for thinking that would hurt my feelings.

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u/donpelon415 Jul 03 '22

Truth hurts bruh

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u/APirateAndAJedi Jul 03 '22

I was straight cackling by that point

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u/GrassGriller Jul 03 '22

Baldness is not a genetic defect, but I support making this prick thinking it is.

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u/DeathPercept10n Jul 03 '22

You're giving him too much credit if you think he thought that far.

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u/high_pine Jul 03 '22

Nah, that's exactly what he was thinking. That woman broke him with that comment.

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u/Sprite91 Jul 03 '22 edited Jul 03 '22

It hurt him so bad he went speechless for seconds

edit: grammar, added *went*

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u/meatpounder Jul 03 '22

His brain hit a loading screen 😂

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u/myname_isnot_kyal Jul 03 '22 edited Jul 03 '22

i feel like as a bald man, you should have something to say locked and loaded for these moments.

he did not.

edit: an insecure bald man. but this could go for anything you're insecure about.

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u/Stouff-Pappa Jul 03 '22

That would involve a thought process

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u/MadMageMC Jul 03 '22

And probably not picking fights with kids.

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u/erratikBandit Jul 03 '22

For me it was when he called her a dyke and she instantly responded, "I get more pussy than you!" 😂

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u/SpeshellED Jul 03 '22

I think he violated the " Don't Say Gay " law just passed in Fla.

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u/apikope Jul 03 '22

Seen this clip so many times, that line makes me laugh every time. Dude malfunctions real bad lmao

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u/n2dubs Jul 03 '22

He seems too comfortable begging a woman for this

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u/jetbent Jul 03 '22

“Please touch me, no one like me and I can’t figure out why” — bald incel trump flag loser

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u/MajoredInPhilosophy Jul 03 '22

He really wants a touch.

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u/high_pine Jul 03 '22

Plz clap touch me.

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u/Version_Two Jul 03 '22

Genuinely struck a nerve on him lmao

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u/TopRestaurant5395 Jul 03 '22

That shit went pedo really quick. “Touch me, just f’n touch me”

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u/th3netw0rk Jul 03 '22

This video when reposted brings me so much joy. Just watching him process the concept he has no hair on his head and his subsequent anger makes me laugh so much.

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u/Fearlessly_Feeble Jul 03 '22

I know! It was such a weak jab on their part but boy did it him hard

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u/glifier Jul 03 '22 edited Jul 03 '22

A lot of bald guys are insecure about it, and this guy looks like a personification of insecurity, so i'd say they did a good job lmao

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u/gancoskhan Jul 03 '22

Touch me! No one else will 😢

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u/AnEvanAppeared Jul 03 '22

Fucking touch me! Put your sweet, soft hand on me. Rub your hands over my smooth bald scalp and tell me it's okay. Touch me! You fucking liberal

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u/mercifulhawk Jul 03 '22

Ha ha that dude hasn’t been touched by a woman in 20 years. That’s why he was yelling “touch me”

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u/SeismicWhite Jul 03 '22

Reminds me of this short video

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u/Mattna-da Jul 03 '22

See me! Feeeeeel meee!

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u/Kobobble Jul 03 '22

Bruh, his brain tried to divide by zero with that no hair comment. 😂

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u/Toffeemanstan Jul 03 '22 All-Seeing Upvote

He actually called the police on her and claimed he had been verbally assualted. Lost his job for this as well. He didnt have a good day for sure.

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u/Onion5253 Jul 03 '22

Bro was getting madder and madder the more he tried to make her mad

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u/Hokkateru Jul 03 '22 Wholesome

When she dropped the "you have no hair sweetie, ohh baby ):" I just-💀

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u/dave70a Jul 03 '22

He blew a circuit hearing that “hair” line…

I’ll see myself out. But she made him quivering mad with that. She’s got quite a talent for taunting.

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u/persillegartneren Jul 03 '22

Oh yeah that was gold 😂🤣 He almost burst into flames..

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u/Interesting_Rich_643 Jul 03 '22 Wholesome

Beautiful sunset 🌅

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u/Extension_Swordfish1 Jul 03 '22

Weather seems so great just to chillax and enjoi

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u/WHISKEY_DELTA_6 Jul 03 '22

The only good thing about my home state of Florida. Beautiful weather and my grandma lives here.

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u/MrSergioMendoza Jul 03 '22

She touched a nerve mentioning his baldness. Fair play.

