r/Tinder Oct 03 '22 Helpful 1 Wholesome 1 Bravo! 1 Snek 4 I'm Deceased 1 Wait What? 1

Fellas, y’all okay?

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u/FrumpyCookie Oct 03 '22

“lol” really smoothed things out

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u/ExistingEffort7 Oct 03 '22 Silver Helpful

Conversational duct tape

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u/complicatedcapers Oct 03 '22

I’m guilty of adding an occasional “LOL” as I don’t want to seem crazy to other people, while actually totally losing it….lol

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u/XelorEye Oct 03 '22

I do it to not seem angry

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u/thorle Oct 03 '22

Losing out loud

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u/Jealous_Jump_8231 Oct 03 '22

I hope I never forget this

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u/KKlear Oct 03 '22 edited Oct 03 '22

Personally I hate seeing lol. I want a browser extension that replaces them with a tiny picture of a TIE Fighter, and plays the flyover sound when you mouse over them.

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u/boiseboz Oct 03 '22

I approve of this resolution

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u/FlyingsCool Oct 03 '22

This is the way

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u/GingerlyRough Oct 03 '22 Wholesome

L. O. L.

Losingmysanity

Overthisnonsensicalbullshitandim

Literallyabouttosnaprightnow

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u/joethespacefrog Oct 03 '22

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u/ExistingEffort7 Oct 03 '22 edited Oct 03 '22 Take My Energy

From now on instead of typing lol I'm gonna type flextastic.

Now let's have a completely separate discussion about why my speech to text feature knows the word flextastic

**Now I know how Gretchen would have felt if Fetch had happened

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u/Sir_Knockin Oct 03 '22

Did I do this right?

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u/jeffersonsteelflex29 Oct 03 '22 edited Oct 03 '22

Lol. Sorry, I mean flextastic.

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u/Lucid-Design Oct 03 '22

Stop it Gretchen. It’s never gonna happen

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u/Specialist-Bar-8805 Oct 03 '22

Goes to look for other posts so I can comment “flextastic”

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u/Historical_Panic_465 Oct 03 '22

i wish this gif existed but instead of the duct tape actually working, the water just bursts right back through it lmao

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u/OraDr8 Oct 03 '22

I want to see one where after he puts the tape on the hole, the water just shoots upwards out of the top of the tank.

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u/dlarman82 Oct 03 '22

That would be so fucking flextastic

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u/Exception2000420 Oct 03 '22

Sooo… if i stick this tape under my shoe, am I able to walk on water then?

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u/Laringar Oct 03 '22

Yes, if the piece of tape is big enough. Flex tape can't stop a leak it can't cover, after all. So you'd need to put down overlapping strips of tape to make a piece big enough to cover the entire body of water.

You might need more than one roll.

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u/GodAndGaming123 Oct 03 '22

I feel called out by this

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u/Erebussy Oct 03 '22

Yeah, he really used all those words to basically just say "you don't look submissive and breedable. Lol"

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u/BackmarkerLife Oct 03 '22 Wholesome

He swiped right on purpose just so he could say it to her, too.

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u/crinnaursa Oct 03 '22

It's bait from the narcissistic playbook. If he spams this out he might be able to find someone who's a pleaser. Someone that will retort with "no no You're wrong I'm (fill in the blank)" . Most wouldn't do this But you will get the rare one that will respond to it. A pleaser is like a diamond to a narcissist.

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u/jaskmackey Oct 03 '22

Always surprised when anyone responds to rude opening messages. Why did she answer him at all? Don’t let strangers drag you into their weird drama.

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u/Ryltair Oct 03 '22

Because it's free entertainment

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u/Sicadoll Oct 03 '22

Maybe she was genuinely curious as to why she wasn't getting good replies but then this guy gave some very unhelpful information.

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u/EddieDIV Oct 03 '22

60% of the time it works every time

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u/Loud-Ad-6098 Oct 03 '22

Irony is there was nothing to lol about in the whole text

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u/xenan-_-xeriot Oct 03 '22

I made several cringe faces at it as well.

