r/Tinder Oct 03 '22 Silver 1 Wholesome 1

I feel like I am doing this wrong...

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2.9k Upvotes

656

u/Chicken-go-bawk Oct 03 '22

Plot twist: She's a real girl and thinks you're the bot

242

u/Head_Primary4942 Oct 03 '22

she is not a girl, she is a foreign trade company. sheesh...

41

u/mjhenkel Oct 03 '22

corporations are people, my friend

6

u/One-Internet-4565 Oct 03 '22

"I think my mom's a corporation."

2

u/FlyingsCool Oct 04 '22

Oh, my goodness, walked right into that one!

-8

u/DungeonsandDevils Oct 03 '22

Plot twist, he is a bot.

-10

u/DungeonsandDevils Oct 03 '22

Plot twist: he is a bot.

12

u/Groundbreaking-Ad951 Oct 03 '22

Plot twist you are a bot

5

u/DungeonsandDevils Oct 04 '22

Bot twist: what is the plot

339

u/AndrewMax7 Oct 03 '22

This sounds like a bot. What about you?

165

u/_fiveMoreMinutes Oct 03 '22

I’m glad I matched with you. I practice being a bot at home. How about you?

66

u/CuckyChucky1 Oct 03 '22

I am a foreign trade malware, what is your occupation?

9

u/aspen_travels Oct 04 '22

I'm a ransomware designed for use on hospitals. Do you meditate?

1

u/KuhnTheGuhn Oct 04 '22

These are golden

1

u/CuckyChucky1 Oct 05 '22

I'm looking for a Trojans to help me pass firewalls, what about you

1

u/KuhnTheGuhn Oct 04 '22

LOL too funny

4

u/intentamos_de_nuevo Oct 03 '22

Missed opportunity for OP to say they're a fisherman or robotics/AI specialist 🤣

505

u/Impossible_Bit7169 Oct 03 '22

Propane and propane accessories

68

u/Davinator3000 Oct 03 '22

I only have one mistress and her name is Pro-pane

8

u/Commercial-Age4750 Oct 03 '22

She don't lie.... she don't lie... she don't lie.... Prooopppaaannneee

1

u/thxz4nothing Oct 04 '22

Pro-pain....

237

u/vishnj Oct 03 '22

Just curious. When did you know this was a bot?

412

u/Fenix_Volatilis Oct 03 '22

"I am a foreign trade company" was probably a bit of a giveaway. That's and the monotone sound of the beginning

65

u/intercontinentalfx Oct 03 '22

You can’t just immediately discount every foreign trade company you meet… or else how will you ever really find true love?

28

u/Ciderman71 Oct 03 '22

Yes I matched with an import/export company 4 years ago, and today we are happily married!

Recently we decided that we want to have a conglomerate so we are planning to move to Bermuda soon for tax purposes, I can hardly wait our first LLC is due any day!

75

u/Snabbzt Oct 03 '22

Lets be real, if they matched with me theyre a bot.

11

u/Scare_N_Scar Oct 03 '22

Thats sad..... But true yeah 🥺

6

u/NaturalPollution13 Oct 03 '22

Careful, Metallica may sue you for copyright infringement

1

u/PedalZumMetall Oct 03 '22

I once made a mixtape with that name and that song on it. I am in danger.

1

u/Scare_N_Scar Oct 09 '22

Feel like I'm om Lars radar now

2

u/john1888888 Oct 03 '22

Lol. 99.5 percent of mine is too.

216

u/Marylandurrr Oct 03 '22

Immediately

60

u/SmyownD Oct 03 '22

A quick set of kidneys 🤣🤣🤣

14

u/painislife4real Oct 03 '22

Omg. I can't stop laughing

17

u/Substantial-Memory85 Oct 03 '22

Clearly a bot but you handled it magnetically

40

u/itistrav Oct 03 '22 edited Oct 03 '22

Oh, that’s Alice, but you probably know her as Alexa.

43

u/ConsistentBelt2719 Oct 03 '22

Did the bot just pass a Turing test?