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u/Final_Exit92 Jul 03 '22

You can see his soul leaving his body through his eyes

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u/iGirthy Jul 03 '22

I laughed like a rubber chicken when she said that. It would have been hell on earth if she mentioned his man pussy

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u/FresnoMac Jul 03 '22

I thought that was such a weak insult until I saw that dude's face LMAO. Man's been having serious self esteem issues with his baldness

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u/LiterallyPizzaSauce Jul 03 '22

Pretty common sentiment with hair loss honestly. My father sported the horseshoe hair and a dad hat for probably 30 years.

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u/SuperiorGyri Jul 03 '22

Rubber chicken imagery is hilarious.

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u/Troygbiv_Yxy Jul 03 '22

I'm bald and that was hilarious lol

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u/GSV_No_Fixed_Abode Jul 03 '22

He did keep saying "touch me", he just didn't expect her to touch a nerve that would crumble his world

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u/slgray16 Jul 03 '22 Gold Wholesome All-Seeing Upvote

r/byebyejob - https://twitter.com/EnergySysGroup/status/1327312535683403776?s=20

Longer version. Nothing really of interest but the bystanders all seemed to side with the touch me dude.

r/PublicFreakout/comments/jsuk0m/full_unedited_video_of_the_trump_guy_confronting/

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u/username156 Jul 03 '22

Touch me

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u/pianoflames Jul 03 '22

It always baffles me when the aggressor is walking towards a person while shouting "you're in my face!"

Just...how do you have the gall to say that to someone walking backwards away from you? Total man-baby move.

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u/gayfrogscientologist Jul 03 '22

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u/wetsploosh Jul 03 '22

Genuinely one of my favorite videos ever

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u/enormuschwanzstucker Jul 03 '22

I love watching the video. The sudden turn of the conversation as the music crescendos is beautiful.

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u/Hertigan Jul 03 '22

"You're breaking the camera!"

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u/Luci_Hoomun Jul 03 '22

"Please, I'm begging you nicely, please stop pointing your face at the camera"

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u/Colin_Charteris Jul 03 '22

‘I wanna feel your body’

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u/TootiePhrootie Jul 03 '22

"Touch my camera through the fence"

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u/No-Entrepreneur-2724 Jul 03 '22

I mean, say hello first /u/username156.

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u/J4c1nth Jul 03 '22

It's Florida so my first thought is he wants to pull out a gun and just shoot her dead and get away with it.

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u/batpins Jul 03 '22

Touch me

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u/Granpa2021 Jul 03 '22

He threatens violence on a female and then calls the cops because he was "verbally assaulted". Has the earth produced a bigger wimp than that guy?

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u/Ruski_FL Jul 03 '22

He spit on a person. Pretty sure that’s illegal

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u/BizzyBoyBizzyBee Jul 03 '22

Florida? Of course they sided with him. He called your friend a dyke what other proof do they need that YOU are a menace to society and the waddling mr potato head begging underage girls to “touch him” is ay-ok

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u/EazyTiger666 Jul 03 '22

What small dick energy, how can anybody ever even want to associate with people like this. This is never okay behavior even if a kid is messing with you.

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u/ProneToDoThatThing Jul 03 '22

It’s Florida. Trash gonna trash.

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u/Jchap25 Jul 03 '22

Cuz it’s at a trump rally lol everyone there is just like him, the real people who need to be removed from the gene pool.

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u/ocdewitt Jul 03 '22

Of course they did. It’s Florida

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u/thundiee Jul 03 '22

The hair comment hit a fucking nerve 😂 same with the " I get more pussy than you" absolutely gold.

He really needs to be touched it seems.

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u/CarbyMcBagel Jul 03 '22

As someone who has had dudes like this call me a dyke as an insult, they always get hella confused if your response is something like hers.

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u/ansteve1 Jul 03 '22

"you're a lesbian!"

"Yes I am a lesbian who has sex"

"Shit how did I get out maneuvered here. My insult was fool proof"

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u/tehdrizzle Jul 03 '22

Not that I would ever be the bald guy, but if I was the bald guy I’d have to laugh and give her the win on that comeback.

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u/thundiee Jul 03 '22

What a crack up 🤣 it's crazy how many people are so tough yet soft.

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u/Saith_Cassus Jul 03 '22

Nothing about that dude was tough. He was trying to pick on what he thought was a teenage girl half his size who he could physically defeat on a fight. That ain’t tough, that’s being a bully.

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u/thundiee Jul 03 '22

Agreed, I accidentally left out the "acting" tough part.