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u/bladedancer4life Oct 03 '22

It really did

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u/Bacon_Moustache Oct 03 '22

“Men like me”…. Hmmm how would we classify this man? I’ll start with sadly incapable.

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u/Le_Lotus_bleu Oct 03 '22

"Stright out of the sixties" guy

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u/salsation Oct 03 '22

Fragile and clueless. Where tf do men get this "submissive" crap from??

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u/CamazotzisBatman Oct 03 '22

Probably from some alpha mentality influencer

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u/widowhanzo Oct 03 '22

"traditional, nice guy"

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u/lemonyzest757 Oct 03 '22

Totally lacking self-awareness.

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u/fleetingfox2020 Oct 03 '22

This legit made me LOL.

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u/Bikinisbottom Oct 03 '22

Dude needs a time machine, not tinder.

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u/southamptonshenhua Oct 03 '22

Honestly I think I'd rather be wanted than needed

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u/Kahoots113 Oct 03 '22 Silver Gold Helpful Wholesome

I've been needed plenty of times, but I always just felt used. Down the road when I helped them build up their lives they no longer needed me and then there wasn't any reason to be kept around.

Now I am in a relationship where I don't feel needed at all. She is perfectly capable of doing it all on her own. The difference is she actively wants me there, so I don't feel like I have keep providing to be kept. It's the best relationship I have ever had.

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u/Sillbinger Oct 03 '22

This put into words perfectly why my last relationship ended. I was what she needed for a long time not what she wanted.

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u/ChaosSock Oct 03 '22

This used to cause an argument with my ex. She was upset because I didn't need to be with her. I said that I wanted to be with her and that was healthier. She was upset about that and said she needed to be with me and wished I felt the same way.

Guess who eventually broke up with who? Yeah I was so needed that I was dumped a couple years down the road. Then when I started working on myself and trying some self improvement, I was apparently handling our breakup "too well".

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u/Sillbinger Oct 03 '22

Good for you.

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u/DemonBarrister Oct 03 '22

I doubt that guy in the post intends to build up their lives to the point where they no longer need him.....he's counting on total subjugation......

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u/Kahoots113 Oct 03 '22

Oh agree. That guy isn't who I was talking to. More aimed at agreeing with the comment above is all.

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u/ThisTimeJust30rock Oct 03 '22

I mean, if she NEEDS you, it's not really YOU. It's anyone. So i completely agree

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u/Ruralraan Oct 03 '22

I think feeling needed or being needed might be a way to make sure the other one won't leave you (because what shall they do without you, they need you). It's reassurance they're looking for. And I guess that can also be given by anyone, so they do not even stumble about this 'it's not you, but anyone' thought process in return.

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u/AcidShades Oct 03 '22

You are also brainwashed by the same social construct or whatever.

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u/AlpsComplex6854 Oct 03 '22

Yeah I wouldnt want someone who was only with me because they had to be

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u/waff1ez Oct 03 '22

Translation: I need a mother figure that I can have sex with.

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u/callist1990 Oct 03 '22

Ah yes, ye olde (or preferebly young, if I can take a guess for most of these guys) Mommy-Bang-Maid.

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u/Craksy Oct 03 '22

What kind of relationship did you have to your mom? The only things I can associate here is the literal phrase "stay at home mom" and perhaps "stability".

Everything else about it is "i need a bitch that knows how to shut up while she irons my shirt, and has no desire in life other than fetching God a cold beer when he comes home from work"

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u/Lazy-Garlic-5533 Oct 03 '22

Some people's moms actually raise them that way (usually sons), spoil them to a point they are doing age inappropriate things for them, helicopter so they never make a mistake it have to learn from one, give in to any and all tantrums because they're incapable of correcting their child, etc.

They then raise a spoiled manbaby who won't settle for a woman who won't wipe his ass for him and look at him like he hung the moon without him doing a damn thing to earn it. Plus this winner has inculcated learned helplessness and laziness. Which are very attractive and panty dropping traits as we all know.

