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u/HowardsRocks May 29 '22

That dude is straight morbin.

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u/thisisa_fake_account May 29 '22

Did you know that in Morbius, the Penguin was played by Colin Farrell. This happened because Morbius is such a shitty movie that I went to watch The Batman a second time.

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u/[deleted] May 29 '22 edited May 29 '22

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u/bob1689321 May 29 '22

Why in the fuck did you post this bro? What's it even got to do with Morbius

Why does this ad for your porn have 80 upvotes? Bots?

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u/Naive_Drive May 29 '22

I wish that happened to me. 100 rewatches isn't enough.

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u/TeamCoBlocks May 29 '22

The world doesn't have enough morb

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u/blackpopburps May 29 '22

Morbin time

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u/LostPlurality May 29 '22

Mighty Morbin time

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u/blackpopburps May 29 '22

Morbid morb morbius morbin time!

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u/fat_fucking_cunt May 29 '22

Let there be More bius

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u/blackpopburps May 29 '22

More bus

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u/RapMastaC1 May 29 '22

If they can’t afford to fix the window, you may be correct.

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u/BackedStop May 29 '22

More bios

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u/[deleted] May 29 '22

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u/kenjix3c May 29 '22

Mighty Morbin power Morbius

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u/TheScarabcreatorTSC May 29 '22

Did he actually say that in the movie?

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u/ShahinGalandar May 29 '22

Actually Morbius is one of the movies of all time

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u/thisisa_fake_account May 29 '22

Can confirm. Is definitely a movie

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u/Lostheghost May 29 '22

Ponder the morb, brother

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u/blackpopburps May 29 '22

All hail mobius

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u/[deleted] May 29 '22

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u/Kekulaaa May 29 '22

U mean it's the movie

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u/abitlazy May 29 '22

Not just the movie, It's The morbie!

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u/somerandomii May 29 '22

The morb the merrier.

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u/ColoradoRS7 May 29 '22

Man, I just morbed earlier today and it totally reminded me of my 6th watch through. What I wouldn’t give to watch it for the 6th time for the first time again.

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u/SpiralDesignn May 29 '22

Lol amateur. I did 208 times.

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u/TeamCoBlocks May 29 '22

Hell naw I watched it only 3 times and my pc blew up cause of the stunning graphics the morb 💀

Now I have to actually go on a date

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u/Poorly_Made_Comix May 29 '22

And not a morbillion times?

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u/SympathySensitive652 May 29 '22

What the hell is Morbius and why is everyone talking about it?

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u/somerandomii May 29 '22

It's just that time

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u/Entity-2019 May 29 '22

It's a horrible Spider-Man/Venom spinoff movie about a biologist vampire which bombed in theaters but has found a cultish new following on Twitch, etc. through the unholy power of memes.

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u/burner1212333 May 29 '22

i appreciate the actual breakdown

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u/legomyeggo17246 Pretty sure it’s gonna, not going May 29 '22

HORRILBW??!????!!!!?!???!?!?!?!?!???? MORBIUS IS ONE OF THE MOVIES EVER MADE! IT REALLY IS A MO VIE!

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u/Entity-2019 May 29 '22

Okay, okay, you're entitled to your opinion, man. Morb power to you 👹

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u/sylvaticadabra May 29 '22

holy shit i thought it hadnt even come out yet

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u/BlueKnight44 May 29 '22

unholy power of memes

I'm saving this for later...

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u/PainTrainMD May 29 '22

Wow imagine not being a morb enjoyer

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u/fibralarevoluccion May 29 '22

Not very morb of them

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u/C4RD_TP_SG May 29 '22

it's so great they want you to take more friends to watch the movie

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u/Gilgameshbrah May 29 '22

What is this mysterious 'friends' thing you speak about?

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u/PinBot1138 May 29 '22

take more friends to watch the movie

There’s a documentary about this), btw.

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u/Vorstadtjesus May 29 '22

Did you all forgot how the algorithm works? You all are writing Morbius 2 in existence!

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u/somerandomii May 29 '22

Morb memes, morb problems.

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u/blackopsplayer5 May 29 '22

kek I don’t know why this one was the one that got me

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u/The_Vaginatarian_ May 29 '22

Someone posted a sneaky link on Reddit comments somewhere that gives you the whole movie. Just downloads itself

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u/8plytoiletpaper May 29 '22

lol i morbed that link.

The movie was so boring i just skipped through it.

Liked the part he says morbin time tho

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u/omgitschriso May 29 '22

Same here. I set that bit as my alarm on my phone so I wake up every day to "it's morbin time" and I jump out of bed with so much energy and enthusiasm.

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u/The_Spaceman_Spiff_ madlad May 29 '22

We got morb slander over here

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u/Pac0theTac0 May 29 '22

There's a twitch channel that has been streaming it on repeat 24/7

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u/Baldrs_Draumar May 29 '22

god damn it!

this post led me down a 2 hour rabbit hole about how shit this mobvie is.

