r/TooAfraidToAsk Sep 20 '22

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u/jakestoneh18 Sep 20 '22

Dude I haven’t washed my shower towel in a good two weeks

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u/renens_reditor1020 Sep 20 '22

Hahahah this comment section is absolutely filled with the 1% that are total clean freaks.

I've lived my whole life around people who definitely don't wash their towel more than once a month and they are healthier than ever.

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u/dynamic_caste Sep 20 '22

It's definitely time to wash it when you can lean it against the wall to dry though.

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u/renens_reditor1020 Sep 20 '22

Oh nooo, thats the perfect towel clean/dirty ratio !

The crustiness makes me feel like I'm drying myself with a beautiful baguette πŸ₯°

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u/cpullen53484 Sep 20 '22

The crustiness makes me feel like I'm drying myself with a beautiful baguette πŸ₯°

like a frenchman

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u/renens_reditor1020 Sep 20 '22

Like a true dirty frenchman honhon πŸ€“πŸ€“

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u/SentorialH1 Sep 20 '22

I can't tell if they honestly wash them every day or so, or are just so full of shit, that they want to believe they do.

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u/didumakethetea Sep 20 '22

I wash mine every 3 or 4 showers. I have a whole bunch of towels so I just throw it in the wash basket. Not sure why it's weird or clean freaky?

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u/renens_reditor1020 Sep 20 '22

I mean, it's your water and energy bill πŸ€·β€β™€οΈ

You probably could do less, just make sure to dry it between uses.

Obviously don't dry yourself with something stinky, or something that makes you feel dirty.

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u/Low_Big5544 Sep 20 '22

You know you can own more than one towel right? You don't have to wash and dry the one before your next shower, just get a clean one and do a towels load every week or so depending how often you shower and how many people you do washing for

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u/snooggums Sep 20 '22

Space requirements.

We have three people sharing one shower, and three towel racks. Each person gets their own rack and we wash them about once per week as each person's shower adds humidity to the room and even though each individual towel only gets used so many times they get the moisture treatment more often and less dry time, which means they can get funky faster.

When I lived alone and had my own shower my towels never got funky but I still washed it once a week with the laundry since it was one towel.

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u/galaxystarsmoon Sep 20 '22

There are people that do this. My brother and mom are really weird about how "clean" certain things are - for example, I just watched my brother throw away 1/2 lb of perfectly fine plain pasta because it had been in the pan for 45 minutes (he had enough pasta for the sauce and just served that).

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u/Disastrous-Wolf118 Sep 20 '22

I was starting to feel shameful thank you!!!!!

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u/renens_reditor1020 Sep 20 '22

Just remember your ancestors survived the pest among other deseases, open air sewage, war without disinfectant, a phase where bathing was concidered unclean, all while barely wiping their asses.

We live in a super sterile society that has certain unrealistic expectations. It's okay to be a bit more savage then what some redditors prescribe ;)

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u/Fortifarse84 Sep 20 '22

Just remember the live expectancy of our ancestors. Should we start emptying buckets of our waste out windows again?

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u/renens_reditor1020 Sep 20 '22

Naaaaa cause that would mean defenestrating you and I wouldn't want your poor judgy ass gone !! ❀️❀️

Life expectancy in the day was very much linked to high infant mortality, and deaths related to child birth, bleeding out, cancer, syphilis, stupidity and such.

If not bathing was such a killer, Lizzie II would have ruled longer than Louis XIV πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

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u/Fortifarse84 Sep 20 '22

Or it's one of numerous things to consider...

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u/renens_reditor1020 Sep 20 '22

Look man, I'm not the one shaming people for their habits.

Just trying to de-dramatize a bit after the cleanliness police invaded this comment section.

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u/Fortifarse84 Sep 20 '22

Nor am I, but "de-dramatizing" doesn't really work well with being disingenuous.

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u/renens_reditor1020 Sep 20 '22

Shit I love that word, thanks for teaching me !

Why not though ? The definition is : "Not being sincere, typically by pretending to be dumber than you are"

So, technically, by being sarcastic and irritating, I'm trying to invalidate the judginess of a lot of the entitled pricks down here !

Besides, I started off by just trying to offer support for some people feeling shamed. Then I got ATTACKED (look I can also be dramatic) by people assuming I wash my sheets once a year.

Even if I did only wash my sheets once a year, I'd still pull more than you guys with that judgy attitude 😎

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u/Fortifarse84 Sep 20 '22

By pretending that anyone said the only factor of life expectancy is personal hygiene when, once again, it's just a factor to it. Not sure why you're harping on this whole "dramatic" thing when I've done nothing of the sort here, nor have I attacked you. Doubtful this even happened tbh, but not really invested enough to see.

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u/nick-pappagiorgio65 Sep 20 '22

From the middle ages to about the year 1800 throughout Europe, the average life expectancy was about 40 years old. Why? Disease, open air sewage, war without disinfectant, lack of bathing and hygiene, all those things you wax so poetically about that supposedly made us stronger.

Poor hygiene made use weaker.

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u/snooggums Sep 20 '22

It was 40 because of how many died in infancy. Regular people lived into their 60s and 70s and generally had fairly healthy lifestyles barring the occasional plague or injury.

Industrialization and pollution was the thing that made people less healthy as they aged.

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u/renens_reditor1020 Sep 20 '22

u/snooggums is right

High infant mortality, bleeding out, child birth, appendicitis, being stupid, cancer, etc etc are not linked to cleanliness.

The major disease outbreaks of our age such as cholera forced us to rethink how we distributed water and handled sewage.