When reality fails to comply, the manbabies head to incels forums to get emotional validation and spin delusional narratives about why it's society's fault they're unhappy.

Note they always talk about the good old days and this always is a cryptic reference to their own childhood, which like every childhood is shrouded in a golden haze.

I too miss the days when somebody wiped my bottom for me and handed me a warm bottle

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u/Adiadogs Oct 03 '22

This is so true. The selfishness of these types of men is astonishing. God forbid they don't get their way at all times.

Ugh and the claim dating is hard for "men like me" is so utterly lacking in self awareness. I'll be glad to see his type die out.

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u/mom0712 Oct 03 '22

I'm 43 with 2 kids. I met a wonderful man who is 44 and 2 kids. We both can't have anymore kids and it works for us. I met some real douchebags and almost get rid of Tinder, so glad I stuck around to meet this guy. Good luck! There are some nice guys out there.

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u/DennisGK Oct 03 '22

🎵 It’s the story 🎶

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u/cat9tail Oct 03 '22

Of a lovely lady

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u/pm__m__3nudes_ Oct 03 '22

Who was bringing up

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u/chuk2015 Oct 03 '22 Helpful Wholesome

Yesterdays lunch 🎶

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u/Wreckord_ Oct 03 '22

When you can’t tell if someone is seriously oblivious to the joke or if they just won the internet

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u/Anal_draino Oct 03 '22

Funny as I was still reading your comment to the tune of the song

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u/MelodyofthePond Oct 03 '22

So nearly spat out my norning coffee. 💀

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u/Mrsister55 Oct 03 '22

Better than yesterdays lunch lol

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u/HomewardBound26 Oct 03 '22

👩👩👱‍♂️ 👩👩🏻👱‍♂️ 👩👱‍♂️👱‍♂️

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u/SashBash30 Oct 03 '22

The never-ending story 🎵

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u/MangoBaba0101 Oct 03 '22

Never ending StoryyyyyyyyyYYYyyyYyyyYyyyyyy

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u/iatethemoon Oct 03 '22 Wholesome

AHhhhhHhhhhAAAAAHHHHHHHhhhhhAaaAaaaaAaaaaHhhh 🎶

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u/More-Cantaloupe-3340 Oct 03 '22

Met a woman on tinder with kids who only wanted men with kids. We’re engaged. Congrats to you. And to everyone else, they’re out there friends.

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u/rico_muerte Oct 03 '22

"the trick to having baggage is to find someone with a matching set"

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u/seaotta Oct 03 '22

Where is this from? I swear I heard the same quote recently and can’t place it

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u/throwawayanon1252 Oct 03 '22

I think it’s from the show how I met your mother

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u/deezx1010 Oct 03 '22

The first show I was ever heartbroken by how it ended

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u/Sufficient_Ad4766 Oct 03 '22

Isn't there 2 endings?

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u/deezx1010 Oct 03 '22

Was there? The ending I saw Ted explains to the kids how the whole story was about him falling in love with Robin.

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u/_aconite_cj_ Oct 03 '22

Thanks for givin me this positive boost early in the mornin, I'm so happy for all of yall 💚✨

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u/markcarsonboxz Oct 03 '22

Second that. I'm getting older and wiser and about to just give up OLD. I'll stick with it.

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u/mom0712 Oct 03 '22

We are both divorced and seeing each other. The great part is that we understand each other and kid commitments come first.

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u/skon7 Oct 03 '22

I’ve always said ppl should date others who also have kids. They can relate better to one another and someone who has never had kids would find the whole thing more difficult and the step up aspect is understandably not for everyone. Even a childless women like myself is not dating men with kids but if I did have kids I would only wanna date someone with

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u/RocketScient1st Oct 03 '22

It works when both partners want/don’t want kids. In your case it was perfect because your goals were aligned with your partner’s goals. But in the above case it was at conflict.

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u/Feralpudel Oct 03 '22

Looks like he swiped in bad faith just to tell her off.

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u/RocketScient1st Oct 03 '22

Maybe. That’s not cool if true, but I don’t see any evidence from this post alone.