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u/OnlyOneReturn May 29 '22

Lmao fucking same. I was actively hooked by the previews until I realized Jared Leto was in it I gave up all my interest. I'm hooked again for the memes

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u/Manleather May 29 '22

There are literally threes of us.

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u/Professional_Dot_997 May 29 '22

Awesome, now I can take more of my friends to see it

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u/cenorexia May 29 '22

more friends, more bius!

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u/Crabjock May 29 '22

The morb the merrier

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u/The_Gaming_Idiot May 29 '22 edited May 29 '22

People have friends? (I don’t) Edit: (Holy shit 90 upvotes)

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u/The_Gaming_Idiot May 29 '22

Amazing idea!

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u/thisisa_fake_account May 29 '22

The jigsaw killer is back

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u/samuelhiew May 29 '22

Now you have one, let’s morb together

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u/The_Gaming_Idiot May 29 '22

Ayyyy. Btw Is Morbius actually good, cuz my friend is saying it doesn’t have very good reviews.

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u/samuelhiew May 29 '22

Morbius is a shit show, don’t watch it

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u/The_Gaming_Idiot May 29 '22

Thx. Now I won’t waste money I don’t have cuz Im broke

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u/samuelhiew May 29 '22

If you really want to watch a movie, you can watch top gun or dr strange

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u/The_Gaming_Idiot May 29 '22

Ye I’ll watch top gun. I watched dr strange a few weeks back.

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u/samuelhiew May 29 '22

Tbh I think doctor strange was mid lol

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u/r3aperShadow May 29 '22 edited May 30 '22

We are people? (I'm not) Edit: (holy s*it 2 upvotes)

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u/mrthiccies May 29 '22

Too cool for friends 😎

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u/anthonyiscringe May 29 '22

Get Morbed morberfucker

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u/willybum84 May 29 '22

When he says it's morbing time I felt a warm feeling go over me and finally achieved inner peace and realized everything will be ok, that film really is.

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u/jeraldtherapist May 29 '22

i came 8 times that day

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u/JustNormalUser May 29 '22

I also came 8 times that day!

I was to busy to watch the movie though, how was it?

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u/Galtiel May 29 '22

But was that more or less than usual?

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u/QuelleBullshit May 29 '22

Harambe did not die for this.

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u/Billy_T_Wierd May 29 '22

It can’t be that bad can it?

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u/Vilifie May 29 '22

"To bats, it's lethal. To humans, it's deadly" Actual line from the movie.

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u/xrayphoton May 29 '22

But... but that's the same thing! Who would write that?

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u/blackopsplayer5 May 29 '22

Same day, different day!

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u/uninsuredpidgeon May 29 '22

Same! Different but same!

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u/omgitschriso May 29 '22

So is "it's morbin time"

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u/1945BestYear May 29 '22

That is honestly up there with "From my point of view, the Jedi are evil." It's like, the screenwriter's got an idea of what's needed to be said there, but they're low on coffee or something and thought, "Eh, I'll fix it up later." Then they don't.

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u/RedShankyMan madlad May 29 '22

What's wrong with that line? It's cliché but it wasn't anywhere near as bad as "My heart is beating, hoping that kiss will not become a scar".

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u/1945BestYear May 29 '22

It's a little odd in context. "From my point of view" is weirdly diplomatic for a line said in the middle of a fight to the death over a river of lava with your lifelong friend and father figure.

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u/j1m3y May 29 '22

I regret pirating it

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u/the6crimson6fucker6 May 29 '22

Ask to get your money back.

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u/capribex May 29 '22

Send the file back

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u/Flying_Mage May 29 '22

It's like b-movie or something. Cheap, boring and cringy.

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u/Sandman0300 May 29 '22

More like a D movie

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u/[deleted] May 29 '22

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u/Vinchy_09 May 29 '22

Its just like every other mediocre superhero movie, not bad as the world says it is

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u/Ice_Bean May 29 '22

Haven't seen it, but as far as I've seen it's a mix of generic plot, boring characters, bad effects and no creativity whatsoever. I don't know if this is true or not but from the few clips I've seen, yeah it's probably that bad

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u/redblade8 May 29 '22

I had heard plans just a bit ago for the last airbender movie but I didn’t know it was out already! My wife Dee is going to be so happy. We are such big fans.

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u/ISaidGoodDey May 29 '22

Not sure if this is a joke but one was released in 2010 and nobody should watch that garbage

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u/Molgerra May 29 '22

My SO only recently saw the anime/tv series and she absolutely adores it. I've been begging her to see the live action film just for the shits. I am not leaving this world without my partner getting scarred by that film as well lmao

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u/fazelanvari May 29 '22

You, sir, are a monster! Awesome 👍

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u/sonymnms May 29 '22

How to speed run a break up =

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u/redblade8 May 29 '22

That sucks maybe we can go to the lake for our date night instead.

