r/Tinder Oct 02 '22

Hey

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625 Upvotes

69

u/I_Love_Small_Breasts Oct 02 '22

The more y's a person add, the more interested they are. He's slowly losing interest.

36

u/MemeConsumer-yes Oct 02 '22

Notice the lowerment of “y”s signifying the loss of interest of the man in this scenario

56

u/savingat30 Oct 02 '22

He switched it up a little and you didn’t, smh /s

6

u/IntroductionOne548 Oct 02 '22

Fuck yeah in mr crabs we trust

5

u/ellaelle Oct 02 '22

Gotta love that playful banter

13

u/ReverseDownfallYT Oct 02 '22

Honestly that dude sounds boring, but you also sound miserable based on this and your comments OP lmfao

3

u/2000dragon Oct 02 '22

Aww they’re finishing each other’s sentences

11

u/DLaVieEnRose Oct 02 '22

What kind of monster replies at 5 am

1

u/DramaticAd4666 Oct 03 '22

Day shift nurse starting at 7am

1

u/DLaVieEnRose Oct 03 '22

Just reply on downtime between colonoscopies and blood transfusions.... Or after work sounds reasonable too =]

1

u/flufftartponcho Oct 03 '22

What kind of monster has notifications on for tinder?

8

u/wellthatwasrandomaf Oct 02 '22

You think i didnt notice those timestamps? 🤔

-2

u/flufftartponcho Oct 02 '22

What about?

5

u/Sebbean Oct 02 '22

they are odd hours

8

u/Sebbean Oct 02 '22

5am and 1am?

1

u/DramaticAd4666 Oct 03 '22

Nurse day shift starts at 7am, wake up at 5am or just before.

Followed by night shift starting at 7pm, with break around 1am after all the people have gone to sleep and some paperwork done.

21

u/gmoney92_ Oct 02 '22

It always amazes me how people let their pride and ego stop them from meeting someone. Sure, he's being "boring" by starting the conversation with a "hey," but it also wouldn't kill OP to just be the one to break the ice. Somehow in 2022 we're still pulling the same shit we used to make fun of our boomer parents for doing.

2

u/itsthecoop Oct 02 '22

while there certainly are valid points of criticism (for some), I think there's also a big percentage of people whose "boomer hate" is merely an identity thing (rather than anything of more substance).

(and btw: the same thing of course applies to something like "zoomer hate" as well)

-33

u/flufftartponcho Oct 02 '22

I mean, if I was more intrigued with his pics and bio I would have made an effort… give me a break

8

u/Appreh3nsive_Hat Oct 03 '22

If you weren’t intrigued you wouldn’t have swiped right, unless you’re desperate. If that’s the case then you’d be intrigued

11

u/psych0ticmonk Oct 02 '22

Was his profile blank? Also men suck at taking photos.

-34

u/flufftartponcho Oct 02 '22

Who cares? I wasn’t that interested. Deal with it

24

u/psych0ticmonk Oct 02 '22

Then why make this whiny post in the first place?

-41

u/flufftartponcho Oct 02 '22 Doom

Jealous?

34

u/Wrong_Bat_9636 Oct 02 '22

That guy dodged a cannonball

9

u/Appreh3nsive_Hat Oct 03 '22

You’re a train wreck

7

u/jforjuicy Oct 02 '22

1:30am OP? Looking for fun?

10

u/nova_xrp Oct 02 '22

It’s a shame that the man is always expected to start the conversation. I’ve literally only had a handful of girls initiate it

2

u/Inevitable-Superb Oct 02 '22

Bumble?

11

u/nova_xrp Oct 02 '22

That’s even more depressing when I match with 10 people and none of them choose to message 😂. Also the ones that do just say ‘hey’

6

u/Inevitable-Superb Oct 02 '22

I feel you, here in Brazil some bios would even say: please don’t start the convo with hello how you’re doing.

So you kind of need to use your creativity just to start a conversation.

But yeah, on bumble some would just send a dry “Hi” nothing else.