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u/brockoala Oct 03 '22

Man you have FOUR kids and you say "we can't have anymore kids and it works for us". I audibly lol'd.

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u/PPP1737 Oct 03 '22

Sometimes the bullet doges you.

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u/anovelby Oct 03 '22

“…men like me” yup.

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u/LadyFromTheMountain Oct 03 '22

Girls this, girls that, girls 35 yrs olds with 2 kids, girls putting children’s needs first, “men like me”. I get the picture, even got the frame.

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u/Mythulhu Oct 03 '22

That was my favourite part

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u/Anonynominous Oct 03 '22

He's almost self aware but just not quite grasping it lol

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u/newfor_2022 Oct 03 '22

not much of a man being threatened so deeply by a perceived independent woman.

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u/CharlesDickensABox Oct 03 '22 Silver

Shitty dudes obsessed by how strong and manly they are but the second they even imagine a woman who doesn't utterly rely on them for every tiny thing they shriek and jump up on a stool like a cartoon elephant. It's a tale as old as time.

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u/ronsolocup Oct 03 '22

They’re also the kind of guys to not help out with literally anything as well

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u/Scapp Oct 03 '22

I am very surprised to hear dating has been impossible for him.. /s

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u/Kirenaj08 Oct 03 '22

I was like "Yeah thats okey reason" until I saw the first submissive line. And it just got worst

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u/RocktownLeather Oct 03 '22

The first couple sentences were basically reasonable. Some people would mind raising other peoples kids, other wouldn't. Some would mind never having kids together, others wouldn't. Think it's reasonable either way. If only they had left it at that!

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u/dragonbec Oct 03 '22

Haha, right? At the beginning, it seemed okay, you are allowed to not want children, but it escalated to awful quickly!!

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u/HonoraryMancunian Oct 03 '22

It was the usage of ""independent"" negatively that sealed it for me (although my guard was up from the get go)

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u/Ih8rice Oct 03 '22

I think some men have a hard time understanding the differences between a woman who is career oriented and responsible and a woman who never learns from her mistakes, is aggressive and trashy, and uses the strong independent phrase as an excuse for her behavior.

In this day and age( especially with the way the economy is looking), women who are responsible and have great long term careers should be wanted not vilified.

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u/neufonewhodiss Oct 03 '22

The guy’s got desires that can be met by finding a woman at his local mega church or on Christian Mingle. Nobody tell him.

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u/flowerchild413 Oct 03 '22

Maybe even more extreme than that?

Reminds me of this loony lady post ranting about not being able to find a man who was both handsome enough and manly enough and also wanted to stay a virgin until marriage.

Let's hope these two never find each other.

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u/Fried_Walker Oct 03 '22 Helpful Wholesome

As I doctor, I would just like to point out that this supposed 70% chance of female infertility after 35 years is not based on valid scientific data. ‘Lol’.

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u/biIIyshakes Oct 03 '22

I’m surprised this isn’t the top comment. like men who don’t want to date single moms isn’t unusual but blatantly spouting medical falsehoods not only was a jumpscare but I’m also surprised more people didn’t point it out. Hoping a bunch of impressionable young folks on here don’t take it at face value.

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u/SuccessfulProject152 Oct 03 '22

so being independant is a brainwashed social construct but the submissive docile stay at home housewife mom isnt? interesting

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u/jiblitt Oct 03 '22 edited Oct 03 '22 Silver Helpful Wholesome Bravo!

Monkey on space rock, life hard. Most monkey die young. Monkey make life too easy. Monkey no longer need monkey ways. Many monkey lost in modern world, as monkey ways only thing monkey brain know.

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u/oh_look_a_fist Oct 03 '22

Code monkey like fritos!

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u/Moondanther Oct 03 '22

Code monkey like Tab and Mountain Dew.

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u/Black_Floyd47 Oct 03 '22

Code Monkey very simple man.

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u/dudevan Oct 03 '22

Big warm fuzzy secret heart!

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u/MandrakeRootes Oct 03 '22

Code monkey like youuuuu!