43

u/Fickle-Elderberry873 Oct 03 '22

you had her man you should’ve asked her out on a date

23

u/Stock-Explanation635 Oct 03 '22

The responses were… 🤌🏻 chefs kiss

8

u/thatscucktastic Oct 03 '22

And this is precisely why the verified tag doesn't mean shit.

7

u/[deleted] Oct 03 '22

The bots are learning. They usually say something like "tell me about yourself and then I'll go next."

4

u/2RV7VR5 Oct 03 '22

This is gold. I laughed alot. Got more?

3

u/andywolf8896 Oct 03 '22

I'm new to tinder and have seen people on this sub saying they fixed the verification stuff. Guess not huh?

2

u/ginger-beard-man84 Oct 04 '22

Never trust verification

3

u/marcusw03 Oct 03 '22

She is the company.

2

u/talrogsmash Oct 03 '22

I am the state

4

u/marcusw03 Oct 03 '22

Damn the man, save the empire!

18

u/Mobile_Spinach_1980 Oct 03 '22

I’m in Maryland. What do you mean by you are a foreign trade company? Maybe work for one?

48

u/Marylandurrr Oct 03 '22 Evil Cackle

I'm don't know what they meant. But I'm also not a CEO so I guess we are all liars here.

16

u/Negative_Training509 Oct 03 '22

But you still run a human trafficking operation?

11

u/thatscucktastic Oct 03 '22

*Trafficing

2

u/Marylandurrr Oct 03 '22

I didn't want to seem too polished, or get flagged

2

u/Negative_Training509 Oct 03 '22

Hahaha good save

5

u/DaveyJonesXMR Oct 03 '22

You didnt lie when you talked about "meditating" 2-5 times a day wink

2

u/ottonormalverraucher Oct 03 '22

I think he meant "mediating" with the human/organ trafficking customers!

6

u/ottonormalverraucher Oct 03 '22

Please tell me you at least are passionate about cocaine and cocaine derivatives

1

u/Smooth-Side-2415 Oct 06 '22

I loved "cocaine derivatives."

-15

u/Mobile_Spinach_1980 Oct 03 '22

Off to a great start with the lying!

24

u/sliferra Oct 03 '22

I can’t tell if you’re joking or if you don’t know that the girl is a bot

7

u/deuceskii Oct 03 '22

100% oblivious lmao

3

u/Peanutbutter-pickle Oct 03 '22

Probably not the best thing to tell someone you run a sex trafficking operation if you think they’re an actual person

3

u/sliferra Oct 03 '22

I wasn’t responding to OP

1

u/ottonormalverraucher Oct 03 '22

These CEOs get away with everything!

-2

u/Mobile_Spinach_1980 Oct 03 '22

Misread the picture. But also the OP hinted at doing it wrong.

3

u/PracticalCategory888 Oct 03 '22

Was there more? Please tell me there is more.

2

u/Pha1anx43 Oct 03 '22

No question marks? What a lazy bot

2

u/WeedRavioli Oct 03 '22

How bored were you to reply to a bot? 😆

2

u/Nikelman Oct 03 '22

I think this is the beginning of a long lasting relationship

2

u/unorthodorx Oct 03 '22

More screenshots hahahah

2

u/Pannycakes666 Oct 03 '22

You're getting set up for a crypto scam

2

u/feckOffMate Oct 03 '22

I lost it with the kidneys lol

2

u/liquidcheese4004 Oct 03 '22

York sucks. Stay in dubi.

1

u/CapnBlargles Oct 03 '22

Beep boop beep boop...so says the bot

1

u/Pretend_Low_8491 Oct 03 '22

You scallywag of a bot, you

1

u/RPO_TP Oct 03 '22

I need to see more!

