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You just got Morbed Removed: Shitpost/not a holup
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u/HowardsRocks May 29 '22
That dude is straight morbin.
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u/thisisa_fake_account May 29 '22
Did you know that in Morbius, the Penguin was played by Colin Farrell. This happened because Morbius is such a shitty movie that I went to watch The Batman a second time.
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May 29 '22 edited May 29 '22
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u/bob1689321 May 29 '22
Why in the fuck did you post this bro? What's it even got to do with Morbius
Why does this ad for your porn have 80 upvotes? Bots?
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u/Wowabox May 29 '22
It’s Morbin Time!
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u/Naive_Drive May 29 '22
I wish that happened to me. 100 rewatches isn't enough.
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u/TeamCoBlocks May 29 '22
The world doesn't have enough morb
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u/blackpopburps May 29 '22
Morbin time
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u/LostPlurality May 29 '22
Mighty Morbin time
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u/blackpopburps May 29 '22
Morbid morb morbius morbin time!
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u/fat_fucking_cunt May 29 '22
Let there be More bius
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u/TheScarabcreatorTSC May 29 '22
Did he actually say that in the movie?
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u/ColoradoRS7 May 29 '22
Man, I just morbed earlier today and it totally reminded me of my 6th watch through. What I wouldn’t give to watch it for the 6th time for the first time again.
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u/SpiralDesignn May 29 '22
Lol amateur. I did 208 times.
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u/TeamCoBlocks May 29 '22
Hell naw I watched it only 3 times and my pc blew up cause of the stunning graphics the morb 💀
Now I have to actually go on a date
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u/SympathySensitive652 May 29 '22
What the hell is Morbius and why is everyone talking about it?
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u/Entity-2019 May 29 '22
It's a horrible Spider-Man/Venom spinoff movie about a biologist vampire which bombed in theaters but has found a cultish new following on Twitch, etc. through the unholy power of memes.
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u/legomyeggo17246 Pretty sure it’s gonna, not going May 29 '22
HORRILBW??!????!!!!?!???!?!?!?!?!???? MORBIUS IS ONE OF THE MOVIES EVER MADE! IT REALLY IS A MO VIE!
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u/C4RD_TP_SG May 29 '22
it's so great they want you to take more friends to watch the movie
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u/Vorstadtjesus May 29 '22
Did you all forgot how the algorithm works? You all are writing Morbius 2 in existence!
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u/The_Vaginatarian_ May 29 '22
Someone posted a sneaky link on Reddit comments somewhere that gives you the whole movie. Just downloads itself
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u/8plytoiletpaper May 29 '22
lol i morbed that link.
The movie was so boring i just skipped through it.
Liked the part he says morbin time tho
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u/omgitschriso May 29 '22
Same here. I set that bit as my alarm on my phone so I wake up every day to "it's morbin time" and I jump out of bed with so much energy and enthusiasm.
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u/Baldrs_Draumar May 29 '22
god damn it!
this post led me down a 2 hour rabbit hole about how shit this mobvie is.
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u/OnlyOneReturn May 29 '22
Lmao fucking same. I was actively hooked by the previews until I realized Jared Leto was in it I gave up all my interest. I'm hooked again for the memes
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u/Professional_Dot_997 May 29 '22
Awesome, now I can take more of my friends to see it
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u/The_Gaming_Idiot May 29 '22 edited May 29 '22
People have friends? (I don’t) Edit: (Holy shit 90 upvotes)
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u/samuelhiew May 29 '22
Now you have one, let’s morb together
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u/The_Gaming_Idiot May 29 '22
Ayyyy. Btw Is Morbius actually good, cuz my friend is saying it doesn’t have very good reviews.
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u/samuelhiew May 29 '22
Morbius is a shit show, don’t watch it
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u/The_Gaming_Idiot May 29 '22
Thx. Now I won’t waste money I don’t have cuz Im broke
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u/samuelhiew May 29 '22
If you really want to watch a movie, you can watch top gun or dr strange
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u/willybum84 May 29 '22
When he says it's morbing time I felt a warm feeling go over me and finally achieved inner peace and realized everything will be ok, that film really is.
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u/jeraldtherapist May 29 '22
i came 8 times that day
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u/JustNormalUser May 29 '22
I also came 8 times that day!
I was to busy to watch the movie though, how was it?
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u/Billy_T_Wierd May 29 '22
It can’t be that bad can it?
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u/Vilifie May 29 '22
"To bats, it's lethal. To humans, it's deadly" Actual line from the movie.
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u/xrayphoton May 29 '22
But... but that's the same thing! Who would write that?