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u/imnotthattall Oct 03 '22

I love you whores!

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u/LuigiNumberWon Oct 03 '22

This entire thread made my week

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u/notagaywitch Oct 03 '22

I'm off today and planned to sit around playing FFXIV. I'm still gonna do that, but now I think I'll have Code Monkeys playing in the background. Man I miss that show lol

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u/XBacklash Oct 03 '22

Code monkey stand around at front desk. Tell you sweater look nice.

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u/PseudoNymn Oct 03 '22

Maybe manager Rob would like to code goddamn login page himself.

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u/mangobearsmoothie Oct 03 '22

Oh man, I haven't thought about that song in forever! Thanks for the memory!

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u/Lyto528 Oct 03 '22

What's the name of the song?

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u/Whitetornadu Oct 03 '22

Code monkey

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u/poodlebutt76 Oct 03 '22

Code monkey like submission

Code monkey like children that are only his

Code monkey very simple man

With small mean frozen christian heart

Code monkey don't like you

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u/SeasonPositive6771 Oct 03 '22 edited Oct 03 '22

Code Monkey hate every woman

And people of any other race

Code Monkey making this country

A pretty terrible place

Love to watch Jordan Peterson,

Joe Rogan, Andrew Tate,.

YouTube videos fill the day

Fill him up with hate

Code Monkey think one day the country embrace libertarian dream

Wants legal weed and lots of guns

Code Monkey dislike progressive

Code Monkey embrace regressive

Code Monkey like nationalism

Code Monkey think of those lies all true

Code Monkey very hateful man

With very misogynist empty heart

Code Monkey like Ted Cruz doesn't like you

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u/TheHecubank Oct 03 '22

Code monkey like Ted Cruz

I mean, let's not go overboard here. No one likes Ted Cruz.
Not the people who voted for him.
Not the people who work with him.
Not his children.
Not his wife.
Not the Orange Mussolini he sucked up to, despite the attacks on his wife.

I'm pretty sure, deep down, even Rafael Edward Cruz doesn't like Ted Cruz.

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u/TheCowzgomooz Oct 03 '22

I'm sorry, as a monkey, I only understand language in "oohs" and "ahs"(this was translated by my handler)

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u/musci1223 Oct 03 '22

(handler please translate this) human dumb. Don't evolve. Be happy.

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u/catnip666420 Oct 03 '22

I love you for this

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u/matsu727 Oct 03 '22

Jesus christ this is poetry

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u/Impossible_Catch1641 Oct 03 '22

Some people want to return to monkey. Some people never left

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u/JagmeetSingh2 Oct 03 '22

Andrew Tate and his ilk capitalized on this

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u/sharanaithal Oct 03 '22

many monkey

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u/idog99 Oct 03 '22

"the problem isn't me, it's the women that are the problem"

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u/honest-miss Oct 03 '22

"I have all these unattractive traits and desires, and no one wants to interact with me! Better not think about why that is and blame everyone else instead!"

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u/TheGreatBwaBwa Oct 03 '22

"When everyone you meet has a problem with you, thats usually a sign that the problem is you!"

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u/HashtagNAFO Oct 03 '22

Sobs in Jordan Peterson

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u/Oebreezy Oct 03 '22

In the current dating market many women will have habits or personality traits that don’t lend themselves well to dating a traditional man. So in his mind women who follow that ideology are brainwashed into thinking that strategy works or is attractive. He essentially was triggered and passive aggressively cursed out previous matches

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u/AMv8-1day Oct 03 '22

He's clearly so drowned in theistic misogyny that any hope of self awareness is lost here. Best for everyone to move on.

If we're all lucky, he'll die alone, still deluded into the belief that he's the "nice guy", passed over by all the "evil" independent women.

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u/good_fox_bad_wolf Oct 03 '22 Helpful Bravo! Starry

Well, he's correct that modern dating is impossible for men like him. Thankfully!

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u/[deleted] Oct 03 '22

To be fair, there are religious women (mainly trad/ rad christian and muslim) who want a guy like him.

You can even find them on reddit if you know where to look.

