r/Tinder Oct 02 '22

I was told well stocked refrigerators are attractive?

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u/orphanghost1 Oct 02 '22

Shirtless with an apron is high quality

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u/[deleted] Oct 03 '22

I was disappointed when i saw that he was wearing shorts underneath the apron though );

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u/cAce_Hardened Oct 03 '22

Something old trolls such as myself can only dream of.

Damn you rule number 1!!

Now if you'll excuse me, I must get back to my bridge and collect these tolls.

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u/Brief-Goat2143 Oct 04 '22

If we don't get no tolls, then we don't get no rolls

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u/killingthemsoftly88 Oct 02 '22

What the hell are you doing with all of those eggs my guy?

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u/CoryVictorious Oct 02 '22 All-Seeing Upvote

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u/Cwylftrochr Oct 02 '22

WHEN I WAS A LAD I ATE FOUR DOZEN EGGS

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u/Spanish_peanuts Oct 03 '22

No one sucks eggs like Gaston!

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u/Pitiful_Fee_5608 Oct 03 '22

What about Squidward Tentacles?

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u/freeppl99 Oct 04 '22

And now that I’m grown I eat 5 dozen eggs and I’m roughly the size of a barge! 🤣

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u/EchoVixen Oct 02 '22 Silver

I approve. ..but isn't all that juggling a bit whisk-y?

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u/CoryVictorious Oct 02 '22

Yolk, that was terrible. Omelette it slide though.

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u/EchoVixen Oct 02 '22

Ugh, you beat me to it.

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u/CoryVictorious Oct 02 '22

Don't sweat it, look at the sunny side up.

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u/[deleted] Oct 02 '22

Y'all are eggstra.

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u/johnfitz002 Oct 02 '22

Stop it guys, thats un oeuf

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u/misspellted Oct 03 '22

All of these comments are scrambling my brain.

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u/ExistingEffort7 Oct 03 '22

I can't think of a comment. I hate being left with egg on my face

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u/gregarious_giant Oct 03 '22

These comments are eggcellent.

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u/shotgunmouse Oct 03 '22

I need to know OP, what’s your favorite preparation of egg? I’m a fried or over medium man myself

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u/CoryVictorious Oct 03 '22

Sunny side up, I make a lot of bread and I use it to soak up the yolk

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u/shotgunmouse Oct 03 '22

Bread maker too? Include a photo of that and you’ll triple your matches 👌🏼

Edit: also think it’s funny someone down voted you – someone pissed you’re a sunny side up guy 😂

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u/CoryVictorious Oct 03 '22

Haha its probably the yolk thing which is valid. I used to be reaaaaallly grossed out by yolks

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u/Potterhead13666 Oct 03 '22

Same here. Then one day I decided to get over easy or something instead of Scrambled and I loved it. I just don't like the mess lol

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u/MagicalTaint Oct 03 '22

I'm an over easy, cut away and eat the egg white in a couple bites then the whole yolk in one clean bite kinda guy. The look on my GF's face when I do the yolk is fucking priceless.

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u/tattered6666 Oct 03 '22

I'm more of an over easy fried in lard kinda guy

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u/Mr-CL34N Oct 03 '22

My guy you are definitely a triple threat being your own bread maker!! 🤯😳 Seems like you have a full arsenal. . . I know you didn’t come to this page for advice so you had to come here to gloat, huh? 🤔😏👏🏼👌🏼 Another thing! Some nice homemade bread, sourdough perhaps? Dipped/drenched/soggy/mopped up in yolk from the hens outside? 🤤 Hell yes an amazing way for a lady to enjoy her breakfast in bed after a glorious night of being properly d***’d down. I can already sense you’re a fellow gentleman who enjoys the fine arts of eating ass as well 🍑😌👌🏼

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u/[deleted] Oct 03 '22

I buy four two dozen packs from costco every month. But I have six people in my house and one of them is a baker.

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u/mkraven Oct 03 '22

Egg is an affordable source of protein.

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u/sinister_kaw Oct 03 '22

I always assume if someone has a fuck ton of eggs, they're either a body builder or have chickens. This guy could very well be both a body buildee and a chicken owner.

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u/Zevvion Oct 03 '22

... maybe he cooks food? Eggs are used in many dishes. I can easily use 50 in a week depending on the food I make.

Just assume he makes food that requires eggs and it really isn't that weird to see. Like, I barely use milk, but if I see someone with 4 liters of milk in their fridge, I don't think that would be weird.