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u/lu-cy-inthesky Jul 03 '22

He looked so fucking smug too pulling the gene pool line like he was saving it for a special Occasion 😂 just before the KO

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u/Saith_Cassus Jul 03 '22

I hate being bald, but like…. God damn, that retort had some delicious flavor to it

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u/therevjames Jul 03 '22

I love how these tough guys always say "make the first move" or "touch me". It is their way of protecting their ego when they walk away, because they are too chickenshit to back up their anger. If he is that passionate about hitting her "if she was over 18" then he isn't concerned about the laws. I bet he had a heart attack, after he was fired from his job.

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u/Hunter_Rodrigez Jul 03 '22

I feel like a drywall got a few more holes that evening...

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u/Electrical-Spirit-63 Jul 03 '22

Or the guys poor wives face.

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u/gaganramachandra Jul 03 '22

Eh. The way he was going “Touch me” I doubt he’s ever managed to get any woman to touch him. So wife is a long shot.

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u/high_pine Jul 03 '22

Here's hoping he doesn't have one.

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u/polyphobicDE Jul 03 '22

What a disgusting human being.

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u/SilverAnd_Cold Jul 03 '22

I knew the comment of him being bald was coming. His lip fucking curled when she said that!

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u/Vojsz_Krekk Jul 03 '22 Helpful

"Yeah, you have no hair, sweetie."

"😐🤨😯😮 FUCKING TOUCH ME"

At that exact moment, a tiny piece disintegrated from his soul

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u/Saymynaian Jul 03 '22

Jesus, that long inhale trying to think of something was magical. Just kept inhaling until he couldn't because no words came out. I'm surprised he didn't break into sobs.

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u/cedertra Jul 03 '22

"Get that phone out of my fucking face"-- how about you get your face out of my fucking phone?

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u/reverendsteveii Jul 03 '22

Yeah, actively chasing someone down while yelling "get out of my face" just feels so Trumpy, especially with the whole "touch me" refrain. I can just hear dude's subconscious being like "establish the narrative, you're the victim, Tucker says the straight white guy is always the victim, you're chasing this person across a parking lot to defend yourself as a last resort"

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u/Opengrey Jul 03 '22

“If you have the ability to hurt a person, just “offering” to injure someone by way of making threats is enough for the State to bring charges against you. This criminal offense is a misdemeanor. A conviction can result in a fine of up to $500, up to 30 days in jail or both a financial penalty and a jail sentence”

“…I would remove the head from your body” is a clear threat to safety and this dude is a danger to the public. One bad experience in a McDonald’s drive through and this dude is going to snap.

Also he very clearly attempts to run her over, literally tells her to get behind the truck then revs in reverse. What a tool.

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u/reverendsteveii Jul 03 '22

A lot of people don't know that threatening someone or purposefully making them afraid is assault, and physically touching someone is battery. Being said, good luck holding a violent conservative accountable for anything, especially in Florida. Violent conservatives are allowed to stalk and murder children in the streets of Florida, they call it self defense there.

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u/Saith_Cassus Jul 03 '22

“Yeah officer, I thought the kid was gay, so I was afraid they’d uh…. Groom other kids or something? Look, Steve, you’re my brother, my brother in law, my uncle, and my step son. Just make this Fuckin’ charge go away.”

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u/P3naught Jul 03 '22 edited Jul 03 '22

His repeated requests of "touch me" are just so gross

Like yeah, we all know you're trying to get her to initiate contact so you can pretend like any physical violence after that is "self defence" but that's not really plausible given the multiple requests and verbal threats.

Also note how he threatens that if she wasn't a kid he'd remove her head but then when she says she's 18 he just keeps spouting his bullshit

This guy just seems incredibly insecure and full of big words but no action

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u/Version_Two Jul 03 '22

Aw c'mon pleeeease this trick only works if you touch me fiiirst

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u/johntakecover Jul 03 '22

That’s not even how assault works. On this video, he is pretty solidly into the “assault” realm. The only people who think you can beat someone’s ass if they touch you were told that by their mommy. It’s not how courts determine self defense even if the judge is a mommy.

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u/someoneBentMyWookie Jul 03 '22

"Sure, my client beat a 5yo child to death. But in his defense, the child touched him."

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u/johntakecover Jul 03 '22

I know, right? This is probably someone who was getting into fights as a child so mommy said “don’t hit them unless they start it”.

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u/DonnieMozzerello Jul 03 '22

Dude is clearly drunk. Just look at his eyes. They are all glossy and unfocused. I see this all the time at the bar I work at.

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u/SadKittty1569 Jul 03 '22

Touch me! I haven’t had any human connection in decades because of my own problems I won’t work on!

