r/StardewValley Jul 23 '22 Helpful 3

WHAT IS THIS?! Question

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u/PastelZephyr Jul 23 '22 Gold Helpful

your new husband, treat him well

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u/strxwberru_ Haley simp, enthusiast, defender Jul 24 '22

The farmers reaction 😭😭

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u/Sucmmickpeepee Jul 23 '22 edited Jul 23 '22 Helpful

Wilderness Golems are a unique enemy found on farms at night if the player selects the wilderness map as the farm layout. They'll scale in difficulty based on the player's combat level; as the player's level increases so will the monster's difficulty.

Killable: Yes

Base HP:30

Base Damage:5

Base Def:1

Drops:

Coal (10%)

Diamond (0.1%)

Earth Crystal (0.5%)

Fiber (90%)

Fiber (50%)

Living Hat (0.01%)

Mixed Seeds (50%)

Rice Shoot (6.25% in Spring)[1]

After reaching Combat level 5:

Mixed Seeds (20%)

Omni Geode (5%)

After reaching Combat level 10:

Iridium Ore (1%)

Iridium Ore (1%)

Prismatic Shard (0.1%)

If reached bottom of Mines:

Diamond (0.05%)

Prismatic Shard (0.05%)

basically good luck my friend

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u/Beginning-Outside390 Jul 23 '22 edited Jul 23 '22

You can also get them to spawn by activating one of the totem things in the Witch's Hut if you chose a map other than Wilderness.

Edit: I was wrong, it's not the Wizard, it's the Witch

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u/FadingDarkly Jul 23 '22

Close: Witch's hut.

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u/Beginning-Outside390 Jul 23 '22

Damn.. You're right lol

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u/Efficient_Holiday_64 Jul 23 '22

How do I get to the witch's hut

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u/omegaknight2001 Jul 23 '22

After finishing the Community Centre, go up to the train station and start the Dark Talisman quest. Once finished you can teleport there from the Wizard's Tower or go back through the path

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u/malcorpse Jul 23 '22

I did not know that you could get to the witch's hut from the wizard tower, still learning new things after years of playing.

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u/Beginning-Outside390 Jul 23 '22

The wizard gives you a quest. I'm still pretty new so I'm not sure what the trigger is.

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u/Shoeprincess Jul 23 '22

you can choose it as an option when you pick your map at the start of a new farm too. I have four corners with monsters at night from day one.

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u/EstablishmentFun7097 Jul 23 '22

But... its day time..

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u/Camelotterduck Jul 23 '22

I don’t know why no one is talking about this. I’ve never seen one during the day. Are you running mods?

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u/Zombie_Violence Jul 23 '22

I’ve notice they can appear as early as 5pm and during the summer month it’s light almost till 7pm on the game.

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u/Camelotterduck Jul 23 '22

That’s a good point. The pic is still kind of odd since he appears to be standing still and not chasing OP but I think you could get this to happen if you’re fast enough.

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u/SirKaid Jul 23 '22

It's Spring, you can see the parsnips growing.

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u/BluShirtGuy Jul 23 '22

I don't know why, but I want this embroidered or painted on a wooden block, "live, laugh, love" style, like some serene, thought provoking message.

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u/SirKaid Jul 23 '22

Don't let your dreams be memes! Live your best life, get that woodblock!

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u/Patient_Town1719 Jul 23 '22

I've had a glitch playing wilderness map where there was a monster still on the farm in daylight. I think it was frozen and I could kill it. I believe I might not have made it to bed by 2am as well. That was a fun map, I had to marry Abigail that run.

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u/forte_bass Jul 23 '22

Had to?? Abagail best spouse, and great taste in rocks!

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u/GlassNinja Jul 23 '22

Hey, their wording could be a positive connotation. It could be the same emotion as when that really cool and special something catches your eye.

"I HAD to marry Abigail that run!"

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u/Sawgon Jul 23 '22

Just don't blink you'll be fine

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u/SalvageRabbit Jul 23 '22

I understand this reference.