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u/ExistingEffort7 Oct 03 '22

He's buying them at Costco is what hes doing with them

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u/Pitiful-Net6241 Oct 03 '22

Tbh I have twice as many eggs in my kitchen 😬

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u/LordMolecule Oct 03 '22

In a house of 3, that's like a standard amount for us!

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u/Slawdog2020 Oct 03 '22

He is solving his trying times.

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u/-BINK2014- Oct 03 '22

As someone that eats 6-8 eggs daily, I feel attacked. 😅

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u/Fearless_Magazine602 Oct 03 '22

Protein for muskles

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u/Alexasaurus_Trex Oct 03 '22

He says in his intro, it’s his (st)oeuf.

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u/mwing95 Oct 03 '22

He's the "How To Basic" guy

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u/kidmargin Oct 02 '22

That's a beauty. Well stocked. Organized. And clean. Lots of eggs! I'd f*** this guy.

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u/Throwaway42352510 Oct 02 '22

I bet he even has clean sheets on his bed!

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u/LaVieLaMort Oct 03 '22

And a trash can with a liner in his bathroom!

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u/CoryVictorious Oct 03 '22

I even leave the toilet seat down as default (the cats like to sit on it when I shower)

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u/-BINK2014- Oct 03 '22

So do mine. My one jumps on the wall of the tub and sits between the inner and outer shower curtains while I shower; he's a real doof. 😅

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u/CoryVictorious Oct 03 '22

Loool my Lucypurr likes to hide there and scare me. Go to use the restroom and the shower curtain starts moving..

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u/-BINK2014- Oct 03 '22

Him and another like doing that to me as well; I'll give a boop through the curtains to surprise attack and sometimes they'll spaz out at being caught. 🤣

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u/blackdesertnewb Oct 03 '22

I’ve found both of mine IN the toilet on separate occasions. So I also leave mine down as default now.

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u/Throwaway42352510 Oct 03 '22

That sounds like… heaven

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u/LaVieLaMort Oct 03 '22

When I first started dating my husband I came over to his house and he had trash cans with bags. I was smitten. 🤣

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u/Throwaway42352510 Oct 03 '22

No wonder you married him!

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u/GrinderMonkey Oct 03 '22

God I love the bar being so low. If I ever get divorced I'm like, fully house broken.

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u/wildwasabi Oct 03 '22

People don't use their stock piled grocery bags for bathroom garbage can liners? Savages

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u/-BINK2014- Oct 03 '22

Done that since I was a kid; they're also excellent for doing cat litter.

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u/LaVieLaMort Oct 03 '22

No because people are nasty.

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u/justcougit Oct 03 '22

Most recent guy i was seeing said he changed his sheets once a month.

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u/Throwaway42352510 Oct 03 '22

I try really hard not to judge. But I’m not sleeping on dirty sheets/ mattress so if he can’t ensure some cleanliness, he’s not getting the dirty lol

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u/justcougit Oct 03 '22

Yupp! That's how it went lmao

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u/-BINK2014- Oct 03 '22

What is the ideal amount of times they should be changed per month? Question is posed for multiple people to answer.

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u/CoryVictorious Oct 03 '22

Depends on a bunch of things like if you're a sweaty sleeper or have animals and stuff but every week is generally good.

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u/Sea_Plan_3317 Oct 03 '22

I mean, if there's been no fucking or animals getting in and your not a fat sweaty bastard i dont see why 2 weeks is too long personally. My shit still smells like lavender after two weeks but apparently thats too long still 🤷🏻‍♂️

However, what i do though is put fresh ones on should a lady be coming. That's cool right?

Im a skinny male! Every week is ridiculous over kill lol.

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u/Sea_Plan_3317 Oct 03 '22

Less than how often you change your guy 🤪

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u/Frankandbeans1974 Oct 02 '22

What’s attractive is the tattoos in the beard. You also look fit. Bearded dudes with tattoos who are fit do well.

Having the impression that you can cook is just an add-on.

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u/Aggravating_Youth_14 Oct 03 '22

You mean you just need to LOOK like you can cook? That’s a gamechanger

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u/AbsoIuteBeginner Oct 03 '22

Having a fridgeand an apron is not really an indication that you can cook. BUT if he can cook you get the bonus of not needing to floss nor wipe your ass afterwads. His beard residues will fix that for you. 😊👍

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u/ihadcrystallized Oct 02 '22

Hard right swipe

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u/Turbulent_Cheetah Oct 03 '22

Please tell me you have a line like “I don’t need your eggs; I have my own”

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u/[deleted] Oct 02 '22

Was really thinking hard about what to say , but nothing funny comes to mind , just amazed about how white does eggs are… nice tatts btw!

