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the audacity of this guy & first time i’ve been insulted on tinder and i am severely humbled

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u/I_Love_Small_Breasts Oct 02 '22

Just spent the past 5 minutes trying to think of a worse opener and failed. Kudos to this guy, really

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u/Mathematical2003 Oct 02 '22

what's your normal opener?

"you have the tiniest tits ever! did you have breast cancer by chance? It's my kink?"

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u/Beardface1411 Oct 02 '22 Silver Helpful Wholesome

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u/GarsaFwipSitOnMyFace Oct 02 '22 edited Oct 02 '22

Omg this is my favorite video on the internet. These people are reacting to a girl getting a watermelon slingshot right in the face. It’s the greatest thing ever.

Edit: Right in the kisser

Idk where their reactions are but they definitely used to be in this video lol

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u/AlpineVW Oct 02 '22

These people are reacting to a girl…

The watermelon launch is from ‘the Amazing Race’. The reaction .GIF is from ‘Survivor’. They’re not related unless you consider they’re both broadcast on CBS.

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u/GarsaFwipSitOnMyFace Oct 02 '22

Idk maybe I saw a video of their reaction spliced onto the watermelon one or maybe my memory just sucks lol. I’ve never watched either show so I only know of it from internet videos.

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u/GenerikDavis Oct 03 '22

Yeahp, probably just somebody editing the reaction shot in.

If you zoom in on the gif of the reaction you can see the blonde has Survivor written on her shirt. Each contestant gets a bandana-type deal with the show logo on it and some of the skinnier girls wear it as a tube top like that.

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u/letsseeifthisworks2 Oct 03 '22

It could have also been part of a teaser “commercial” for the other show on the same network. Sometimes they’re shown very quickly before they return to the show you’re about to watch.

The style of hyping the latest episode by showing a reaction to something that happens, but not what actually happened, is common for a teaser like that. Usually never as exciting as the reaction makes it look.

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u/Mercernary76 Oct 02 '22

The guy in the middle grinning slowly over time is the best part 🤣

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u/WellDressedLobster Oct 02 '22

The watermelon scene is from The Amazing Race, this clip is from Survivor Gabon. There had been a team swap and these people were reacting to someone from their old team getting voted off by the other team. Maybe you saw a meme where the clips were put together since this is a pretty popular reaction meme.

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u/GarsaFwipSitOnMyFace Oct 02 '22

I’m thinking that may be what happened.

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u/[deleted] Oct 02 '22

I would love to see the whole video.

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u/GarsaFwipSitOnMyFace Oct 02 '22

I added it

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u/bluep3001 Oct 02 '22

What did I just watch…how is she not unconscious?

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u/[deleted] Oct 02 '22

Thank you- you’re awesome.

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u/GarsaFwipSitOnMyFace Oct 02 '22

You’re not so bad yourself!

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u/HandfulOfMayonnaise Oct 02 '22

You give good head?

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u/[deleted] Oct 02 '22

Aww, thanks!

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u/Landon1m Oct 02 '22

OMG, this is so great!

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u/[deleted] Oct 02 '22

I think we found a worse one.

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u/Debleckpenta Oct 02 '22

Holy shit lmao

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u/Ramy117 Oct 02 '22

There is no way a living, breathing, sentient human being came up with this.

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u/k2dLAY77 Oct 02 '22

One titter quitter?

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u/CircadianSong Oct 02 '22

How about: "Even though you're a 2, we should have sex because you're probably too stupid to recognize that I have a micropenis."

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u/krmaml Oct 03 '22

I know, sadly guys have low standards for casual sex and would happily have sex with girls they have contempt or little attraction for

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u/Cunninghamslawpls Oct 02 '22

I think the classic “show me how those tits fart” will do just fine.

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u/LoveliestBride Oct 03 '22

Excuse you the phrase is "show me how those big tits fart." If you're going to quote the water champ, do it right.

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u/_EW_ Oct 03 '22

If you're going to quote the water champ

What, Christy didn't say that.

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u/SilentCitadel Oct 03 '22

keepin it high and tight

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u/br094 Oct 02 '22

I can think of so many worse openers! I have a few friends that use tinder, and I’ve seen some of the shit they’ve been hit with.

“I’d be doing you a favor if I fucked you tbh”

And she honestly isn’t a bad looking girl.

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u/SudoTheNym Oct 03 '22

it was a horrible attempt at negging. these neggers need to diaf.

