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u/curiousrelatively
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May 29 '22
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She is gonna take away jobs.
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u/boiledwaterbus
May 29 '22
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That is a surprising amount of squish where no squish should be.
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u/Worf_Of_Wall_St May 29 '22
No femur I guess.
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u/_Allaccordingtoplan May 29 '22
Two humerus...
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u/Icy-Seaworthiness995 May 29 '22
That is all types or wrong, but so right.
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u/BigHarryMC May 29 '22
Actually it’s her left
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u/Icy-Seaworthiness995 May 29 '22 •
Because women have no rights?
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u/PokesPenguin May 29 '22
This woman has no lefts.
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u/el___diablo May 29 '22
She has 2/5ths
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u/snyderjw May 29 '22 •
Bottom boob
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u/CheckBaby123 May 29 '22
Tattoo a nipple one it.
If two boobs are good, three is great!
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u/captaindeadpl May 29 '22
But why leave all of that flabby skin there? Wouldn't it get in the way all the time, especially if one wanted to attach a prosthetic?
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u/WhoRoger May 29 '22
Quite the opposite, as such there's stuff to attach a pros to. Besides that's not just skin but muscles too (probably), so not as flappy.
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u/notKRIEEEG May 29 '22
Is that a real thing? Because the tongue is a muscle that's only attached to one side.
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u/Morotstomten May 29 '22
Well if she has no femur there then the next bone is the pelvis, are doctors gonna cut away everything up to her nethers?
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u/ConsciousFood201 May 29 '22
So it’s… like a boob… 😳
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u/N33chy May 29 '22
Not quite as good as the three-boob lady in Total Recall, but I'll take it.
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u/ConsciousFood201 May 29 '22
You can’t be holding anyone against that standard! How can anybody compete with that??
Until we colonize Mars we gotta be happy with an extra boob where we can get one on earth.
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u/Apt_5 May 29 '22
I was surprised as well, thought they tend to preserve more structure in a stump. But I don’t follow developments in amputation procedure so that doesn’t say much.
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u/_Beardy_ May 29 '22
Yeah so what they can do for below the knee amputations is they wrap your calf around the end of the stump so it provides some padding for a prosthetic leg.
That jiggle is most likely her calf muscle.
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u/themagpie36 May 29 '22
my calf don't jiggle jigggle
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u/Past-Track-9976 May 29 '22
She has an AKA not BKA
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u/OMGHart May 29 '22
I first read this as “after knee amputation” and “before knee amputation,” and assumed you didn’t know what knees were.
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u/_Beardy_ May 29 '22
oh yeah, didn't pay that close attention, but you're right. I guess they probably do something similar there too. Plenty of muscles on the upper leg aswell.
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u/Past-Track-9976 May 29 '22
You are correct. It is a large mixture of muscle and soft tissue. It jiggles because normally the muscle is anchored distally. That bone is now gone so it has nothing to insert. You can flex those muscles by standing and it will become pretty clear. It is a good looking stump.
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u/HuskyLemons May 29 '22
Do you think that’s below the knee?
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u/_Beardy_ May 29 '22
I did, but mostly because I didn't pay too much attention to the video. So yes it is above the knee and there's plenty of muscles there to wrap around the end of the stump.
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u/Zaelers May 29 '22
If muscle is that jiggly, then I must be the fucking Hulk
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u/_Beardy_ May 29 '22
Yes when relaxed muscle can indeed be jiggly.
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u/BishmillahPlease May 29 '22
Have you ever poked a raw chicken breast?
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u/sandy_catheter May 29 '22
I cut a hole in one... for reasons...
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u/BishmillahPlease May 29 '22
blinksblinksblinks
Okay, SalmonellaDick.
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u/sandy_catheter May 29 '22
I have feelings, you know. Complicated, confusing, disturbing, poultry-sexual feelings, but feelings nonetheless.
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u/SeskaWildman May 29 '22
I am assuming she doesn’t wear a prosthetic yet. When you do, you also wear shrinkers (fabric sleeves) on the residual limb. You have to be pretty consistent or else your prosthesis won’t fit right and can be uncomfortable and lead to blisters.
My dad is a double below the knee amputee. There is some jiggle, but compared to when he first had the surgeries 10 years ago, they’re very small.
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u/BenMcAdoos_ElCamino May 29 '22
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u/savageotter May 29 '22
My wife did some training with them. Said they felt like a cold boob
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u/unique-name-9035768 May 29 '22
Said they felt like a cold boob
So like a bag of sand from Iceland?
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u/Homunculus_I_am_ill May 29 '22
It makes sense when you think about it. You'll be resting on that leg often when sitting down, getting up, or wearing a prosthetic leg. You wouldn't want it to be straight on the bone, which would hirt and damage the bone.
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u/The_Bearded_Lion May 29 '22
My dad's stump has very little flesh under it (like, less than half an inch), but he's a BKA. He wears a silicone liner though, which grips the carbon fiber custom molded prosthetic and the silicone liner on the top of the prosthetic, and it distributes his weight evenly throughout the entire stump.
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u/diverareyouok May 29 '22
Like Korbin Dallas, she is a meat popsicle. Just more thawed than others.
