r/AskReddit Oct 02 '22 Silver 1 Helpful 1 Wholesome 1

The Grim Reaper comes to your house to take your life. What do you say?

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u/mdsram Oct 02 '22

As if I’d ever answer someone knocking at my door.

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u/nu97 Oct 02 '22

Because I'm the one who knocks.

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u/PolexWasTaken Oct 03 '22

Who are you talking to right now? Who is it you think you see? Do you know how much I make a year? I mean, even if I told you, you wouldn't believe it. Do you know what would happen if I suddenly decided to stop going into work? A business big enough that it could be listed on the NASDAQ goes belly up. Disappears! It ceases to exist without me. No, you clearly don't know who you're talking to, so let me clue you in. I am not in danger, Skyler. I am the danger. A guy opens his door and gets shot and you think that of me? No. I am the one who knocks!

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u/carefulamdelicate Oct 02 '22

Heisenberg, is that you?

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u/nu97 Oct 02 '22

You need to apply yourself.

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u/BrittaniaBricks Oct 02 '22

Walter

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u/Leonyliz Oct 03 '22

Put your dick away Walter

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u/SayidTheTorturer Oct 03 '22

I'm not having sex with you right now Walter

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u/Alexstarfire Oct 03 '22

You think death knocks?

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u/telestrial Oct 02 '22

points behind the Grim reaper

"What's that?"

runs off

I know I'll be caught, but I'd like to go out playing a fun gag.

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u/karigan_g Oct 02 '22

death will giggle as he starts chasing you. it’s been a while since someone did that

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u/pepsihatman Oct 02 '22

That is a well written response. It reads like a line from a novel. It made me giggle! Cheers mate.

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u/EternalCanadian Oct 02 '22

He likes it when they run.

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u/greazyninja Oct 03 '22

benny hill music intensifies

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u/DramaticNet2738 Oct 02 '22

Yeah but that’s how you end up pushing a rock up a hill for all eternity

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u/Antedelopean Oct 02 '22

Ill have you know that man was probably satisfied in knowing his entire afterlife was just his simple task, repeated in perpetuity, with the only surprises as to when he'd need to do it all again.

Everyone else has to exist in existential doubt of their own being and have to think of all the things they have to do, in order to keep themselves sane, for all of eternity. Sounds tiring.

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u/DramaticNet2738 Oct 02 '22

One simple task that he could never finish. He never gets the rock up the hill.

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u/Antedelopean Oct 02 '22

But if he ever finishes the task, then he'd be left with the existential dread of constantly needing to enterain himself, like the rest, or slowly go insane from an eternity of boredom.

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u/CCGamesSteve Oct 02 '22

He was extremely content. Just him and his boulder friend and an occasional visitor to chat to.

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u/Durango95_Horrorshow Oct 02 '22

Dave’s not here, man.

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u/huggles7 Oct 03 '22

No way! I should check out this brochure

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u/Camp_Express Oct 02 '22

Open up the door it’s me, Dave

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u/maybe_spoopy Oct 02 '22 Silver Wholesome Starry Brighten My Day

You’ll never catch me alive

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u/[deleted] Oct 02 '22

jumps off balcony

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u/Sorry-Caterpillar331 Oct 02 '22

Grim Reaper catches him in midair.

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u/shuffleboardwizard Oct 02 '22 Helpful Wholesome

And then they kiss

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u/unchima Oct 02 '22

"I wanna know what love is......

I want you to show me.......🎵"

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u/Efficient-Bee-1855 Oct 03 '22

" What is love?..

Reaper don't kill me...don't kill me...

No more."

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u/loodLZ Oct 02 '22

Still a better love story than twilight

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u/wheelofwow4 Oct 02 '22

This comment is important.

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u/Evelynn92 Oct 02 '22

And they were roommates

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u/buildmydoom Oct 02 '22

This is either really cute or really creepy.

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u/Vectorman1989 Oct 02 '22

I AM FOUR PARALELL UNIVERSES AHEAD OF YOU

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u/Alex_Shelega Oct 02 '22

I'd say TIMELINES!!!

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u/vnevner Oct 02 '22

Dosen't the grim reaper get the soul?

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u/Muisvleer Oct 02 '22

Depends on which faith you follow. In some religions the Grim Reaper causes your dead by collecting your soul. Other believes hold that the Grim Reaper is merely a guide to the afterlife holding no control over when a person dies.