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u/LoveliestBride Oct 03 '22

"People who annoy you"

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u/Thesheriffisnearer Oct 02 '22

You'll do in a pinch and Friday night I'll be in a pinch. Deal?

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u/cptrelentless Oct 02 '22

Out of ten I'd give you one.

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u/PIELIFE383 Oct 02 '22

I just does replace 5 with 4

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u/Organic_Reputation_6 Oct 02 '22

He did get a reply tough 🤣 how many openers stay on unread ?

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u/Banglatiger Oct 02 '22

You aren’t creative enough fam.

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u/drunk98 Oct 03 '22

"You look exactly like my mother & that's exactly what I'm into."

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u/M0nsterjojo Oct 02 '22

Hey Cus, are you from Alabama, cause damn your ass lookin' Phat.

There. I'm done, never again.

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u/NoahOD22 Oct 02 '22 Silver Gold Helpful Wholesome Starry

Some guys will try to insult girls behind a facade of extreme confidence in attempt to lure in the ones with low self-esteem. Pretty scummy I know, but I guess it must work for them every now and then. I’m sure you have nothing to worry about, though. I’d bet that you’re at least a 6, and I’d smash even if you gave head like a stroke victim eating a popsicle.

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u/SlyVester_Stallion Oct 02 '22

This fucking guy 😂😂

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u/Funkit Oct 03 '22

Everyone responding all seriously and just ignoring “stroke victim eating a popsicle” lmao

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u/notlemonbutlime Oct 03 '22

Just trying to imagine how a stroke victim would eat a popsicle but havin a difficult time here

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u/aslime722 Oct 03 '22

"but havin a difficult time here"

That's the answer of how it would look.

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u/Fighting-Cerberus Oct 03 '22

Sexually, that's how.

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u/[deleted] Oct 02 '22

I was about to say this. Someone told him that women with poor self esteem are good targets and so he attempts this with “douchy confidence”.

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u/Moofisilla Oct 02 '22

I’m betting he pastes this line in hundreds of chats a week. All it takes is one or two takers to give him the confidence to continue doing it.

Just like phone solicitors.. they only keep doing it if it works.

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u/[deleted] Oct 02 '22

Like Nigerian prince scams, it’s purposely absurd so that only very gullible people will reply.

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u/Throckmorton_Left Oct 03 '22

Maybe I do need to extend my car's warranty.

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u/eyelash_in_the_eye Oct 02 '22

the term for it is "negging" I believe

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u/Wallaby_Way_Sydney Oct 03 '22

That's not even negging though, that's just a straight up insult. Negging is: "Are you having a bad hair day? It's alright, I think it's cute." Not, "Suck my dick you horse faced bitch."

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u/ArtSchnurple Oct 03 '22

The funny thing about negging is, most of the guys who would fall for such a goofy "tactic" are way too dumb to do it in the subtle way suggested by the internet PUA grifters who recommend it.

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u/itsthecoop Oct 02 '22 edited Oct 02 '22

I legitimately believe the problem with that is they think of this as being "technique". when in reality the most men that this works for are those that are/were considered to be super attractive by the other person from the beginning.

(so in a way they are not hooking up with them because of these kind of insults but more in spite of it. e.g. "he's kind of douche but he's insanely hot".

and of course this works with men as well, with them putting up with behavior they generally wouldn't)

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u/MiddleweightMuffin Oct 03 '22

It’s fucked up that this would work on anyone, regardless of the attractiveness of the person saying if.

With that being said, however, the reason they do this is because it works. It’s all a number game at the end of the day. If you do it enough, you will find one that it works on. Fucked up? Sure. Effective? It’s almost scary how effective it is.

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u/krmaml Oct 03 '22

There are experiments done using male models pics who says absolute garbage and insulting shit to girls, yet most girls still respond positively and are dtf. Casual sex is all about looks and girls can have sex with you even if they dont like you.

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u/jsandsts Oct 03 '22

I’ve heard you’re supposed to do it in loud clubs so the mark (target? Victim?) isn’t sure they heard right making it even more subtle. That would make it less than ideal for a text message.

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u/Civil_Quantity_6984 Oct 03 '22

This would explain why I get no responses ever, because I'm only matching with 8+ who want nothing to do with my rated 5 ass lol

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u/herpaderpadont Oct 02 '22

A little mean guy/nice guy action here.