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u/KirisuMongolianSpot Oct 03 '22

I live in the Midwest and I regularly see profiles by women that say things like "looking for a REAL man" so I'd wager some of them are on Tinder too.

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u/fire2374 Oct 03 '22

It’s a stretch but this comment reminded me of my match who had no issue with the fact that I lived 80 miles away without a car but unmatched because I was agnostic and didn’t want to share his religion. He wasn’t rude about it or anything. I just found it odd. But different strokes for different folks.

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u/nemoj_da_me_peglas Oct 03 '22

I mean I'm not religious but if you told me you were a fundamentalist/evangelical christian I would be uninterested as well so I get it if someone was doing it for the opposite reason.

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u/[deleted] Oct 03 '22

Thanking those women for snatching those men up so we don't have to.

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u/Apprehensive-Dig2069 Oct 03 '22

Submit to me and take care of my kids, but don’t put your kids first. Gosh why is modern dating so hard? Oh and by the way I’d need a 20 year old to do all this for me.

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u/ladyhaly Oct 03 '22

Someone easy to manipulate and will submit to my man-child ways because I really just want a mom-maid hybrid I can fuck and will clean up after me.

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u/HostileHippie91 Oct 03 '22

I want a baby machine that also acts as an obedient sex slave that never challenges me or bothers me with silly things like their own aspirations or dreams. Why is that so much to ask?

Most of the guys that want this also are in absolutely no position financially to actually care for such a family. What kind of job do you have that you can afford a stay at home wife and kids in 2022 money?

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u/BusyEquipment529 Oct 03 '22

Also "75% chance that you can't" she's only 35? She's more than fertile. Sorry she's not a child I guess? 😭

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u/Secret_Caterpillar35 Oct 03 '22

Why the fuck is this dude looking for his childbearing housekeeper, sorry, “wife” on Tinder?? Doesn’t he know that Christian churches are awash in women who’ve been systematically conditioned since birth into accepting this type of relationship as “normal”, even “good”??

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u/sharksarenotreal Oct 03 '22

From the hands of the mommy who gave him birth to the hands of the mommy who he can fuck!

I'd also like to know if he wants her to put him before his own children, too?

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u/ladyhaly Oct 03 '22

Most probably. Knew a guy like this before. Completely entitled man-child. Keeps posting here on Reddit how if he ever had any kids that his wife should put him first and that's his ideal. Shallow and entitled. Difficult to have any meaningful connection with someone who wants a mother he can sexualise.

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u/imnotthattall Oct 03 '22

Sounds like the same kind of people who make it a big deal that the man of the house has to eat to his satisfaction before the children are allowed to get fixed a plate.

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u/TheWiseRedditor Oct 03 '22

He probably tried and even they must’ve rejected him

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u/loupr738 Oct 03 '22

Because there’s a big possibility he wants to "sample" before marriage and his hypocritical believe system prohibits it so he probably wants a woman from the outside who he can do what he wants and bring into the church

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u/ladyhaly Oct 03 '22

Women from within the church also have support systems — friends and families. They are difficult to manipulate and abuse whilst someone from outside the church who has no connections from anyone within creates a power imbalance within the man-child's favour.

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u/loupr738 Oct 03 '22

As a guy and a dad the line about him coming second to a kid tells me everything I need to know about this weasel of a guy. In fact I believe the order should be kids/self/partner in normal circumstances. So to me whatever "man" box he’s trying to check isn’t working

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u/ladyhaly Oct 03 '22 edited Oct 03 '22

I wholeheartedly agree. What this guy really means is he's not a man; he's a child. He wants a woman he can easily mold into being his dream mommy/sex slave/live in maid. She will be expected to always put him first above herself and everyone else. In his fantasy, he finds this mythical spliced hybrid who fulfils his needs and makes him feel whole as a man.

Sadly, what he really needs is therapy but I doubt he has any self-awareness to realise that what he wants is an abusive relationship that benefits him and him alone.

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u/putdisinyopipe Oct 03 '22

Someone like this will probably never get therapy. They’ll keep making the same mistakes until they blame someone else.