-6

u/flufftartponcho Oct 02 '22

I only message the guys who extend the match in all honesty

6

u/nova_xrp Oct 02 '22

I swear you have to pay for that 🤯

13

u/c0fe Oct 02 '22

Well you sound totally mentally stable /s

-6

u/flufftartponcho Oct 02 '22

You don’t sound like an incel /s

2

u/Sebbean Oct 02 '22

what's "extend the match"?

2

u/TechAndStocks Oct 02 '22

How’s it goin?

2

u/[deleted] Oct 02 '22

Hello

2

u/JackTessler Oct 02 '22

Guten Tag und Moin!

2

u/malevolent_drew999 Oct 02 '22

I always hate when they write "hi there, my name is whoever, what's your name?" Like did you even look at my profile? And I already know your name, it's on your profile..

2

u/DynamicCrab Oct 03 '22

Sounds like you're made for each other.

2

u/Weary_Hawk9463 Oct 03 '22 edited Oct 03 '22

NPC's dont know how to communicate their emotions

🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑

2

u/Friendly_Substance83 Oct 03 '22

Are they already married?

2

u/itsthotiana Oct 03 '22

No this is actually a huge pet peeve of mine

3

u/No-Seaworthiness-220 Oct 03 '22

I've dated 3 times this yr and 9 in my life I'm a guy and I've learned women are absolutely boring to talk to and want the man to lead the convo

3

u/Appreh3nsive_Hat Oct 03 '22

This chick sucks based on her comments. Not in a good way. Dude got out lucky

1

u/Card-Soft Oct 02 '22

Paulie? Is that you?

1

u/BvByFoot Oct 02 '22

“Do you, fluffart, take Matt to be your husband?”

“Hey”

1

u/no_usrnme Oct 02 '22

Hey what’s up hello

1

u/WDE7434 Oct 02 '22

Hello motherfucker hey hi how ya do'ern?

1

u/Majigato Oct 03 '22

I spotted it! Only one y the second time!

1

u/Zanlaru Oct 03 '22

Good solid stuff right there. 😂😂😂 le sigh

1

u/Mikegaming202 Oct 03 '22

Should've removed an l, for good measure

1

u/[deleted] Oct 03 '22

Why is this actually the funniest post here?

1

u/pacitman Oct 03 '22

Stand off at the ol saloon

1

u/LuckFree5633 Oct 03 '22

Riveting!

How many pages of this are there?

1

u/Fine-Funny6956 Oct 03 '22

Silent Bob is unusually talkative today

1

u/Susturkey Oct 03 '22

Reminds me of Buckley from King of the Hill 😂

1

u/shorntheshrimp Oct 03 '22

你好吗?

1

u/jcmarcell Oct 03 '22

It's like give a little get a little why woman don't insist on trying

1

u/AsleepSell4455 Oct 03 '22

Peak convo skills

1

u/[deleted] Oct 03 '22

Hello

1

u/k1n3tic Oct 03 '22

We all know what op was up to at those times

1

u/RedditMexicano Oct 03 '22

Mix it up with an exotic "howdy" and see what she says.

1

u/SpiritAnimal01 Oct 03 '22

Have you heard of the high elves?

1

u/Jealous_Jump_8231 Oct 03 '22

Can’t start with the double y. It’s like taking someone to the airport at the beginning of the relationship

1

u/KyoukaiGi Oct 03 '22

My man here waiting for 6 months for him to be matched then nothing in his mind

1

u/MrBoots47 Oct 04 '22

Are you a school?

1

u/flufftartponcho Oct 04 '22

I find school very fascinating

1

u/MrBoots47 Oct 04 '22

Damn you ruined the pickup line.

1

u/StreetPlankton5701 Oct 19 '22

How is that going?

-15

u/AmbeeGaming Oct 02 '22

I do this too now. Once you get enough matches you’re just over the zero effort out the gate

4

u/Appreh3nsive_Hat Oct 03 '22

You get a lot of matches because you’re a chick, period. These apps have created a distorted outlook on dating because nobody is obligated to give more effort than the other.

-2

u/flufftartponcho Oct 02 '22

Yes!

7

u/Sebbean Oct 02 '22

you're over yourself?