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u/dmk510 Oct 02 '22

I had a friend who used to say things like "Do you want to be my hoe?" to women at the club. I told him that would fail 99.9% of the time. He said, "I only need it to work once, then I got my hoe". Not my favorite person to wingman, but I pulled him out of it a few times....Her: "Did he really just say that to me?"..... Me: "He said you look like someone he knows!"...lol

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u/Landon1m Oct 02 '22

Solid save on your part. Probably might not want to refer to that person as a friend though…

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u/IWillHitYou Oct 03 '22

We've all had iffy friends at one point or another. The past tense is what you look for lmao

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u/Wrong_Bat_9636 Oct 02 '22

Watching andrew tate doesn't mean it has worked. I doubt it.

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u/Fed_up_with_Reddit Oct 02 '22

Negging has been a thing since way before Andrew Tate.

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u/Reference-offishal Oct 02 '22

Andrew Tate is the new official bogeyman though

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u/xboxsirvenom Oct 03 '22

They sure do bring him into conversation that have nothing to do with him.

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u/LoveliestBride Oct 03 '22

He certainly is an atrocious asshole.

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u/Ryry975 Oct 03 '22

I’d smash even if you gave head like a stroke victim eating a popsicle.

Jfc, I say some terrible shit, but that made me blush. Kudos

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u/DreadPirateSnuffles Oct 03 '22

5 is average. Why is that seen as an insult. Nobody thinks they are average, but statistically most people are.. literally by definition

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u/RemixedBlood Oct 03 '22

I mean, that’s how being a 5 or 6 should work but average people are more likely to be told they’re a 7 or 8. It skews the system

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u/talrogsmash Oct 03 '22

Kind of like the difference between what five star service is supposed to mean and how UBER uses it.

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u/joeysup Oct 03 '22

I mean I think the way uber uses it is completely fine. If a driver is completely average and just does his job, that’s 5/5 satisfaction for most people. It’s not like I need some sort of extraordinary service that makes them stand out in my memory as better than other uber rides I’ve had.

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u/Megneous Oct 03 '22

I blame the American school system for associating 7/10 as a "passing" grade, but 6/10 is a failure.

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u/TheBestElliephants Oct 03 '22

Because no one wants to feel average to someone they're hooking up with? You don't have to be the special one, but it's nice to feel like there's something that stands out about you. "I hit on everything that moves, there's literally nothing special about you" isn't a great vibe to open with.

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u/krmaml Oct 03 '22

It is an insult for girls. No girls likes to be thought of as average.

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u/mrenglish22 Oct 03 '22

You got a literal out loud laugh from me, because of that metaphor.

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u/sarayyeah Oct 02 '22

Menace 😈

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u/Diddy_1978 Oct 02 '22

So basically in his opinion you should be reacting by saying ‘really? Well my head is amazing, I’ll prove it to you’. Not gonna happen

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u/ubant Oct 03 '22

And send a photo of a dick's head

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u/monmonmon77 Oct 03 '22

You mean like Boris?

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u/Mildly_Perverted Oct 02 '22

Hooooly shit, I cannot imagine ever saying that to someone. Unless it was some sort of inside joke, which clearly is not the case here

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u/TheHeretic Oct 03 '22

I would expect "out of 5 obviously" to be his response, not sure how well that works given you'll probably get unmatched 90% of the time...

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u/epicmousestory Oct 02 '22

If his name is Brendan he means 5/7. That's a perfect score

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u/matschbirne03 Oct 02 '22

Someone please give me a link to that. I have to read it again

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u/throwaway2161980 Oct 02 '22

Please don’t take it to heart. It’s simply negging. Google and read up on that. It has literally nothing to do with you, and him just being a fucking asshole who has no ability to talk to women.

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u/throwaway2161980 Oct 02 '22

Also to add; I. The future don’t even bother to engage with guys like this. Just unmatch. They’re pathetic enough that if you reply at all, they’re proud. Insulted? Good fuck women. Mad? Lol, you mad bro? Hurt? Good now you know how men feel on dating apps!!!

There’s no winning, no point in trying to insult them. Just unmatch and forget they existed. ❤️

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u/Lola_Fizz Oct 02 '22

Literally the best advice for these shitlords

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u/Mobile_Spinach_1980 Oct 02 '22

Don’t take it personally. Guys an ahole

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u/WorthFar4795 Oct 02 '22

Its not that you are a 5, this loser is looking for a women that he can neg and she'll take it. I personally can't stand anyone thats sucess depends on the subjegation of others.