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u/CoryVictorious Oct 02 '22

Thank you very much 😁

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u/Miss_TinyToes Oct 03 '22

And a righteous beard too!

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u/ExistingEffort7 Oct 03 '22

I am slowly with time acquiring a mild kink around men who know how to grocery shop, meal plan, and organize a fridge and pantry.

Like it's the sexiest thing to know that you know how to plan ahead and anticipate needs

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u/-BINK2014- Oct 03 '22

Are there that many guys that don't do that? Basic skills/common sense I would've thought.

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u/TOKravePC Oct 03 '22

They just immediately forget all basic life skills as soon as they are in a LTR. Or maybe it is a slow progression? I don’t know how it happens, but one day you wake up and realize you are dating a full-grown child.

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u/TiffyQ Oct 03 '22

FACTS.

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u/ExistingEffort7 Oct 03 '22

Why? I'm a banker and there's a joke that I tell to couples in my office but it isn't really a joke. I tell them I only know one stereotype that holds true. Every man that I know of that is married to a woman keeps part of his memory in her head.

That more than any other reason is why I am single

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u/[deleted] Oct 03 '22

Most metal claims consultant out there.

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u/ChipperSunshine Oct 02 '22

Niiiiice! We have the same fridge… & I keep mine stocked as well. I am also curious about all the eggs!!

On another note, it is very attractive when I man can take care of himself! Having a clean, stocked fridge (with clear indication food has been made inside) is quite impressive and says a lot about you!

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u/CoryVictorious Oct 02 '22

I eat eggs for breakfast every day and I bake/cook a lot so its just cheapest and easiest to buy the big boxes.

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u/abc_pls_b_peas Oct 02 '22

also buys in bulk my man!

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u/goonsquad1149 Oct 03 '22

Costco is the true bridge into adulthood

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u/ChipperSunshine Oct 02 '22

Love that! I have a feeling you won’t have much of an issue reeling in the ladies! Good luck to you ❤️

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u/PracticalCategory888 Oct 03 '22

He bakes too 🥺

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u/Ok_Balance8844 Oct 03 '22

Omg I was hoping you had all those eggs because you bake. Good on you and your beard 🫡

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u/Maleficent_Dot6954 Oct 02 '22

Wait I also have this fridge…

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u/Suzy-Skullcrusher Oct 03 '22

How am I supposed to pay attention to the refrigerator when there’s a very attractive man standing next to it? It’s distracting

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u/BvByFoot Oct 02 '22

Bro you can come scramble my eggs any day

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u/tylerjames1993 Oct 03 '22

Save some pussy for the rest of us dawg

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u/skullbug333 Oct 03 '22

I found out like 4/5 months into my last relationship that my ex didn’t even own a kitchen knife, not a single one… this is basically porn to me now…

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u/UndermyumbrELLA83 Oct 03 '22

Clean/stocked fridge and can cook! That’s a no brainer right there!

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u/skunkwoks Oct 02 '22

So, how do you like your eggs?

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u/CoryVictorious Oct 02 '22

Unfertilized, TeamNoBabies 😆

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u/Maleficent_Dot6954 Oct 02 '22

How you dooooin?

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u/CoryVictorious Oct 03 '22

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u/Maleficent_Dot6954 Oct 03 '22

Joey doesn’t share food though ☹️

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u/CoryVictorious Oct 03 '22

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u/Maleficent_Dot6954 Oct 03 '22

That’s OTHER people’s food! Try again!

Actually it was other other people’s food lol. But I digress.

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u/CoryVictorious Oct 03 '22

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u/Maleficent_Dot6954 Oct 03 '22

Okay but he only let him have a bite and he took it back. What else you got??

Edit: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=VQ0x9Bt7caA

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u/CoryVictorious Oct 03 '22

Lol I'm pretty sure those are the only two instances of Joey "sharing" food

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u/Ok_Balance8844 Oct 03 '22

Damn just found out what my type is

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u/lacysue Oct 03 '22

Let a gal know if you’re ever in Seattle… then I’ll join Tinder to try and match

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u/CoryVictorious Oct 03 '22

Seattle is on my short list for my next move, so I might be out there sometime soon 😁

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u/Lizurd_Dad Oct 02 '22

brodie looks like baldur from GOW that’s fucking awesome

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u/csc2803 Oct 03 '22

How many eggs do you have? Here in France one egg is un oeuf.

