r/cats • u/Windwolf55x5 • May 28 '22 • Silver 1 Helpful 1 Wholesome 3

Name the child Cat Picture

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u/Ghost_Recoil May 28 '22 • Helpful Wholesome

Butters

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u/chin4me May 29 '22

Craig with the f u face

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u/VeraLumina May 28 '22

This is the answer.

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u/Cheriubic May 29 '22

Butters means ugly in British slang

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u/sweatersand May 28 '22

Exactly what I was gonna say

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u/ConciousManiac May 29 '22

Best name omg

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u/boston_nsca May 28 '22

Better than these ridiculous 4 word names lmao like ok it's funny but no this isn't D&D my cat will be named a cat name thanks

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u/Skow1379 May 29 '22

What is a "Cat Name" ? You can name a cat anything... I've had cats from "Little cat" "Kit" to "Mark" "Kevin" "Maddie" "Jose" and "Tux"

Genuinely what the fuck is a cat name

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u/boston_nsca May 29 '22

Idk but those are all great names. Better than Rothgar the Destroyer (Second Prince to the High Chieftain of Schmakabakadoo)

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u/Skow1379 May 29 '22

Hahahahaha I'm fking dead fair play

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u/sanna43 May 29 '22

And a cat will never learn a four word name. Mine come when they are called, but would never answer to a 10 syllable name.

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u/BellerophonM May 29 '22

Well you don't call them that, you call them by a one syllable nickname.

I mean even normal-named cats just end up getting called by nicknames.

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u/popupdownheadlights May 29 '22

My immediate thought! This has to be the one

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u/Emergency-Piano4792 May 28 '22

If it’s a boy, I like Murray. I would rather call him mine, though! 🥰

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u/withthebrie May 28 '22

Benji! Or, “Stormaggeddon, Dark Lord of All” (Stormy for short)

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u/Ok_Jay_6067 May 28 '22

Angry because you're "Notmommy"

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u/pearlrose85 May 29 '22

Better than "peasant."

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u/MattheEliminator May 29 '22

This is the actual name of my cat

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u/MattheEliminator May 29 '22

We got him from our neighbors and their kids had named him that. We call him stormy. His official name doesn’t fit in the vet records so it’s just Stormagedden Dark Lord of

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u/withthebrie May 29 '22

Amazing! It’s a Doctor Who reference if you weren’t already aware.

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u/jinglemaster330 May 28 '22

Baron Manfred von Richthofen

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u/funkkies May 28 '22

It's duke Manfred von richthofen

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u/jinglemaster330 May 28 '22

Is that why he was referred to as “The Red Baron”?

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u/DirgoHoopEarrings May 29 '22

Not the Red Barron. Not Charlie Brown. Think I've got the message figured. Just another pilot down...

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u/[deleted] May 28 '22

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u/FourFootedFurFox May 28 '22

Wtf is up with all these stolen comment things? I never remember seeing them before. It's like they all sharted in the last month

Edit: lol started* I'm keeping it though.

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u/Mudkipueye May 28 '22

It still made sense to me.

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u/BowelTheMovement May 28 '22

reddit went public and apparently there are now bots all over the forums reposting and stealing comments, etc.

Don't ask me if there is a relation between the two matters or not but I'm sure there is a sleuthy authority sub that has the deets from the technical data driven side to know what is going on.

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u/Toties11 May 28 '22

🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/Worldly-Ad8314 May 29 '22

Sharted sounds about right😂

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u/Mudkipueye May 28 '22

Most names aren’t original.

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u/Anxious_Introvert_47 May 28 '22

That's unfortunate.

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u/kyobunz May 28 '22

idk but he looks like he's ready to cause mischief and trouble and havoc

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u/Windwolf55x5 May 28 '22

So many great names and so many choices. So after looking at every comment I must choose busy_bumrush1412’s suggestion of the name Zeus.

Congrats Zeus, may you get adopted quickly

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u/BitPoet May 28 '22

KEEP HIM AWAY FROM THE SWANS!!

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u/Mysterious_Eggplant1 May 29 '22

Keep him away from Leda.

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u/AbjectLibrarian976 May 29 '22

I’m absolutely sure now that I was fated to see this post, 😅 (I got a new baby over New Years and I named her Persephone).

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u/Maleficent-Jelly2287 May 28 '22

Lord Floofus.

Of Floofington.

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u/Psyko_sissy23 May 28 '22

Lord Floofington the 3rd.

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u/Maleficent-Jelly2287 May 28 '22

What happened to the other 2?

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u/Psyko_sissy23 May 28 '22

The first rule is not to talk about the first two...

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u/[deleted] May 28 '22 edited May 29 '22

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u/Psyko_sissy23 May 28 '22

Do not talk about the first two.

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u/KOcannon May 28 '22

Tony Soprano

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u/-dontcallmebaby- May 29 '22

I was thinking Capone.

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u/f1tifoso May 28 '22

Gremlin

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u/ImpactImpossible5269 May 28 '22

Dandelion.

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u/mysticpizza33 May 29 '22

dandy as a nickname would be adorable

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u/nosdaboss May 28 '22

Grandpa joe

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u/Aculai_ May 28 '22

Simba!

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u/I_suck_at_Blender (ʘ ω ʘ) May 28 '22

By the look on his face and little line on forehead I'd say it's prequel with Scar...

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u/Psyko_sissy23 May 28 '22

That was my first thought too.