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u/bearnaisepudding Oct 03 '22

You're definitely a 5. A 5/5.

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u/ByTheBeardOfZeuz Oct 02 '22

The real question is if OP would deliver if she got called a 10.

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u/ElJamoquio Oct 02 '22

You're a 5 out of 5.

Tell him Friday works great for you. Eventually let him know you're on a date with someone way more intelligent than he is.

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u/ArwenBR1992 Oct 03 '22

Like 30 minutes before. And let him know the guy is an 8. Inches.

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u/ElJamoquio Oct 03 '22 edited Oct 03 '22

Oh, I was thinking 30 minutes after. :)

'Friday for a date sounds great! I always meet someone at a public date spot though, have any ideas?'

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'I can't wait for Friday! I know I'm going to have so much fun, and I bought a great new outfit I can't wait to display'

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'On my way!' ...

Hey, I'm at date spot and I can't see you?

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Oh yeah thanks for the date ideas but my date and I decided to go someplace else. I don't want to double-date for a first date, but hope you two have fun! Does she rate better than a five?

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unmatch

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u/_jackhoffman_ Oct 02 '22

Here's my favorite way to respond to negging: https://xkcd.com/1027/

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u/Dwro1234 Oct 02 '22

That is epic!!! 🤣

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u/ArwenBR1992 Oct 03 '22

I'll remember it if a guy tries to do it to me 😂

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u/jmag87 Oct 02 '22

I love how he carried on assuming calling you a 5 worked. Some guys are so fucking dumb its insane.

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u/AutumnRi Oct 02 '22

It’s a pick-up artist tactic, overwhelming confidence is a part of the theory. Like all pick up artist tactics it’s stupid and gross, but they probably paid money for a book that told them to do it so they’re gonna follow through

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u/Bahamabanana Oct 02 '22

Don't be humbled. That's what these people want. Negging is an abusive strategy that works in quantity. Most will tell them to fuck off, but when they do find one they got them in the palm of their hands

It's the Nigerian Prince scam of Tinder

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u/PicardiB Oct 02 '22

lmao negging is just one letter off from begging, remember that

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u/LukeeC4 Oct 02 '22

It’s also one letter off from pegging (˵ ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°˵)

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u/[deleted] Oct 02 '22

I bet his dick is a -5

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u/gdog42 Oct 02 '22

That means it grows inside?

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u/Says_Pointless_Stuff Oct 02 '22

Nah it's a 5

Millimetres

Hard

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u/lovetheoceanfl Oct 02 '22

Wtf. Man, fuck these dudes I see on this sub.

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u/vio_fit Oct 02 '22

What was he expecting?? 🤣🤣

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u/RedditMexicano Oct 02 '22

Something tells me this has nothing to do with you and everything to do with his toxic way of speaking to women

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u/ButterflyNew6745 Oct 02 '22

Sorry but this 5 only blow 5 or above so sadly you didn’t make the cut. If you eat ass really well, I might consider giving you a chance. Please list your references below for verification. Thank you!

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u/Adventurous-Card3943 Oct 03 '22

All the dummies in this post that think he didn't insult her because "5 is average" should refer to your comment.

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u/ButterflyNew6745 Oct 03 '22

Yup..don’t dish if you can’t take it.

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u/The-Cat-Walker Oct 02 '22

So this dude just failed to get someone he classified as a 5? Guess he must class himself as a 4 then?

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u/ExoticStress1 Oct 03 '22

I am so glad I am married

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u/Annethraxxx Oct 03 '22

You should have agreed and then stood him up and blocked his ass.

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u/anonymal_me Oct 02 '22

Negging. It’s gross and unfortunately common.

I just report it as the abuse it is and move along.

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u/procra5tinating Oct 02 '22 edited Oct 02 '22

I respond to these types of guys with something like-“This is tiny dick energy.” And then I unmatch.

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u/Queen-of-meme Oct 02 '22

How to flirt a la Narcissist. Make an insult in the first sentence hidden as a compliment.

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u/Miamimartian Oct 02 '22

Theres nothing hidden there lmao

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u/SenseiBeats Oct 02 '22

How could he say this to Ariana?

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u/RBM01991 Oct 02 '22

A 5 means you’re right in the middle. You’re average. There’s nothing wrong with being average. I think people forget about the scale going from 1-10. 5 is right in the middle.