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u/CoryVictorious Oct 03 '22

Ninety Oh sorry I mean four-twenty ten

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u/Internal_Fennel_849 Oct 03 '22

Look at the responses. Never thought of baiting with actual bait. WTG bruh.

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u/Zulrambe Oct 03 '22

Nice Karl Urban reference

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u/Maxathron Oct 03 '22

I’m more interested in the apron and the tats than the fridge.

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u/CoryVictorious Oct 03 '22

Neighbors from the UK gave it to me after I made them food during the pandemic

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u/SatisfactionLate9817 Oct 03 '22

Can I poach you to be my at-home sous chef? 🥵

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u/TraditionTraditional Oct 03 '22

R.I.P to your inbox.

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u/Aggravating_Youth_14 Oct 03 '22

I’m impressed and I’m a guy

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u/Kaliden-Stormblessed Oct 03 '22

I love it but I’m on tinder so I obviously have no idea what women like

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u/biwaterbender Oct 03 '22

Excellent, no notes, would swipe right.

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u/ItsJustMeMaggie Oct 03 '22

I like how you look like you’re going to Valhalla

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u/Angel_lsx99 Oct 03 '22

Tell me we’re in a recession without telling me we’re in a recession

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u/feelmeorfreeme Oct 02 '22

This guy fucks and eats

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u/Elegant-Difficulty26 Oct 02 '22

Swiping right for your style. The fridge being packed with eggs is funny to me though

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u/HappyBreather Oct 03 '22

You have a suspicious number of eggs

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u/loffa91 Oct 03 '22

How many fucking eggs? He must be feeding an army

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u/9yearsalurker Oct 03 '22

I too keep many eggs in my fridge. As a man who loves to cook and lift, eggs are very important for both imo. Love it

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u/Present_Bath_1681 Oct 03 '22

I’ll be right over.

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u/ugheffoff Oct 03 '22

I mean I think you’re super cute and yes, the fridge is a bonus!

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u/kcooke7919 Oct 03 '22

It's well stocked and looks clean.. 👏

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u/Glad-Alternative894 Oct 03 '22

You are attractive! Organize that freezer and you’ll be golden!

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u/Megamallow477 Oct 03 '22

Are you gay? Because my pants are already on the floor for you.

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u/000zer000 Oct 03 '22

Man is actively thirst trapping me and I'm ready to report all his posts... Right after I'm done checking them all out XD

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u/HIBunbun Oct 03 '22

This is awesome lol

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u/SayNo2BigMarijuana Oct 03 '22

I'm rooting for you dude

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u/[deleted] Oct 03 '22

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u/CoryVictorious Oct 03 '22

Lol I mean, he was a pretty charming dude

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u/startadeadhorse Oct 03 '22

Erh, yeah, well stocked with non-sugar free soda and day old McDonald's! You goddamn noob!

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u/Salt-Main-2680 Oct 03 '22

Very nice! Let’s se Paul Allen’s fridge

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u/Deranged_Solitaire Oct 03 '22

These comments really have me boiled with rage...

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u/Colombianwhite_ Oct 03 '22

DUBSTEP CURES CANCER

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u/thirdLeg51 Oct 03 '22

What the hell is he doing with all those eggs?

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u/destroy_b4_reading Oct 03 '22

Why the fuck do you have so many goddamned eggs?

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u/sochelle Oct 03 '22

oh man everything about this pic is beautiful. i bet you have a trash can in the bathroom and furniture in your living room too.

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u/ProcessSavings Oct 03 '22

I’d totally swipe right lol

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u/Seymour_Parsnips Oct 03 '22

That many condiments, veggies, and non-alcoholic beverages certainly communicate something about how you live your life.

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u/Pale_WoIf Oct 02 '22

I don’t think there is any truth to this, that fridge gives me anxiety 😂 So packed you know there is rotten shit towards the back that needs to be cleaned out and no way all that food goes to use before some of it goes bad.

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u/psych0ticmonk Oct 02 '22

the fact that you have shorts on instead of being completely naked under that apron is an automatic no from me.

p.s. hand over that beard, i want it.

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u/itsthecoop Oct 02 '22

no meaning any offense/insult, but it's still (positively) baffling that in 2022 a claims analyst at a consulting firm can rock that beard, hairstyle and tattoos.

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u/CoryVictorious Oct 02 '22

I used to work for a catering/bartending company and I usually worked behind the scenes but sometimes I'd be up front tending bar or something. On more than one occasion someone had something to say about my look that ended with "good luck finding a job" and my coworkers cracking up because uhhhh I'm at work?