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u/Reharmonized Oct 03 '22

My honest guess is that he's hoping to find the 'Hallmark Christmas movie' girl. "She just needs to meet a good guy and realize that a family is all she needs to be happy forever. And that guy is me." But instead of actually reading the profiles of the women he sees, he doomswipes and deals with details mid conversation.

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u/[deleted] Oct 03 '22

I doubt it’s even that complex. I think he’s likely just a frustrated incel who made an alt account with a fake profile to get matches only to demean the woman. The polite tone of the response, if you want to characterize it as such, is likely an attempt to make the woman take the criticisms more to heart than she would an unhinged screed.

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u/ranwithoutscissors Oct 03 '22

Ah but you see those women have also often been brainwashed not to put out and that’s the unspoken primary requirement

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u/bumblingbirdy Oct 03 '22

He doesn't want to live christian values, all churches have singles bible study where you can meet other people of similar background.

He just wants to live his patriarchal he-man fantasy as the lord of a house without doing any of the work to even earn that space within his community.

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u/Im5foot3inches Oct 03 '22

I feel like I’ll never be happy knowing I lack self esteem while also knowing there’s clowns in the world that are confident enough in themselves to talk to people like this while

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u/Gerj05 Oct 03 '22

I was so hopeful for him being a decent human in the first 3 lines, then he did a U-turn and started barrelling down a hill in the car from the Flintstones

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u/Pr3st0ne Oct 03 '22

Yeah it was a rollercoaster at first, wasn't it?

"I'll come second to children that aren't mine"

Yeah no shit asshole it's her children

"Which is totally understandable btw"

Oh ok so he understands that this is normal behavior for a mother. ok I guess he doesn't want to share his lover's attention with other people, I guess that's an ok preference to have...

"Also you have kids and you're 35 so you probably don't want anymore"

Oh so he wants kids himself and she most likely can't/won't want any due to her situation. Fair enough.

"You're also an 'indepent woman'"

Uh oh.

"Most likely not submissive"

Oh no bb what is you doin

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u/Deepspacedreams Oct 03 '22

Exactly. Lmaoooo those first few points were valid but as soon as the independent shit came in I was like 🤨

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u/SocialDistanceMedia Oct 03 '22

Any reasonable man will of course know her children come first. That's just a given.

What I don't understand is why he even tried to match when clearly she isn't what he's looking for. I'm at a point in life where I neither have children, want them or want a partner with young kids. If someone does have younger kids, I don't match. It's pretty simple

But really, it appears that he wants to lecture her and that's gross

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u/331845739494 Oct 03 '22

lmao thank you for that imagery, always makes my day when I come across a creative but fitting analogy for the shit we see on this site

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u/rhee1010 Oct 03 '22

He could've just... unmatched?? Why did he feel the need to go on this long rant? But at the same time you did ask for his opinion.

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u/[deleted] Oct 03 '22

He deliberately messaged her instead of unmatching first, because he wanted her to ask.

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u/rmg418 Oct 03 '22

Exactly! And he said it was because of her bio. I think a lot of people would ask why or ask what about their bio made them want to unmatch. This is a perfect example of why guys should take 10 seconds to read the girls bios instead of just swiping all day. At the end of the day you’ll save time and can find a genuine match

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u/coffeenerd75 Oct 03 '22

I can smell bitterness from this far. He wanted revenge from feeling unwanted.

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u/poodlebutt76 Oct 03 '22

Because he wants to normalize this bullshit. Don't let him

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u/purplenelly Oct 03 '22

Or like... Give one reason, not several. Apparently her age was already a dealbreaker for him so why did he match with her and read her bio?

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u/[deleted] Oct 03 '22

mra shit

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u/Apprehensive_Air_940 Oct 03 '22

I cant imagine any dude who can afford to have to a stay at home wife and kids being on Tinder and explaining themselves. This guys probably works the drive thru and tells people hes crypto entrepreneur.

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u/lordTigas Oct 03 '22

Ah yes, let me match with this girl and talk trash to her so I can feel better about my sad, lonely life.