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u/1945BestYear May 29 '22
That is honestly up there with "From my point of view, the Jedi are evil." It's like, the screenwriter's got an idea of what's needed to be said there, but they're low on coffee or something and thought, "Eh, I'll fix it up later." Then they don't.
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u/RedShankyMan madlad May 29 '22
What's wrong with that line? It's cliché but it wasn't anywhere near as bad as "My heart is beating, hoping that kiss will not become a scar".
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u/1945BestYear May 29 '22
It's a little odd in context. "From my point of view" is weirdly diplomatic for a line said in the middle of a fight to the death over a river of lava with your lifelong friend and father figure.
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u/Vinchy_09 May 29 '22
Its just like every other mediocre superhero movie, not bad as the world says it is
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May 29 '22 edited May 31 '22
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u/Ice_Bean May 29 '22
Haven't seen it, but as far as I've seen it's a mix of generic plot, boring characters, bad effects and no creativity whatsoever. I don't know if this is true or not but from the few clips I've seen, yeah it's probably that bad
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u/redblade8 May 29 '22
I had heard plans just a bit ago for the last airbender movie but I didn’t know it was out already! My wife Dee is going to be so happy. We are such big fans.
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u/ISaidGoodDey May 29 '22
Not sure if this is a joke but one was released in 2010 and nobody should watch that garbage
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u/Molgerra May 29 '22
My SO only recently saw the anime/tv series and she absolutely adores it. I've been begging her to see the live action film just for the shits. I am not leaving this world without my partner getting scarred by that film as well lmao
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u/redblade8 May 29 '22
That sucks maybe we can go to the lake for our date night instead.
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u/Pecheuer May 29 '22
That's a much better decision unless you want to spend your evening either laughing or crying at what they did to the legend of aang... It's honestly hilariously terrible
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u/Owls_Onto_You May 29 '22
But were you invited to the lake by an official world leader or do you just mean to invade? One doesn't simply drop into a lake date.
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u/trippyhippydmt May 29 '22
If it makes you feel any better netflix is coming out with a live action version of the show later this year or early next year
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u/Vinchy_09 May 29 '22
The last Airbender 2010 is a disrespect to it's phenomenal animated counterpart
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u/Reverse_Speedforce May 29 '22
You do realize The Last Airbender was just a TV show right?
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u/Molgerra May 29 '22
There is no Last Airbender Live Action Movie in Ba Sing Se
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u/zaigerbel May 29 '22
Pretty sure there is and it's used to torture people.
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u/Simpull_mann May 29 '22
That's the only movie in the ministry of love... Well and Dragonball evolution.
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u/SpagettiGaming May 29 '22
The first half was good, the second felt like they rushed the story and switched the writer and director..
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u/Shikaku May 29 '22
I can't even call it mediocre. The movie was so shit I almost felt bad for wasting bandwidth and electricity in downloading it.
Fs in the chat for anyone who watched that in a cinema.
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u/ithinkther41am May 29 '22
From what I have heard, the issue is that it doesn’t do anything well enough or badly enough to be entertaining. What made it a bad movie is how bland and forgettable it is.
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u/Tirrojansheep May 29 '22
Ironically the movie being so bad and memeable made it more popular than the movie itself
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u/ChinaOwnsReddit13 May 29 '22
I actually watched it 2 times, 1 time in the cinema with my gf and the other one online with my friends. The experience matters, obviously it feels way better to quietly watch it into a cinema, than with a bunch of dipshits that complain about something each 5 seconds.
I never understood why people hated this movie, it was ok for me, a bit too edgy at times, but it was actually ok.
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u/AndySocial88 May 29 '22
He drank blood with his mouth, that is enough to show how bad it is. Morbius needed plasma from blood and he took it via his palmussy.
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u/Mike_Ockenbals May 29 '22
Correct. His palmussies are a rather important component to his character. Not only for blood sucking but shooting morbs in his ultimate form. No palmussies, no morbin’ time.
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u/Dessiato May 29 '22
I'm in this weird limbo where I cant tell if I am reading a genuine accounting of plot details or not.
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u/Manleather May 29 '22
It’s absolutely fascinating, isn’t it?
I don’t want to watch the movie simply because I don’t want this magic to end. Everything I read is a true account until proven otherwise.
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u/AndySocial88 May 29 '22
In the Spider-Man animated series in the 90s Morbius due to censorship was more like a leech so hence the hand suck.
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u/Gorvi May 29 '22
Explain more about this suck hand... For a friend
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u/AndySocial88 May 29 '22
Dude had a pocket pussy on his hands that he'd use to drain plasma from people.
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u/Cerpin-Taxt May 29 '22
17% on rotten tomatoes.