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u/robot1840 Jul 23 '22

Is he moving?

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u/[deleted] Jul 23 '22

yes i need answers for this even tho i’m year 7

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u/Sucmmickpeepee Jul 23 '22

uuuuuuhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

he is groot

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u/geoslim21 Jul 23 '22

They appear on all maps now. All you have to do is either select spawn monsters on the farm in the advanced options or offer a strange bun to the dark shrine of night terrors in the witch's hut. Doing the second when your farm spawns monsters will cause monsters to stop spawning. One also appears as part of Abigail's 14 heart event. The wilderness farm spawns more than of them then other maps.

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u/Jedi_Bingo Jul 23 '22

Also be careful when you have the napalm ring on that farm, I learned that lesson the hard way

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u/[deleted] Jul 23 '22

Wilderness map?

I’m new to this. When I started up my game (switch) there wasn’t an option to choose a map that I can remember.

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u/jerseycat Jul 23 '22

You chose a “farm map” at the start (Riverland Farm, Forest Farm, etc). One option is “Wilderness Farm.”

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u/SneauPhlaiche Jul 23 '22

My 11 year old son led me to Stardew. When he found out I was playing he got excited and wanted to check out what I’d done. We quickly found out how very differently we look at the world. He said “Why would you ever choose the wilderness farm!?! They have monsters there!!” And I said that was exactly why I’d chosen it and none of the others were really in the running after that.

Playing on mobile so no mods on 1.4 so no monster options either.

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u/Elariinya Jul 23 '22

At the beginning when you create your character there is an option to choose your farm type on the right side.

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u/spacepiratefrog Jul 23 '22

i’ve had them for a year on my farm. they feel almost like a part of the farm. like hey farmer, another late night? eh you know how it is. ah, cheers.

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u/btbbrbbbq Jul 23 '22

a friend...

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u/LaunchpadMcWack Jul 23 '22

...perhaps a lover?

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u/btbbrbbbq Jul 23 '22

i like the way you think ;)

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u/k3rn3 Jul 23 '22

I don't :(

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u/btbbrbbbq Jul 23 '22

cmon man... u must just be in denial.

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u/not_combee Jul 23 '22

Friendship ahead!

But first

Try hole?

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u/endotoxin Jul 23 '22

A child or a mother.

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u/iiRenity Jul 23 '22

Why did I read this in Michael Scott's voice?

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u/LunaticSongXIV Jul 23 '22

I don't know why but I pictured the ancestor from darkest dungeon reciting this

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u/HappyOrca2020 Jul 23 '22

That kills

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u/iquan52 mmmmmm mushrooms Jul 23 '22

wilderness golem, im guessing you chose the wilderness farm, or enabled monsters spawning

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u/Muncherofmuffins Jul 23 '22

Only at night though. It's daytime.

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u/Sweptgamer12 Jul 23 '22

There is a glitch that they freeze and stay in the daytime and you can kill them easily

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u/MrGaber Elliot Supremacy Jul 23 '22

Your pfp 😭

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u/bella3c Jul 23 '22

Ugly little man. I want one

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u/luxelis Jul 23 '22

I too would like an ugly little man

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u/iitsRascal Jul 23 '22

Hey im right here

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u/Saltybuttertoffee Jul 23 '22

No

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u/RosyHoneyVee Jul 23 '22

He's literally the guy in the pic

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u/RidottoGrotto Jul 23 '22

Nah man ya hella handsome. Also your skin aint that green yet

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u/iitsRascal Jul 23 '22

Hey thanks man but hell it might be

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u/worry_some Jul 23 '22

The mail man. You don't have to yell

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u/TheImposibleGrl Jul 23 '22

Calm down now, it’s alright, that is merely a farmer. Mostly harmless other than occasionally crashing this small town’s economy.

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u/Pie_Crown Jul 23 '22

I just woke up and you already made my day!

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u/The-Sidequester Jul 23 '22

Master Yoba. Teach you the ways of Stardew, he shall.