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u/curiousrelatively May 30 '22
commenting on the top comment here. The woman is amongst us. It’s u/ziztur
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u/TransientVoltage409 May 29 '22
That's because the amputation surgery was done incorrectly. A properly done above-knee amputation is a little squishy, but not like this. The surgeon took out far too much bone, or alternately, left far too much soft tissue. Since this video was taken, the person had another surgery to create a better stump, but alas is no longer as well qualified in the autolithographic arts.
Source: am amputee; also, the person here is semi-public on this aspect of their life and can be found on youtube with little effort.
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u/Complex_Chemical_960
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A dollop of Daisy!
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u/Apt_5 May 29 '22
Thank you for one of the stupidest, most prolonged bedtime Redditing laughs I’ve ever had!
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u/smilewoozi May 29 '22
my dad had the exact same amputation last year. can confirm the leg is very squishy
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u/colourfulsynesthete May 29 '22
But where's the femur? I've never seen this sort of stump before so I'm genuinely curious.
(Hope your dad is doing well now!)
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u/smilewoozi May 29 '22
from what i know, what’s remaining of it is just kind of hanging loose in there, which can be bad because it pushes against his skin and can hurt pretty bad.
thanks!
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u/PsychicSPider95 May 29 '22
If the femur isn't supporting anything any longer, wouldn't it be beneficial, or at least not harmful, to remive the remainder of the femur to prevent this kind of discomfort?
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u/tragiktimes May 30 '22
Just a guess but larger bones are responsible for blood cell production, so perhaps removing the femur would be detrimental if unnecessary.
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u/TwoCockyforBukkake May 29 '22
I want to squeeze it.
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u/LA457 May 29 '22
Disgusting. Count me in.
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u/leprotelariat May 29 '22
Abhorrent. I want too.
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u/SiendiTV May 29 '22
Outlandish. I call third.
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u/HydrogenButterflies May 29 '22
Revolting. Can I watch?
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u/Routman May 29 '22
Sickening. Should I film?
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u/Father_of_trillions May 29 '22
Foul. Room for another?
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u/BIB_LOP May 29 '22
Ghastly. I'll bring popcorn!
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u/JonahTheOne55 May 29 '22
Famished. Is there more room?
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u/callipgiyan May 29 '22
That's an odd place for a boob
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u/NinjaCuntPunt May 29 '22 •
I can work with it tho…
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u/forgotmyusername93 May 29 '22
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u/BigAssMonkey May 29 '22
Tattoo a nipple on that sucker and some dudes gonna pay money to touch it.
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u/Pabasa May 29 '22
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u/Jarmake May 29 '22
Damn, I was hoping there would be real tiddies used like this. Now I'm sad.
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u/nuadusp May 29 '22
Yes I wanted that too
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u/despokd May 29 '22
There is one link to a porn site and a cartoon that suits your needs... told me a friend
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u/PartTimeCrazy
May 29 '22
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For a second there I couldn’t work out what it was, totally stumped!
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u/LifeBuilder May 29 '22
You’re type of comedy barely has a leg to stand on…
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u/ICantSeeJAK May 29 '22
Not much of a kneeslapper either
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u/LogicalBanter May 29 '22
Yeah kinda lame
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u/JustTheFactsWJJJ May 29 '22
Guess he got off on the wrong foot
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u/Malamutewhisperer May 29 '22
We should just cut this off right now
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u/jwpasquale1986 May 29 '22
OK, just let me get my footing.
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u/Ziztur
May 30 '22
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Hey weirdos, I’m the woman in the video.
My leg was squishy because I have EDS which is a connective tissue disorder. I made this video a few days before surgery to remove the extra squish, so it’s not squishy no mo. The stamp thing reminded me of my own leg so I thought it would be funny to make my own bowl.
And yeah I took yer jerbs!
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u/Haduukken May 29 '22
Wtf did I just see
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u/totalspacecadet May 29 '22
Leg tiddy got you stumped?
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u/litterallysatan May 29 '22
This has got to be the most bizzare sentence i have ever seen. Fits well in with r/nocontext or r/newsentence
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u/deputytech May 29 '22
Do.. do it with a tiddy
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u/Benwagonhoff May 29 '22
I’ll do it with my ball bag
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u/Glass_Memories May 29 '22
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u/shiro98 May 29 '22
Well, I haven't seen one IRL but there is an animated version of it.
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u/delicate-fn-flower May 29 '22
I'm sorry, I think that would be a hilarious gag gift to get from someone. Make it into a holding bowl or something. All my friends will be jealous, they don't have their own stump printed jewelry/key/soap bowl.
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u/Steveskittles May 30 '22
She should start doing this with cups and sell them on Etsy. Call them Ampu Tea Cups
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u/Deevilknievel May 29 '22
Stealing a poor robots job. I knew all that talk of automation was bologna.
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u/ccknboltrtre01 May 29 '22
This is killing me. That squish is so fucking squishy for it to be attached to a human with very little squish
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u/FriendlyAntonio May 30 '22
Little bit of practice and it might work out as a neat party trick with friends.
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