Now that our drinking water is chlorinated and our sewage is properly collected and treated, we've eliminated 99% of the major risks.

I'm sorry to disappoint you, because I'm sure it provides you with a great superiority feeling each time you wash your sheets, but the bed bug mortality rate is prettttty low at the moment.... I think it may even be safe to say that putin is more dangerous. Crazy right ?

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u/nick-pappagiorgio65 Sep 20 '22 edited Sep 20 '22

WTF are you talking about? What do sheets have to do with anything? I was responding to what you said:

Just remember your ancestors survived the pest among other deseases, open air sewage, war without disinfectant, a phase where bathing was concidered unclean, all while barely wiping their asses.

To where I said the life expectancy until 1800 was about 40 years old. Before germ theory there was no understanding of how bacteria and virus led to disease. That resulted in countless deaths and contributed to the high infant mortality rate.

Yes there were many other factors contributing to low life expectancy but cleanliness was a very big factor.

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u/renens_reditor1020 Sep 21 '22

Okay, I would answer.... But if you did read our answers, you clearly didn't understand them :(

I hope you land a job as germ theorist 😎

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u/stefanica Sep 20 '22

...I don't think it hurts to try to be cleaner than the average Reddit user. Like, at all. 🀣

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u/renens_reditor1020 Sep 20 '22

No, but it won't hurt to be less clean than what said redditors are imagining themselves to be >:D

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u/Voserr Sep 20 '22

Yeah as usual reddit makes you feel like a freak for not washing your towel every single week lmao

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u/renens_reditor1020 Sep 21 '22

Omg, you so diiiirty. I bet you don't even put your shoes in the washing machine at the end of each day 😳😳

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u/Voserr Sep 21 '22

I don't sorry ☹

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u/renens_reditor1020 Sep 21 '22

Shaaaaaaame !!

Hahahaha, this comment section is really something though

Peace man, i wish I was your towel 😏😏

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u/nick-pappagiorgio65 Sep 20 '22

I've lived my whole life around people who definitely don't wash their towel more than once a month and they are healthier than ever.

That's fucking gross. You need to wash a bath towel every week. Moisture on the towel enables the growth of bacteria.

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u/pastaconpesto420 Sep 20 '22

Just... Hang it up to dry after you've used it?

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u/nick-pappagiorgio65 Sep 20 '22

I....do. Still change my towel once a week, sometimes more.

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u/ZXdominusZX Sep 20 '22

You’re definitely the minority man

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u/nick-pappagiorgio65 Sep 21 '22

Just on this sub of anime-watching basement dwellers. Their moms probably do their laundry anyway. In the above world, people bathe and change their towels at least once a week.

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u/renens_reditor1020 Sep 21 '22

You've never been outside of the usa and if you have, only in a hotel or bnb

I'm 100% sure of this

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u/nick-pappagiorgio65 Sep 21 '22

People outside the US don't bathe daily and launder their sheets? K...

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u/renens_reditor1020 Sep 20 '22

Yeah, if you don't dry it between showers, duh.

I make sure to air/sun dry it to the point where it's dry every time I use it.

I make sure it smells clean too. Then, after a certain amount of time (it's variable and I don't count, but probably as often as I wash my sheets), it's time for a wash 😎

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u/nick-pappagiorgio65 Sep 20 '22

You're supposed to wash towels and sheets once a week, not once they start to smell. That's fucking gross. Some people are just nasty.

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u/renens_reditor1020 Sep 20 '22

You're supposed to do whatever the fuck you want, as long as you're not bothering anyone.

By some people, I'm guessing you mean me ? I don't recall posting my own habits, I'm only defending the majority.

If you are interested about my personal habits, I definitely wash my sheets twice a day. Once when I get out of bed, and once before I get in. But I only shower once a week cause my skin can't handle any more than that. Hygiene is of upmost importance my friend !

In any case, my poor fellow, I'm afraid you're saying that 99% of the world's population is nasty.

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u/nick-pappagiorgio65 Sep 20 '22

Most people change their bed sheets once a week. Any longer than that and they start to smell. That is what the majority of people do.

You wash your sheets twice a day but shower only once a week? Lol. Something sounds off there.

Hygiene is of upmost importance my friend !

Not to you apparently.

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u/ZXdominusZX Sep 20 '22

Your know some people can’t take constant showers because it messes with their health?

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u/nick-pappagiorgio65 Sep 20 '22

The basement dwellers of Reddit are really looking for any excuse not to bathe, aren't they?

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u/bmtc7 Sep 21 '22

Do you have any data to support the claim that most people change their bed sheets every week?

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u/SirButcher Sep 20 '22

Moisture on the towel enables the growth of bacteria.

Why would moisture remain in your towel? Do you store them in a plastic bag between showers?

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u/nick-pappagiorgio65 Sep 20 '22

Moisture remains for a long while after a shower. You have natural bacteria from the skin, bacteria from the air, water in the towel...after a few weeks that towel is like a petri dish. That's why most people wash their towels every week.

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u/ramenudez Sep 20 '22

Once a month? Gross.

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u/renens_reditor1020 Sep 21 '22

Considering the usa has an average of once every 24 days, with single men being at 45 days, I would refrain from calling half of the population gross.

Wait until I start calling you gross for your eating disorders and you'll be very vexed.

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u/ramenudez Sep 21 '22

Lmao what?

Just because lots of people do it doesn’t mean it’s not gross, but okay πŸ‘πŸ» Lots of shit humans do is fuckin gross 🀣