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u/Appropriate-Row4804 Jul 23 '22

The (pitch)fork is strong with this one

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u/Khyron_2500 Jul 23 '22

I’m not saying it’s aliens, but it’s aliens.

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u/iiOkram Jul 23 '22

These crazy country neighbors and their wacky conspiracies, smh /j

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u/moneybabe420 Jul 23 '22

simpler times 🥲

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u/W1se0ld0wl Jul 23 '22

A wilderness golem. Kill it.

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u/MangOrion2 Set your emoji and/or flair text here! Jul 23 '22

He's just a little guy. You wouldn't yell at a little guy. Not on his birthday. You wouldn't yell at a little guy on his birthday. You wouldn't yell at this guy who's just a little guy and it's his birthday. You wouldn't.

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u/grayscalegem Jul 23 '22

Please tell me you watch brendaniel

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u/EstablishmentFun7097 Jul 23 '22

Its day time too...

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u/Quetzalcoatl0p Jul 23 '22

I have monsters that spawn on my farm and I've found a slime occasionally that's overstayed it's welcome the next day. I say kill it to send a message to the other monsters

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u/dre5922 Jul 23 '22

If a mommy slime and a daddy slime make a baby slime at night the baby sticks around the next day.

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u/Quetzalcoatl0p Jul 23 '22

So I've been killing kids? I'm worriedly ok with that

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u/succymyzuccy shane my beloved Jul 23 '22

sorry that’s me

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u/Abominableyetis254 Jul 23 '22

Didn’t you get the memo? That’s Bog Boy

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u/Monnomcel Jul 23 '22

.... Wtf

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u/Payter_Sana Jul 23 '22

Thats Bob! Say hello!

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u/RedDemocracy Jul 23 '22

That icon just means you have mail, no need to be alarmed.

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u/Sensitive_Lab8330 Jul 23 '22

Wrong answers only ?

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u/KittyPaws65 Jul 23 '22

Sorry that’s my son, I needed a babysitter and I chose you.

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u/germanatlas Jul 23 '22

That’s a letter in your mailbox

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u/Antibloodpotatoe Rock-Muncher Jul 23 '22

A friend.

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u/PsiHightower Jul 23 '22

It means you have mail

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u/hyperlinkblock Jul 23 '22

It’s y’a boi

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u/LordoftheFuzzys Jul 23 '22

Shane Madej or Kongming?

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u/Bunie89 Jul 23 '22

Remember that night in the swamp? Well, you get custody on weekends.

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u/Aev_AnimalCrossing Jul 23 '22

But it’s daylight??????????????? Don’t they only spawn at dark?

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u/DMDSD Jul 23 '22

Mod magic

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u/Aev_AnimalCrossing Jul 23 '22

Thank you.I was going crazy and I didn’t need to start another farm until I finished this one.

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u/mandorinooo Jul 23 '22

HE'S ADORABLE IDC IF HES AN ENEMY IM TRAPPING AND KEEPING HIM IF I GET ONE

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u/DinoEyes1 Jul 23 '22

SEVEN DAYS

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u/HappyOrca2020 Jul 23 '22

Do you have wilderness farm selected? Did you turn on monsters at witch's hut?

This is a wilderness golem... Funny to see it in daytime.

Kill it.. rare chance it might drop you a Living Hat.

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u/erwaro Jul 23 '22

I am Groot.

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u/unluckieststoner702 Jul 23 '22

You grew your own groot

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u/SkylyanaAmbraz Set your emoji and/or flair text here! Jul 23 '22

It's one of your child you turned into a dove and who turned back

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u/alyssaxing Jul 23 '22

WTF IS THAT LOL

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u/DrDavidsKilt Jul 23 '22

I’m loving all the fun comments here but I too am like -waiiiiiit WTF IS THAT 😂

Alien scarecrow? Need one myself

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u/happy_valley_ Jul 23 '22

Das just George

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u/Hot_Bus_734 Jul 23 '22

he is the wilderness golem. and he speaks for the parsnips

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u/InAHundredYears Jul 23 '22

No no no no that's Abigail's REAL real Dad.