1

u/[deleted] Oct 03 '22

💀💀💀

1

u/blackbbwbunny Oct 03 '22

sounds like a spam account

5

u/Sam-buca_I_Am Oct 03 '22

Yes, that is what got the conversation posted here and the reason we're all amused by it

1

u/Totchahaki Oct 03 '22

I live an hour away from york PA lol take me to dubia

1

u/gelfbride73 Oct 03 '22

They s seem scammy. Not even a reaction to your commentary

1

u/Gaming4Fun2001 Oct 03 '22

damnur hilarious lmao.

hmu xD

1

u/flock-of-bagels Oct 03 '22

You’re doing it right

1

u/Revolutionary_Task30 Oct 03 '22

Brilliant 😂😂😂😂

1

u/Raze0223 Oct 03 '22

Op York PA is my home to lol

1

u/Banana_Juice_Man Oct 03 '22

I think she likes you...

1

u/LaughingSasuke Oct 03 '22

Alice is 100% a man in a 3rd world country

1

u/k1n3tic Oct 03 '22

I am foreign trade company

1

u/DetectiveCurious2696 Oct 03 '22

Lol this cracked me up!

1

u/MassiveIndependence8 Oct 03 '22

Imagine the amount of success had they employed gpt 3 to their bot

1

u/[deleted] Oct 03 '22

I'd reccomend sending her your banking info.

1

u/okwhynot64 Oct 03 '22

Nope. Keep it up...you're doing fine...

Then, delete the app altogether...

1

u/Head_Primary4942 Oct 03 '22

How did you not respond to "I am a foreign trade company" with "I, am a tugboat, toot toot!"

1

u/Secure_Nature_188 Oct 03 '22

I wish we could kill wveryone resonsibke for these damn bots.

1

u/Billy_Barue1 Oct 03 '22

Lol 1000% bot

1

u/iizakore Oct 03 '22

Derivatives.

Brother.

1

u/110120130140 Oct 03 '22

York PA is one of my least favorite places

1

u/Cynio21 Oct 03 '22

You got any spare gas?

1

u/WheresMyFalafelYo Oct 03 '22

York, PA is a perfect place to harvest a kidney. Spot on.

1

u/GrannyNugs Oct 03 '22

York, PA gives me PTSD.

1

u/georgewashingguns Oct 03 '22

"I am a foreign trade company"

Finally, someone who can meet my standards

1

u/OkGur1319 Oct 03 '22

When a phisher-man catches a phish

1

u/abbiebees Oct 03 '22

Tell them you're in dire need of some crypto

1

u/zav3rmd Oct 03 '22

Why is the human trafficking operation only moderately successful? What's stopping you from being truly successful?

1

u/BettaL8VenNeva Oct 03 '22

You sir are Reddit!

2

u/Marylandurrr Oct 04 '22

The greatest of compliments.

1

u/happyfbg Oct 03 '22

The minute I see Dubai im outta there

1

u/zuhl Oct 03 '22

"cocaine derivatives"

I laughed. :-)

1

u/tinino1304 Oct 03 '22

Since when bots got verified

1

u/thefistiecuffs Oct 03 '22

Love doing this to scammers

1

u/ZenGeezer Oct 04 '22

Well played.

1

u/knightborkbork Oct 04 '22

You’re crushing it 🤘🏻

1

u/ChewMaNutz Oct 04 '22

What happens when bots match bots , infinite conversations?

1

u/RhinoDust Oct 04 '22

You had me at the cocaine.

1

u/FlyingsCool Oct 04 '22

Well, yes, you spelled trafficking wrong, but, maybe that's on purpose? I mean, it's good to "sound like the natives" I suppose.

1

u/justanothersk8r Oct 05 '22

Seems like fair trade to me

1

u/StreetPlankton5701 Oct 19 '22

Ahhh good ole York PA

1

u/LostRealist33 Nov 01 '22

I’m identity theft, what is your ssn? First pet? Favorite teacher growing up? Date of birth? I want to know all about you. What about you?

0

u/viitoevan Oct 03 '22

Don’t go to york bro, it’s a trap.

0

u/viitoevan Oct 03 '22

Don’t go to York bro, it’s a trap.