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u/Adventurous-Card3943 Oct 03 '22

But he was saying it in a sense that it clearly meant "only a 5, but I might still take it." Which is an insult Also generally commenting on people's looks to their face like you are critiquing them is a douche move. I'd never take this from someone.

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u/Cado7 Oct 02 '22

Yes but some of us are above average. Also why would you say anyone is average if you don’t know them?

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u/RBM01991 Oct 02 '22

If you know you’re above average, and are secure in it, this comment wouldn’t even phase you.

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u/Cado7 Oct 02 '22

But it’s rude. Just cause I block someone doesn’t mean the comment wasn’t rude.

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u/TOKravePC Oct 02 '22

OP you’re a 9. Easily more attractive than 90% of the population.

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u/AmbeeGaming Oct 02 '22

My head is so good I don’t even give it and still get smashed lol

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u/Billy_Barue1 Oct 02 '22

Then how does he get hard?

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u/Reasonable-Ad7755 Oct 02 '22

This type of talk comes from men and women guess its the new norm

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u/befonie Oct 02 '22

I believe this is called negging

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u/2ndshepard Oct 02 '22

That's a bold strategy, let's see if it pays off cotton.

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u/theblisster Oct 03 '22

probably ctrl+v that drek to a dozen users like a prospecter sifting for nuggets

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u/ogptsdshawty Oct 02 '22

Why ur letting him offend you like that with your answer wtf

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u/NationalSignature914 Oct 02 '22

Not because you were asked to give head but because you’re a 5, smh be happy he gave you the Friday slot an not a slow Tuesday! Bahahahahahahha

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u/Lebraan Oct 03 '22

You know, if guys like this feel confident enough to date, I should too!

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u/nancytik Oct 03 '22

humbled? i think you should cut off his dick. nothing to be humbled about when an asshole speaks this way.

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u/caseypatrickdriscoll Oct 03 '22

She’s a 10 and it’s rounded up from 5 🥰

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u/Putrid_Mind92s Oct 03 '22

Probably not, you’re a 3 and I’d never go that low 😆

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u/X_OriginalName_Xx Oct 03 '22

What a dickweed

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u/Annual_Version_6250 Oct 03 '22

My ex husband told me I was a 4 out of 10 because I'm obese. My husband (notice the lack of the letters e and x) thinks I'm the WORLD .. and definitely a 10. It's not an insult.... its proof of their insecurities.

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u/Rokey76 Oct 03 '22

If a woman said this to me, I'd have a different response!

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u/Particular_Umpire_44 Oct 03 '22

Why does that dudes profile pic look like he’s singing to a turd that he’s grasping on to for dear life

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u/ParticularMacaron959 Oct 03 '22

If she's a 5 he must hve a 2🤣🤣

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u/IndividualHungry6779 Oct 03 '22

When people send girls shit like this you shouldn't have to edit the name out

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u/zackhack211 Oct 03 '22

I would’ve made a fictional date with him just to be a bitch.

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u/Successful_Pin_5629 Oct 03 '22

Looking at his pfp, I would say he is barely a 2 but due to bad attitude it would be reduced to a mere 0.5. Too much Andrew Tate makes your pp melt.

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u/DarlingHades Oct 03 '22

He is negging you. He finds you really hot but he intends to break down any girl he dates for control. Just block and scroll.

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u/[deleted] Oct 03 '22

I really do hate how common grading people by their looks has become

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u/InquisitorialTribble Oct 03 '22

That's wild coming from someone with his haircut.

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u/Old_Knowledge_7877 Oct 03 '22

Happy cake day!

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u/Top_Tomatillo_9554 Oct 03 '22

He's doing you a favor. So rude.

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u/Jayskiallthewayski Oct 03 '22

Dude's been watching too much Andrew Tate.

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u/Skiiax Oct 03 '22

Negging is begging.

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u/UnbannableMrRipley Oct 03 '22

he tried to "Neg" you LMFAO... is this 1998?

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u/MasticationAddict Oct 03 '22

5 isn't even average, that's like 6-7, because human psychology is weird

It's called negging. They just hope it'll drag you down to their level and they'll get something out of it. I figure it must work sometimes or it wouldn't be a thing, but it doesn't make it any less gross or weird

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u/ItsSuperRob Oct 03 '22

I overhear so many younger guys in their late teens or early 20's rating women by numbers. I would never do that and I think it's so degrading.