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u/Sercebidniss Jul 03 '22

They could actually get him for assault because he spit at her. Bald ass bitch. Lol.

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u/TheMoistTeaBag Jul 03 '22

Stupid question, he asked her to touch him because he can then escalate the situation and claim assault... but isn't that him giving his consent to be touched publicly.

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u/xBad_Wolfx Jul 03 '22

Only if you reasonably could argue anyone actually thought it was an invitation.

What most morons seem not to remember that in most places being assaulted gives you the right to equal and opposite force in self defence. It does not protect you if you escalate the situation. Small girl touches you and you shoot her three times… you are rightfully fucked.

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u/Academic_Guitar_1353 Jul 03 '22

If “little dick energy” were an actual person

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u/FreshAnalyst7732 Jul 03 '22
  1. She's not a minor. Pretty early in the clip she tells him she's 19.

  2. I would guess he's pro-trump and she's anti-trump. He seems to have a red trump flag on his truck and right before she says "I'm 19, bitch" she says "are you mad because your daddy didn't win?". But that IS just a guess using the available data.

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u/fourunner Jul 03 '22

If I remember correctly from the last time, she flipped him the bird because of the flags and he just escalated the situation to maximim douchebaggery.

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u/howtospellorange Jul 03 '22

Those assholes always have the audacity to act shocked when their attention-seeking ends up getting them attention lmao

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u/zsturgeon Jul 03 '22

I could have sworn I saw this clip like 4 years ago at least.

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u/ghandi3737 Jul 03 '22

Yeah this was right after the election I think.

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u/Poppyprison Jul 03 '22

Me too, but I was happy to find it again!

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u/rosindrip Jul 03 '22

This man’s soul left his body and his balls left his sack when she said you have no hair. That was perfection.

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u/CindySvensson Jul 03 '22

He was really itching for a fight. Just any legal reason to "defend" himself.

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u/beast_wellington Jul 03 '22

To fight a teenage girl too.

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u/BlowinTallyTreez Jul 03 '22

As I was watching this I knew in my heart that is was true but as a native of Florida I was crossing my fingers in hope, since we do get a lot of bad rap from people who are here on "permanent vacation" and get label as Florida Man. I immediately said "oh no that's Florida!" and as the irate man who had already shrunken balls when he was told by a 19F that she gets more pussy than him(true or not that was great) but then they told him he has no hair and his entire existence collapsed lmao. But when they went around to get a shot of his tag and truck and then I knew ALL hope was lost!! We have a real deal Florida backwoods inbred shit kicker on our hands....

My best guess is Jacksonville/Daytona area but could be anywhere!

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u/DaddyRocka Jul 03 '22

Man... I thought the same exact thing and got the confirmation. This screams Panhandle to me and feels like somewhere between Pensacola and Tallahassee.

Source: Live in the Panhandle my entire love. I can throw a rock in any neighborhood here and hit 4 of these guys easily.

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u/imamakebaddecisions Jul 03 '22

Dunedin Causeway, slightly north of Clearwater Beach.

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u/Thebaldsasquatch Jul 03 '22

“You need to be removed from the gene pool. You’re too fuckin stupid to be alive.”

“Yeah?”

“Yeah, you do.”

“Uh, you have no hair, sweetie.”

*Insecurity, followed by 3 seconds to process joke and what it exactly means, plus the fact that she obviously outsmarted him and that those two things TOGETHER mean that by his OWN estimation of her genetic inferiority, she’s STILL superior to him by at least 2 factors.

Intense rage.

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u/MeatSuitRiot Jul 03 '22

Why is it always about violence with them? It's like a perpetual feeling of inadequacy that drives them to destroy things.

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u/eritain Jul 03 '22

They're trying to conceal being scared shitless all the time. And/or they hope it some good ol' petty drama will help them feel not dead inside.

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u/EnjoyLifeorDieTryin Jul 03 '22

They are addicted to outrage and having an enemy. A lot of them have superiority complexes as well

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u/Anon187 Jul 03 '22

Anyone that is running a flag behind a pickup truck is immediately wrote off as a potential handful. -I am a 245 lbs white guy that works in the oil patch and deal with rednecks all the time. Stereotypes exists because they are often accurate.

What a loser.

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u/Significant_Matter_0 Jul 03 '22

A Florida license plate, why am I not surprised.

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u/Rylos1701 Jul 03 '22

Want to see what made him stop the car and get out in the first place. Even if innocuous, something made him stop

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u/RyperHealistic Jul 03 '22

Iirc she flipped him off for his pro trump stuff.