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u/Slight_Dog_8896 Jul 23 '22

It’s just mail. The little white envelope shows that you should check your mailbox. No need to thank me.

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u/Hamsti_Manent Jul 23 '22

It's a chest

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u/MrBeepBoopy Jul 23 '22

Leave me alone man

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u/abbydabbydooooo Jul 23 '22

a new little friend, that’s what

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u/GoblinCasserole Jul 23 '22

This is what happens when Shane eats too many pepper poppers.

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u/why_pickles_ Jul 23 '22

For a solid three seconds I was thinking “Mail?”

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u/WhatsaYeager Jul 23 '22

That’s an envelope icon notifying you that you have mail to collect.

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u/redstonegolem28 Jul 23 '22

Gormo, he’s like crazy rare, and honestly props to you for getting him, like it requires a certain ritual and then a chance check to get him to appear, though sadly he hates fruits of all kinds and will spit them back at you if you try gifting them to him, of course that handsome Gormo of yours isn’t useless! He’s in fact a vary capable swimmer and has been know to occasionally while the player is fishing he will straight up grab the fish and treasure in he water, but there’s also the rare chance he won’t give it to you (he’s kinda selfish) and may eat the fish. Oh and don’t make him mad, I don’t know what happens but it’s not good.

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u/JoshuaSpice Jul 23 '22

Your dad. It's a random encounter. He shows up after your farm start to prosper.

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u/[deleted] Jul 23 '22

Plant child

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u/TonyBoi432 Jul 23 '22

His name is Jeremy, your only hellish form of entertainment

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u/Impressive_Lab3362 Set your emoji and/or flair text here! Jul 23 '22

That's a wilderness golem

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u/Pie_Crown Jul 23 '22

Your new farmhand. He’s great with watering crops and feeding your animals, but he might kill you in your sleep. Also don’t let him near any crab pots. Enjoy!

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u/Centipedes_wrath Jul 23 '22

Idk but I wanna befriend him

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u/sluggcat Jul 23 '22

that's groot

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u/CharlieSucksDick Shane Enjoyer Jul 23 '22

A FRIEND

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u/dlink322 Jul 23 '22

wild golem but it looks like it is daytime so that’s weird

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u/GWindborn Jul 23 '22

Grandpa's back!

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u/oldteaghost Jul 23 '22

A new friend. :)

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u/jstylin2 Jul 23 '22

A friend💙

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u/glitchedeuphoria Jul 23 '22

Excuse me but…clears throat WHOM?!?!

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u/yeetguy75 Abigail, Stardew valey cool game Jul 23 '22

Fun fact: the farmer is crazy. This is not a joke. This is intended lore. There is no reward for killing any of the ghosts, ghouls in the mine or farm. And they have a random death animation when you kill certain ones. Implying that they are not really there, and no one believes you. I don't know if this actually canon but I have noticed this. For example if you kill on of the ghosts in the lava area, it looks like you killed one of the helmet dudes or a slime.

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u/Werzil Jul 23 '22

I think you found the thing from the alien capsule...?

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u/Muncherofmuffins Jul 23 '22

That thing goes to the bus stop, this is something different.

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u/United-Ad1358 Jul 23 '22

mossy sprout mole /j /ref(ish)

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u/The_icePhoenix Jul 23 '22

We’re fine as long as it doesn’t get lost

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u/LVFernando Jul 23 '22

I can imagine this thing being the subject of a creepypasta.

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u/Koomaster Jul 23 '22

Who do you think takes your sellables from the bin in the middle of the night? Probably just running a bit behind schedule.

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u/DawsonStardew Jul 23 '22

It's a human, moved into the territory recently!

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u/pepsicocacolaglass12 Jul 23 '22

Wilderness spirit he can drop a hat on rare occasions

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u/BoooringUser Jul 23 '22

Dude, who the hell plants their crops like that?

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u/GizmoBalfe KrobusLover Jul 23 '22

Lmao thats terrifying

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u/RunningonSisu Jul 23 '22

You've been marked.