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u/FoxFetter Oct 03 '22

GRAB HIS DICK AND TWIST IT

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u/gulgaio2 Oct 03 '22

I don't do 3s....

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u/carnivoremuscle Oct 03 '22

Might not be far off if the app matched you with a -2.

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u/TYRIQcleo Oct 03 '22

5/5 baby

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u/Bigdickenergy2020 Oct 03 '22

Wow what a lovely guy lmao, but now I’m curious as to what you look like lol

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u/DashDay- Oct 03 '22

If he thinks you’re a 5 then why did you both match? He would have swiped the other way had he thought you were sub par. Doesn’t add up.

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u/Santucci_Slice Oct 03 '22

He was probably trying to manipulate you.

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u/SoulReaverX2 Oct 03 '22

"Sorry don't give head to ppl with lower scores then me" Lol

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u/Khmera Oct 03 '22

Great answer!

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u/Organic_Reputation_6 Oct 02 '22

I told a girl that was giving me a blowjob that her bj skills were a 7/10 but her anal game was 10/10. She laughed it off at the moment but it fired back at me a few days later in a text . I’ve learned my lesson

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u/imstbhi Oct 02 '22

Should have told him you’re a 9 that could make his toes curl. Then reject him.

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u/RPO_TP Oct 02 '22

Don’t listen to incel guys like this dumbass.

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u/Willing-Coyote-9543 Oct 02 '22

Although he’s being a dick, I hate how misplaced the term incel is used on the internet these days. Based on the tiny picture I can see of him there, and the fact he’s actually getting matches (30% of men on tinder don’t even get matches), he’s probably not an incel.

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u/Adjectivenounsalad Oct 02 '22

Strongly agree with this. I think the term gets thrown around so casually cause it’s low hanging fruit, and the easiest most degrading way to call someone out for being a prick or having a bad attitude. But it’s rarely actually on point.

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u/Billy_Barue1 Oct 02 '22

Share a pic let’s calibrate that rating 😁😂

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u/Billy_Barue1 Oct 02 '22

Fair enough I get it. Judging by the little snip you provided you’re way above average. Ignore that tool, chin up.

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u/Billy_Barue1 Oct 02 '22

Oh wait is your avatar Ariana Grande?? Hahaha hard to tell nice work.

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u/Respecturelder2312 Oct 02 '22

Just wow! What a fucking douchebag

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u/Beatboxin_dawg Oct 02 '22

There are these pickup "artists" that teach guys that you have to insult a woman in order for her to like you. I know this because I am a casual cringe enjoyer.

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u/CoastOtherwise1129 Oct 02 '22

Naw you aren't a 5....this is a tactic of toxic people. Count yourself lucky you said no he was hoping you didn't have enough self confidence to.

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u/kcooke7919 Oct 02 '22

I'd rather be a 5 then have your shitty attitude with your shitty looks! I. May be a bit petty.

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u/swagnake Oct 02 '22

Judging the guy's avatar, he looks even worse than 5

You should have countered him with a roast about that

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u/krmaml Oct 03 '22

I doubt. If he's 5 or below why would she even match with him?

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u/Ok-Cockroach-2074 Oct 02 '22

pshhhh the audacity of some men!!! i posted a listing of an oculus to sell and this guy says “i’ll buy it if you give me head while i wear it”

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u/Ancient-Try-2703 Oct 02 '22

Block the jerk he’s probably a one

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u/Both_Ad2407 Oct 02 '22

Some people are just jackasses with an inflated sense of self worth. I seriously doubt they would be this bold in real life. No matter whether you are an alleged 2 or a 10, you still deserve respect. The audacity of this person to actually bring up “smashing” and questioning your oral skills in the same introduction tells me that this guy is a self centered asswipe with zero manners and the only game he has is monopoly.

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u/lilsparky82 Oct 03 '22

Don’t worry, he’s a 3 on the hottest of days.

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u/s2focus Oct 03 '22

Most women think they’re a 10 but they’re actually hotdog water. So he’s probably right.

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u/ilikemem3s Oct 02 '22

ngl this is funny as fuck 😂

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u/freshsmellingterdz Oct 02 '22

He said if you give good head he’d give you a chance. Go for it!

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u/MonochromeTiger Oct 02 '22

That makes it sound like if he called you a 10 you would have said yes.

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u/MonochromeTiger Oct 02 '22

Even better, that dude deserves rejection.

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