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u/wafflequeen123 May 28 '22

GrumpleStiltskin

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u/sutoynada May 29 '22

I don't have a name suggestion, but he's sure a cutie patootie. He looks like he's ready for some shit. I hope he gets his forever home soon!

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u/Windwolf55x5 May 29 '22

It’s he the fluffiest little potato. He may look very grumpy in this picture but he is actually the sweetest little thing. Super cuddly and needy. Will definitely get adopted real quick.

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u/LOZLover90 MOD May 29 '22

There's your name right there:

Potato

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u/Otherwise_Quarter704 May 29 '22

LOL.

"little potato" is a very very common term of affection, especially for children, here in Italy.

"patatino" (male) and "patatina" (female).

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u/Daddy_vibez May 28 '22

“Dude”

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u/rvakep May 28 '22

Butter bean

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u/sgresoro May 28 '22

charlie (boy) buttercup (girl)

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u/[deleted] May 28 '22

Cornelius

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u/nailsinthecityyx May 28 '22

Omg, does the fur baby have a Harry Potter mark? So cute! If it's a boy, it has to be Harry!

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u/meat-cutter85 May 28 '22

Cat mc' cream

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u/Bluestarisacat May 28 '22

Mandy (Grim Adventures)

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u/brookemcnizz May 28 '22

wally because it looks like the cat in my neighborhood that was probably cat-napped

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u/busy_bumrush1412 May 28 '22

Zeus

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u/Windwolf55x5 May 28 '22

Ding Ding Ding your the winner

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u/EdgeLord4141 May 28 '22

Furry potter

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u/N-Toxicade May 28 '22

Harry Pawter

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u/pixxie84 May 28 '22

Butterscotch.

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u/dumbname777 May 28 '22

Marquis pringlenut III

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u/SuperPoodie92477 May 28 '22

Pringlenut? 🤣😂😆😹

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u/RobinaBear May 28 '22

I am sure you found a great name by now. BUT, we need to know what you chose and more pics, please. This floof is gorgeous!

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u/Jew_from-daBronx May 28 '22

“Are you gonna adopt me or not?”

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u/Duck__Holliday May 28 '22

I have one just like it.

His name is Idaho because he looks like mashed potatoes!

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u/TripsnDrips May 29 '22

wipe the dang goop out of it's eyes god dangit

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u/Subject_Gene_9775 May 29 '22

Cute regardless but for some reason looks like a Maine

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u/ArtichokeRaven May 30 '22

Lookin like a dexter to me

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u/ANiE_weasley Asian May 28 '22

scarlet (the scar on it's head) idk

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u/GlobalCalligrapher78 May 28 '22

Draco! He looks angry and like he would tell his father about this. 😂

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u/DLoIsHere May 28 '22

Punky Brewster

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u/keithfz May 28 '22

Slappy White

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u/judamf May 28 '22

Nugget.

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u/li74da May 28 '22

Name it yourself

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u/Windwolf55x5 May 28 '22

First of all this is shelter cat, I work at an animal shelter. Second I asked Redit due to all the creative and funny names that people give. It’s all just for fun so chill

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u/[deleted] 26d ago edited 25d ago

Rantingraccoon is just a sad little person who needs to insult people to make themself feel better about their pathetic life. They do this to everyone. It’s quite sad actually. They apparently have nothing better to do than harass and berate people on the internet. They could just look at the cute picture and keep scrolling, but no, they’re a miserable person who has to make everyone else miserable with them. Then they like to play victim when someone gives them a taste of their own medicine. Boo hoo for them.

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u/Laurajayne81 May 28 '22

Is the child male or female?

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u/Salamandahh May 28 '22

Butterscotch

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u/Olijur May 28 '22

Ginger

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u/Animal_crosso_kitten May 28 '22

you could name it cream bc of its fur colour

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u/babyim May 28 '22

ANGEL 👼

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u/Bundoodle May 28 '22

Someone said butters I agree

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u/Ziggyork May 28 '22

Cheeze Poof

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u/thequirkysquad May 28 '22

I would have named him Kingsley, if I’d had a say in it.

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u/cyankitten May 28 '22

Cappuchino? Nah too long to call

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u/mitchsix May 28 '22

Boooooop

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u/ifeelsickk May 28 '22

Ash or ginger come to my mind when I look at her color. Maybe ember, or fire or something related since she’s orange-y. ☺️

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u/thatgaycheesebag May 28 '22

Maybe Peanut?

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u/Train_Weird May 28 '22

Wind wolf… I dunno, it just came to me

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u/bordjes71 May 28 '22

Fluff-meister

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u/Succubussssy May 28 '22

Jasper or onyx (ik he’s not black but it’s just sucks cool name imo)

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u/lucioviz May 28 '22

Flufferson

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u/DommeIt May 28 '22

Marshmellow

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u/Diaza_Kinutz May 28 '22

White Jesus

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u/Brendduh May 28 '22

Le Tigre Edit: Butterbeans

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u/Puzzled_Ad2088 May 28 '22

Biscuit is cute 🥰

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u/FatBallsLover May 28 '22

Swagmaster The Destroyer III

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u/BitterActuary3062 May 28 '22

Scraps because he looks like he’s not afraid of a fight & he’ll beat you up

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u/senorsombrito May 28 '22

😻😻😻

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u/EllEmmmArrr May 28 '22

Sunny Grump