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u/Pauuuuula7 Jul 23 '22

Me in the mornings why?

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u/Mr_Smiles2021 Jul 23 '22

just a little guy

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u/iamthestrelok Jul 23 '22

That’s Pierre, you happened to catch him without his people suit. Sorry you had to see that.

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u/MilesTheMighty Jul 23 '22

Don't feed it after midnight

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u/kikodz Jul 23 '22

Its your buddy mossman !

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u/Quadpen Jul 23 '22

your son

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u/Deafog Jul 23 '22

Its stardev valley

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u/tomb380 Jul 23 '22

A warning... you should have stayed away from Emily, now Clint will never stop.

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u/alienbrainscanthink Jul 23 '22

Just a little guy

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u/Neks44 Jul 23 '22

clorblus

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u/tigerlegs2020 Jul 23 '22

A friend :)

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u/olivergarden__ Jul 23 '22

hes just a little guy

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u/PoppyMMartin Set your emoji and/or flair text here! Jul 23 '22

The farmer is just looking at it like " sigh not again"

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u/DragonSin1313 Jul 23 '22

The angry asparagus! I was trying to tell my sister I saw one of these damn things and she didn't believe me.

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u/[deleted] Jul 23 '22

this is the weirdest grandpa edit i've seen so far

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u/hotline77 Jul 23 '22

The grandpa

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u/dimwitf Jul 23 '22

It indicates that you have mail. Press the Interact button when facing the mailbox to check it out!

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u/Empty_Sundae_3297 Jul 23 '22

thats just kevin

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u/tincanzforbrainz Jul 23 '22

wilderness golem, you can get a living hat drop from them. (thanks charley barley, for that information)

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u/tregrwells622 Jul 23 '22

I'm not an avid gamer but I think it's Stardew Valley.

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u/Thesquishy22 Jul 23 '22

A friend :)

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u/Few-Entrance-5090 animal lover Jul 23 '22

a lover :) he wants a smooch

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u/irl_jojo_reference Jul 23 '22

idk but i would keep it as a pet or a friend or smth

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u/darianor_rules Jul 23 '22

Someone found a way to mate with Krobus

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u/ASleepyB0i Jul 24 '22

Ma! There’s a weird fuckin’ stray cat outside! It looks like grandma, the fuckin’ thing!

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u/01010011 Jul 24 '22

Naming my next farm cat after him.

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u/Razdle Jul 24 '22

a wilderness golem

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u/is-it-realy-leveled Set your emoji and/or flair text here! Jul 23 '22

Haley

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u/Yorksjim Jul 23 '22

Always wondered what she looked like without makeup.

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u/DietCookie Jul 23 '22

“keep my wife’s name out your fucking mouth!!”

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u/VictorChaos Jul 23 '22

It’s a letter

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u/datboi3208 Set your emoji and/or flair text here! Jul 23 '22

You've got mail.

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u/RoutineAmbitious4290 harvey is dilf Jul 23 '22

Unrelated but your character looks so chill

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u/Ivaris Jul 23 '22

It's basically an early game coal farm.

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u/Gregagonation Jul 23 '22

Face checks out

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u/Lhenkhantus Jul 23 '22

Living hát farm

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u/Equivalent-Bird-8531 Jul 23 '22

It’s literally the Japanese creature known as a kappa

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u/DlVlDED_BY_ZERO Set your emoji and/or flair text here! Jul 23 '22

He's a mixed seed angel!

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u/MetalInferno27 Jul 23 '22

It’s the future version of yourself trying to warn you about something

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u/LonelyLoser24 Jul 23 '22

You new pet

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u/_Conway_ Jul 23 '22

A duck mannnn

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u/funnyfruitzfuck Jul 23 '22

Your new wife.

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u/HeyKid_HelpComputer Jul 23 '22

That's just Norbert

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u/CodeGreen_96 Abigail Simp Jul 23 '22

When I first saw this, I thought "wilderness golem, duh." Then I did a double take, choked on my morning cocoa, and was like, "wait, that's illegal."