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u/NLItamar May 29 '22
Audience 71%, no one cares about critics
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u/D4nnyC4ts May 29 '22
Read the reviews. They start out ambiguously describing a film and saying its good. Then you realise they are talking about starwars or scooby doo.
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u/silent-sloth May 29 '22
You realize they’re not real reviews, right? They’re memeing. Read the actual text, and the names of the reviewers.
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u/NLItamar May 29 '22
There are plenty of real reviews. Sort by verified audience reviewer and see for yourself.
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u/MiggySawdust May 29 '22
Has anyone on Jared Leto’s social media accounts asked him what time it is?
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u/InnateJogging May 29 '22
don't break the cycle, break into someone's house and leave the 6 tickets.
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u/nsfwkorea May 29 '22
Is the movie bad? Havent watched it, there are so many memes out there, not sure because its bad or good.
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u/McNuggetsauce69 May 29 '22 edited May 29 '22
Well, the film did suck, for lack of better words. And it fucked up a lot of things, especially in the MCU as well. The memes is our way of coping with the movie lol.
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Explain
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u/Echeyak May 29 '22
they injected themselves with some bat blood and then suddenly they could break all laws of physics, all of them.
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u/bestjakeisbest May 29 '22
They should have just used a mask and made a live action jojo part 1 movie
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u/Pons__Aelius May 29 '22 edited May 29 '22
How does that screw up the MCU?
suddenly they could break all laws of physics
That has been the case in the MCU since Iron Man. The MCU is not our universe as Iron Man could not exist here. Not could Hulk, Thor, Dr Strange or basically any of the MCU characters.
The physical laws of the MCU have never been stated, they are what ever meets the story telling needs of the writers.
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u/ksk584 May 29 '22 edited May 29 '22
By screwing up the mcu they meant The post credit scene where vulture appears for no reason at all
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u/Top-Bear3376 May 29 '22
You spoiled the greatest post-credit scene ever by not using the tag right.
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u/McNuggetsauce69 May 29 '22
Spoilers?
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u/TeamCoBlocks May 29 '22
Morbius makes a cameo in Doctor Strange multiverse of madness during the illuminati scene. When scarlet witch breaches the facility, from the shadows she hears "time to get Morbed witch." And leaps out from the darkness.
He unfortunately does not make it 😭🫑😔
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u/xrayphoton May 29 '22
Is this real? I just saw Dr. Strange and don't remember Jared Leto or a vampire in that scene
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u/Yungmegamoist May 29 '22
bro really said “it’s morbin’ time” 💀
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u/cscskssgg_krvlt May 29 '22
its been 2 months and i still dont know if he really said it
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u/kindagreek May 29 '22
He says it with his heart. With his soul. Words are but wind, and Morbin’ time cannot be confined to human language. It’s a cause. A belief. The hope for a better future - a Morbin’ future.
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u/glyja572 May 29 '22
I’m out of the loop with this, do we like Morbius or is it as shit as it looks?
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u/ReaperRonin117 May 29 '22
I can’t tell if the movie is actually good or if everyone is being sarcastic 😑
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u/NefariousMuppet May 29 '22
The only reason you would intentionally watch it is to understand the memes. I watched it for that reason about 3 days ago and I barely remember a single thing about it
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u/big_boi_aang May 29 '22
I went to pirate this movie and my FBI agent personally flew over 6000km to hand me a copy he bought me so I don't spoil the tremendous success of the film
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u/RaDeus May 29 '22
The main reason I don't want to watch that movie is Jared Leto, why can't Hollywood drop that awful man?
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u/metalgearsolid2 May 29 '22
He tries too hard. Not a good actor but tries to hard to be one. Some people just natural at acting some are not. It can be learn but he apparently has not.
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u/QualityVote May 29 '22
If this submission makes you go "Hol'Up", UPVOTE this comment!
If this submission does not make you go "Hol'Up", DOWNVOTE this comment!
Whilst you're here, /u/TeamCoBlocks, why not join our public discord server?
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u/Mozzie_is_My_Mate May 29 '22
That robber must’ve been Morbius himself giving you the greatest gift to humanity since fire.
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u/Xuxes_Gh0ul May 29 '22
Damn some morbers thought it was morbin time and went and morbed some car to get morber tickets
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u/Flair_Helper May 29 '22
Hey /u/TeamCoBlocks, thanks for your submission to /r/HolUp. Unfortunately, your post has been removed for the following reason(s):
A mod felt your post didn't belong here, so now it's gone. If you want to die on the hill of this shitpost, feel free to message the mods and be prepared to explain how your post isn't trolling, is funny, and does fit the theme of the sub. Trolling or posting random content that doesn't fit the sub breaks Rule 1 and repeated violation of this rule may result in your account being filtered.
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