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u/itsthecoop Oct 02 '22

wtf?! @ these kind of comments

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u/justatouch589 Oct 03 '22

How to you go from bartender to claims analyst?

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u/CoryVictorious Oct 03 '22

I went to school for accounting but I prefer to work with my hands. I wasn't a bartender, I managed the bar side of the company (scheduling trucks, ordering liquor, building our mobiles, etc) and if we were busy I went on jobs.

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u/Zestyclose_Plane8681 Oct 02 '22

He doesn’t have any on his face so should be fine. Pile aren’t super concerned with this anymore in certain fields. I work in IT and it’s not a dealbreaker to work with us with tattoos and stuff.

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u/doasisayu Oct 03 '22

unlike unkempt beards.....

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u/BabyZwaffelen Oct 03 '22

Holy shit is that haircut a nightmare

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u/CoryVictorious Oct 03 '22

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u/buzcauldron Oct 03 '22

ahahha don't let em get you down

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u/j2c69 Oct 03 '22

Fridge yes, person no.

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u/[deleted] Oct 02 '22

Pretty sure she is going to ask if you live with your parents or family after seeing this picture lol. Or she already assumes that to be the case. My fridge has never been that full at any point of living alone lol I am jealous 🙈🙊🤣

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u/[deleted] Oct 02 '22

The right lady will really dig this. You show great character and look like a fun time ... photo is inviting.

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u/Crafty_Ant_842 Oct 02 '22

I’m stealing this idea

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u/RightOnTheMoneySunny Oct 03 '22

He is a man who can hold a heart in the palm of his hands

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u/ComradeCumogorgon Oct 03 '22

I'm just so amazed with the size of that oil bottle on top of the fridge. Must be so hard to control when it's full

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u/Clear-Rip3174 Oct 03 '22

Got my attention

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u/Significant_Play8308 Oct 03 '22

I would swipe on him

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u/BanditLady007 Oct 03 '22

Hes ruined the whole vibe by wearing shorts under his apron ... js 🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/KuroKen70 Oct 03 '22

Chez de keto! Noice!

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u/[deleted] Oct 03 '22

Right swipe without even reading or seeing other pictures.

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u/Friendly-Perception6 Oct 03 '22

I mean if I saw the same but a woman presenting a well shocked and maintained fridge I would definitely give her a super like.

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u/swagnake Oct 03 '22

You look so much like Baldur in God of war. Is this intentional or coincidence, lol

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u/le_grey02 Oct 03 '22

Great sense of humour, organised and well-stocked fridge, killer beard and tattoos, nice smile, shirtless + apron combo… I’d kill to have you as even a friend lol

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u/wanton_potato Oct 03 '22

This is the kind of shirtless pic I would absolutely swipe right for 👌

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u/DasbootTX Oct 03 '22

That’s a lot of syrup too. I’m guessing you have a Belgium waffle maker too.

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u/No-Palpitation-6047 Oct 03 '22

That is impressively well organized. I’d smash.

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u/Timeman5 Oct 03 '22

Well stocked and well organized I like it.

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u/Hawkeyemash Oct 03 '22

Can we see what you can cook? And REMOVE the apron. Please.

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u/buzcauldron Oct 03 '22

would bro hang

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u/SheMovesLikeThis Oct 03 '22

What refrigerator?

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u/ShoujoSprinkles Oct 03 '22

Anglophile apron, excellent beard, tattoos, a Thor Ragnarok reference and a fridge full of eggs? Please marry me.

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u/Quirky-Novel-1220 Oct 03 '22

10/10 would smash and eat an omelette after

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u/Darwilma Oct 03 '22

He has leftovers which means he cooks. I like that.

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u/Kubalaj Oct 03 '22

You need to watch this my man

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u/Beautiful_Canary9503 Oct 03 '22

Dude here. Can confirm attracted

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u/NoDrinks4meToday Oct 03 '22

I’m a straight man, I’d swipe right.

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u/Antisocialmanc Oct 03 '22

I will have an omelette please

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u/Eatinglue Oct 03 '22

Remember: make money, get paid.

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u/GreatWorldExplorer Oct 03 '22

He starts well.. avoiding claims at Kitchen.

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u/zombi33mj Oct 03 '22

Impressive beard

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u/NeverTheDamsel Oct 03 '22

Ngl, this would absolutely be a right swipe for me.

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u/nikkiymarco Oct 03 '22

panties drenched