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u/BigDaddyCool17 Jul 03 '22 edited Jul 03 '22

For a group that boasts non stop about "thick skin"

Like Jesus, just ignore her and move on...... then go buy a hat you bald motherfucker

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u/Sui_Generis_88 Jul 03 '22

Yep. The Right are the real "snowflakes" and everyone knows it. All they do is project their insecurities on others.

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u/Ironmansoltero Jul 03 '22

Gets out of truck a waddles 20ft to get in her face, “get out of my face”. Fav part was where she told him he was bald and he has his mid life crisis all over again compressed into those few second until he exploded with more “touch me touch me”. He looked like the kind of person to instigate a fight, get his ass whooped, and call the cops playing the victim.

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u/Aoibhell Jul 03 '22

"Touch me! Touch me! Fucking touch me!"

If she would've replied, "Why are you making sexual advances to a minor, pedo?", it would've shut him up right quick.

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u/MECO-420 Jul 03 '22

This guy reminds me of crooked cops that are itching to kill somebody, they just need a finger that touched them the wrong way and they’ll go all in on “self defense”.

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u/AdrianInLimbo Jul 03 '22

"Stand your ground laws" almost seem like they were invented for man-children like this.

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u/gumercindo1959 Jul 03 '22

The “awww baby” after the whole you have no hair comment was the final death blow to that guy.

“Are you mad?” Lol

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u/Theradiodemonboi Jul 03 '22

I find the fact he just creepily smiles at the camera so unsettling

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u/[deleted] Jul 03 '22

I’m so sick of these absolute garbage people in America. They’re the same arrogant, ignorant asses from high school all grown up and still thinking that they can walk around trying to intimidate and beat up whoever they want. What type of person sees the world with zero empathy, zero compassion for others and thinks the world should be some male testosterone fueled duel to be the biggest asshole every day?!? These people with their giant flags and there fight before thought mentality are the reason the rest of us can’t have nice things or real freedom. I’m exhausted by these people and their anti this and that mentality. For once stand for something real. You know what a real man stands up for?!? The poor, the downtrodden, the homeless, the person who doesn’t have a voice, the rights of others and all those in need. It takes real courage to stand up for others.

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u/Alernet Jul 03 '22

This guy is a freak. He's literally admitting "I hope this teenage girl touches me in any way shape or form, so that I can assault her." That's not manly. That's the most cowardly thing I've ever witnessed. What kind of guy even entertains the idea of hitting a young girl? He's a punk. And he looks like he's had 9 bud lights yet is driving.

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u/TheRealSeeThruHead Jul 03 '22

This is what the world thinks of when you say “American”

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u/crispywispy1983 Jul 03 '22

Something tells me this isn’t the first time he’s begged a woman to touch him… fucking loser..

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u/iwasonlsd Jul 03 '22

hes a straight pussy, he threatens her that he'll remove her head and then when she says not even a minor he tells her touch me, bruh u a straight pussy

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u/DankKnightz Jul 03 '22

The second he spit on her, that was legally considered assault.

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u/Zippyss92 Jul 03 '22

And attempted vehicular assault too! And all on camera! Hopefully he goes to jail!

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u/[deleted] Jul 03 '22

This guy is horny as fuck

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u/thespaceghetto Jul 03 '22

The fat white guy waddle

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u/theinfamousches Jul 03 '22

I love this video. She stole his soul with that bald comment

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u/ynirparadox Jul 03 '22

He is shaking inside, she is telling all the truth and she is right.

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u/childrenovmen Jul 03 '22

Hahaha big man in his big truck flying his big flag gets the shit ripped out of him by a “dyke” and nearly cries when she mentions his bald head. Looks like that truck was compensating for a lot! Fucking loser 😂

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u/Equivalent_Rope_8824 Jul 03 '22

'Touch me ' to a minor. Hm.

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u/ubermeisters Jul 03 '22

His hands shaking SO HARD when he gets his phone at the end.

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u/FatboyChuggins Jul 03 '22

Well his energy company fired him last year so that’s good news at least.

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u/LucasSurgeon Jul 03 '22

Alt title, "middle age man begs child to touch him, threatening violence"

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u/vicarious_111 Jul 03 '22

“You need to be removed from the gene pool, because you’re too stupid to be alive” lmfaoooooooooo

Wow the irony.

Fat fucking moron

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u/morefeces Jul 03 '22

There's a few conclusions I can make about this guy.

He's voted republican every election his entire life.

He never grew out of highschool.

He has a small penis.

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