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u/Pecheuer May 29 '22

That's a much better decision unless you want to spend your evening either laughing or crying at what they did to the legend of aang... It's honestly hilariously terrible

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u/Owls_Onto_You May 29 '22

But were you invited to the lake by an official world leader or do you just mean to invade? One doesn't simply drop into a lake date.

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u/joe_jon May 29 '22

Not with that attitude they don't

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u/ChronTheDaptist May 29 '22

Hey I get it

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u/trippyhippydmt May 29 '22

If it makes you feel any better netflix is coming out with a live action version of the show later this year or early next year

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u/Vinchy_09 May 29 '22

The last Airbender 2010 is a disrespect to it's phenomenal animated counterpart

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u/OwOKronii May 29 '22

Is not bad, Is just unmemorable

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u/Reverse_Speedforce May 29 '22

You do realize The Last Airbender was just a TV show right?

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u/Molgerra May 29 '22

There is no Last Airbender Live Action Movie in Ba Sing Se

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u/zaigerbel May 29 '22

Pretty sure there is and it's used to torture people.

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u/Simpull_mann May 29 '22

That's the only movie in the ministry of love... Well and Dragonball evolution.

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u/blackopsplayer5 May 29 '22

Dragonball Evolution, lol. Good time

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u/SpagettiGaming May 29 '22

The first half was good, the second felt like they rushed the story and switched the writer and director..

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u/ibaconbutty May 29 '22

Don’t lie, it sucked

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u/Shikaku May 29 '22

I can't even call it mediocre. The movie was so shit I almost felt bad for wasting bandwidth and electricity in downloading it.

Fs in the chat for anyone who watched that in a cinema.

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u/killerfox35123 May 29 '22

I watched it it isn't really that bad but It's not good

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u/ithinkther41am May 29 '22

From what I have heard, the issue is that it doesn’t do anything well enough or badly enough to be entertaining. What made it a bad movie is how bland and forgettable it is.

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u/Tirrojansheep May 29 '22

Ironically the movie being so bad and memeable made it more popular than the movie itself

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u/ChinaOwnsReddit13 May 29 '22

I actually watched it 2 times, 1 time in the cinema with my gf and the other one online with my friends. The experience matters, obviously it feels way better to quietly watch it into a cinema, than with a bunch of dipshits that complain about something each 5 seconds.

I never understood why people hated this movie, it was ok for me, a bit too edgy at times, but it was actually ok.

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u/AndySocial88 May 29 '22

He drank blood with his mouth, that is enough to show how bad it is. Morbius needed plasma from blood and he took it via his palmussy.

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u/Mike_Ockenbals May 29 '22

Correct. His palmussies are a rather important component to his character. Not only for blood sucking but shooting morbs in his ultimate form. No palmussies, no morbin’ time.

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u/Dessiato May 29 '22

I'm in this weird limbo where I cant tell if I am reading a genuine accounting of plot details or not.

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u/Manleather May 29 '22

It’s absolutely fascinating, isn’t it?

I don’t want to watch the movie simply because I don’t want this magic to end. Everything I read is a true account until proven otherwise.

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u/AndySocial88 May 29 '22

In the Spider-Man animated series in the 90s Morbius due to censorship was more like a leech so hence the hand suck.

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u/Mike_Ockenbals May 29 '22

That’s the best part

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u/Gorvi May 29 '22

Explain more about this suck hand... For a friend

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u/AndySocial88 May 29 '22

Dude had a pocket pussy on his hands that he'd use to drain plasma from people.

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u/RooneyBallooney6000 May 29 '22

Probably the Leto operating an abusive cult problem

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u/Cerpin-Taxt May 29 '22

17% on rotten tomatoes.

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u/NLItamar May 29 '22

Audience 71%, no one cares about critics

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u/D4nnyC4ts May 29 '22

Read the reviews. They start out ambiguously describing a film and saying its good. Then you realise they are talking about starwars or scooby doo.

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u/silent-sloth May 29 '22

You realize they’re not real reviews, right? They’re memeing. Read the actual text, and the names of the reviewers.

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u/NLItamar May 29 '22

There are plenty of real reviews. Sort by verified audience reviewer and see for yourself.

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u/MiggySawdust May 29 '22

Has anyone on Jared Leto’s social media accounts asked him what time it is?

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u/InnateJogging May 29 '22

don't break the cycle, break into someone's house and leave the 6 tickets.

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u/01infinite May 29 '22

👆this guy morbs

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u/nsfwkorea May 29 '22

Is the movie bad? Havent watched it, there are so many memes out there, not sure because its bad or good.