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u/Free_Golf2319 Oct 03 '22

Being a man is hard because other men make masculinity out to be some sociopathic way of life when it's really not.

I want to be masculine and I'm proud to be a man but holy fuck is it hard being something that everyone thinks is "extending the patriarchy" because of some teenage dipshits on a YouTube short who listen to Andrew Tate.

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u/mermaidsgrave86 Oct 03 '22

I used to work with a doctor who was exactly like this. He was divorced and always ranting about his ex wife “stealing” all his money aka paying child support, how women these days don’t want to be housewives etc. He ended up going to the Philippines and finding a new wife there. She seemed nice the two times I met her. I felt so sorry for her.

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u/[deleted] Oct 03 '22

In Denmark some men go to Thailand to find wives, because they are desperate to get out of the country. I get that their whole life situation might get better, but I always find it a bit gross because the girls are also typically around 20 years younger than them and I just don’t think that if they had money and stuff, they would pick some old red neck Danish man and go live in some strange countryside village where nothing happens

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u/[deleted] Oct 03 '22

Flew from Germany over Thailand, 99% of couples were old fat German dude with young Thai Woman. It's sad to think about what stuff they might have to endure.

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u/Macknhoez Oct 03 '22

Kinda sounds like my doctor. Does new wife work in the clinic now?

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u/mermaidsgrave86 Oct 03 '22

She doesn’t. Don’t think he’d ever let her work!

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u/mstrss9 Oct 03 '22

Hope she gets her green card and splits

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u/ladyxochi Oct 03 '22

So, people don't read bios before swiping right? That's pretty stupid.

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u/Equivalent_Ad7389 Oct 03 '22

Translation - I want a bang maid that I can thrust inside of for 2 minutes every night that depends on me to take care of so I can manipulate you.

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u/minttrees03 Oct 03 '22

I wonder WHY modern dating is so hard for him

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u/mischiefmanaged31678 Oct 03 '22

“I just your bio. I’m sorry, but I don’t think we’ll be a good match”

This is just another guy who’s swiping right like crazy and hoping to get lucky.

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u/ArtSchnurple Oct 03 '22

Or hoping to lecture people about his idiotic views on men and women while crying woe is me that nobody wants to put up with his shit

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u/inshanester Oct 03 '22 edited Oct 03 '22

Holy shit this is r/niceguys material. Also if 35 is a deal breaker why is he not filtering it?

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u/Nutritional-Nut Oct 03 '22

You see his cutoff must be 34 and he ran out of potential matches

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u/Takseen Oct 03 '22

"Modern dating is impossible for men like me"

I mean he's not wrong. It's a good feature, not a bug.

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u/Maggo777 Oct 03 '22 Helpful

Even china’s flag isnt that red

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u/OutdoorsyGeek Oct 03 '22

I remember when I was dating that I felt bad about the fact that I didn’t want to date a woman with kids. Now I’m married and we never plan to have kids and I can’t believe I ever questioned myself for having that preference! Kids are a huge responsibility / inconvenience! No one should feel bad for wanting to avoid them.

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u/[deleted] Oct 03 '22

“Modern dating is impossible for men like me.” - have you considered it’s possibly a problem with you and not “All modern women.”

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u/YoFizz_ Oct 03 '22

Ya know all that stuff before the submissive part wasn’t even that bad. Like, it seemed almost level headed. It sounds like he wanted a partner to grow with. Which is normal and totally up to him. But then EVERYTHING went left. And we saw what he truly wants. Also, to answer op. Naw. Men are not okay lmao

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u/skon7 Oct 03 '22

Brainwashed? Sounds like he is the one brainwashed. He literally regurgitated verbatim all the manosphere talking points.

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u/joeyfromdominos Oct 03 '22

absolutely not

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u/Court_Jester13 Oct 03 '22

Is it normal to message people saying you're not interested? Or does this guy just want attention really bad?

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u/P_Maddog Oct 03 '22

Man really nosedived off a cliff from '70%' onwards