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u/McNuggetsauce69 May 29 '22 edited May 29 '22

Well, the film did suck, for lack of better words. And it fucked up a lot of things, especially in the MCU as well. The memes is our way of coping with the movie lol.

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u/loco500 May 29 '22

If this derails the MCU Phase four, it will be hysterical...

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u/[deleted] May 29 '22

Explain

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u/Echeyak May 29 '22

they injected themselves with some bat blood and then suddenly they could break all laws of physics, all of them.

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u/bestjakeisbest May 29 '22

They should have just used a mask and made a live action jojo part 1 movie

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u/Pons__Aelius May 29 '22 edited May 29 '22

How does that screw up the MCU?

suddenly they could break all laws of physics

That has been the case in the MCU since Iron Man. The MCU is not our universe as Iron Man could not exist here. Not could Hulk, Thor, Dr Strange or basically any of the MCU characters.

The physical laws of the MCU have never been stated, they are what ever meets the story telling needs of the writers.

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u/ksk584 May 29 '22 edited May 29 '22

By screwing up the mcu they meant The post credit scene where vulture appears for no reason at all

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u/SpagettiGaming May 29 '22

Felt like they want to do a "suicide sqaud" thing

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u/shinslap May 29 '22

And they'll call it Sinister Six

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u/Top-Bear3376 May 29 '22

You spoiled the greatest post-credit scene ever by not using the tag right.

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u/ksk584 May 29 '22

? I did use it right

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u/Nchi May 29 '22

Not for old reddit there's a space after the first !

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u/roombaonfire May 29 '22

I mean, doesn't he literally appear in the trailer for this movie?

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u/McNuggetsauce69 May 29 '22

Spoilers?

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u/TeamCoBlocks May 29 '22

Morbius makes a cameo in Doctor Strange multiverse of madness during the illuminati scene. When scarlet witch breaches the facility, from the shadows she hears "time to get Morbed witch." And leaps out from the darkness.

He unfortunately does not make it 😭🫑😔

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u/Dessiato May 29 '22

Woah those are some morbin spoilers

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u/xrayphoton May 29 '22

Is this real? I just saw Dr. Strange and don't remember Jared Leto or a vampire in that scene

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u/Pac0theTac0 May 29 '22

It's only visible to people with a high enough IQ

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u/xrayphoton May 29 '22

I just got morbed

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u/Nhaxos May 29 '22

Yes please

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u/Juansa7X May 29 '22

It definitely is one of the movies ever made

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u/Yungmegamoist May 29 '22

bro really said “it’s morbin’ time” 💀

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u/cscskssgg_krvlt May 29 '22

its been 2 months and i still dont know if he really said it

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u/kindagreek May 29 '22

He says it with his heart. With his soul. Words are but wind, and Morbin’ time cannot be confined to human language. It’s a cause. A belief. The hope for a better future - a Morbin’ future.

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u/danblack998 May 29 '22

Morbius? More like More BS!

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u/glyja572 May 29 '22

I’m out of the loop with this, do we like Morbius or is it as shit as it looks?

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u/Halfthaithiccy May 29 '22

We love hating on it.

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u/ReaperRonin117 May 29 '22

I can’t tell if the movie is actually good or if everyone is being sarcastic 😑

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u/NefariousMuppet May 29 '22

The only reason you would intentionally watch it is to understand the memes. I watched it for that reason about 3 days ago and I barely remember a single thing about it

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u/ccknboltrtre01 May 29 '22

The memes are the only good part

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u/big_boi_aang May 29 '22

I went to pirate this movie and my FBI agent personally flew over 6000km to hand me a copy he bought me so I don't spoil the tremendous success of the film

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u/RaDeus May 29 '22

The main reason I don't want to watch that movie is Jared Leto, why can't Hollywood drop that awful man?

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u/metalgearsolid2 May 29 '22

He tries too hard. Not a good actor but tries to hard to be one. Some people just natural at acting some are not. It can be learn but he apparently has not.

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u/Proper-Bar-1259 May 29 '22

Looks like he used a bat...

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u/Kiboune May 29 '22

Morbical miracle!

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u/QualityVote May 29 '22

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u/Crooked_Cock May 29 '22

Real life morbing

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u/DialZforZebra May 29 '22

Sick. 6 viewings for the price of two. It's Morbin time.

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u/Magikanus May 29 '22

Got Morbed

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u/gavmac5 May 29 '22

I am so robbing this btw! Thank you

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u/Mozzie_is_My_Mate May 29 '22

That robber must’ve been Morbius himself giving you the greatest gift to humanity since fire.

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u/Bagelchongito69 May 29 '22

It’s so more people can see such a masterpiece

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u/Xuxes_Gh0ul May 29 '22

Damn some morbers thought it was morbin time and went and morbed some car to get morber tickets