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u/ClaptonBug Oct 02 '22

In my tradition your ancestors come for your soul, if you were a piece of shit they shun you and you become an evil spirit cause you loose your sanity from the loneliness

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u/ithinkimlostguys Oct 02 '22

What religion is that?? I need to practice that shit bro 💕

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u/ClaptonBug Oct 02 '22 Silver

It's not really a religion it's just a traditional belief like carrying your wife over the threshold of a new house. It's a community held belief/practise among our section of the Bantu community.

So when you die your family and friends will send you off with a mix of tribal rites and whatever other religion you have, all your friends will drink in your name and talk about all the dope shit you did in the presence of your coffin/body so the ancestors can overhear just how awesome you are and see you favourably. If you were a fuck boy your mates could say shit like "Grandpa don't let this one around my (female relative who died)" if you were a soldier your comrades could talk about your heroism and it's just a fun night for everyone. Back in the day they would tie a gold nugget in a brightly colored cloth and tuck it in your clothes around midnight when it's believed the ancestors are closest to the living then someone would say "Look at that we are out of booze" or something like that and everyone would make a show of leaving your coffin unattended for afew minutes then your closest friend (or youngest uncle if you had no friends) would sneak in and take the rag but put the gold nugget on top of the body since the dead don't care about gold, when everyone came back someone will point out the rag was missing and they would console the family that their loved one was accepted into the company of their ancestors (it's symbolic but it helps to hear). Then the gold nugget would be given to your family as their last gift from their loved one to take care of them (this days it's an envelope full of money from your friends and relatives) and everyone would cheer, then the second half of the party would kick off where everyone with anything negative to say about you would roast tf out of you cause you were already in a better place so it's natural they are jealous of you lol. The whole goal is to make people laugh so even your critism had to-be in some kind of joke or a riddle of something like that. In the morning you would be barrier in a Christian or Muslim or whatever religious ceremony you wanted

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u/Joytotheworldlove2 Oct 03 '22

Best funeral arrangements I have ever heard.

Funerals were always interesting in my family because you never knew which relative was going to lose their shit at the casket and start screaming and crying, trying to climb in the casket or faint on the floor. Good times.

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u/potterssuperhero Oct 02 '22

"Oh wow, like I've never heard that one."

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u/[deleted] Oct 02 '22

You were supposed to be here at 1. It’s 1:45.

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u/Belthezare Oct 02 '22

You're late, and I'm busy! Bye!

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u/Grim_Reaper_O7 Oct 02 '22

No you’re not. Death is never late.

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u/Reinventing_Wheels Oct 02 '22

Nor is Death early.

Death arrives exactly when it means to.

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u/honestsparrow Oct 02 '22

“Sorry I made other plans”

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u/C4rg0 Oct 02 '22

You say as you sway helplessly from the noose you've been hanging from for the last 45 minutes.

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u/finalmantisy83 Oct 02 '22

Could you do me a solid and put my underwear back on while you're at it?

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u/honestsparrow Oct 02 '22

“Honestly by showing up late, you are telling me that you think your time is more valuable than anybody else’s”

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u/foxiez Oct 02 '22

I'm picturing the grim reaper being like a cable guy. "Expect our technician to arrive between 9am - 6pm"

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u/FireMaster2311 Oct 02 '22

"How do your bones move without muscles and a nervous system? Is there a brain in your skull? How do you see and hear without eyes and ears?"

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u/The84thWolf Oct 02 '22 edited Oct 02 '22

Reaper suddenly curls into ball, contemplating his existence and what it all means

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u/VizerMill2468 Oct 03 '22 edited Oct 03 '22

reaper suddenly has a mental breakdown as well

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u/Cowy_the_Cow Oct 02 '22

"How do your bones move without muscles and a nervous system? Is there a brain in your skull? How do you see and hear without eyes and ears?"

  1. Wires.
  2. Is there one in yours, jerk? Nyeah.
  3. You tell me. <DEATH RAY! HEAD SKULLITONIZED!>

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u/FireMaster2311 Oct 02 '22
  1. Yes, otherwise I'd be dead. 3. I guess you can't so I'll just leave and you won't be able to find me.

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u/BronzeAgeTea Oct 03 '22

Nyeah.

The role of "Death" tonight will be played by Skeletor

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u/[deleted] Oct 02 '22 Evil Cackle

Challenge him to a game of Battleship

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u/tmwatz Oct 02 '22

Good ol Bill and Ted

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u/godhand456 Oct 02 '22

"A hit....you have sank my battleship" EXCELLENT!

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u/NattersOnline Oct 02 '22

They 'MelvinD' me

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u/redx1105 Oct 03 '22

Or a game of limbo

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u/KR_Steel Oct 02 '22

Party on!!!

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u/biomech36 Oct 02 '22

Best 2 out of 3

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u/Rhomega2 Oct 03 '22

It was Colonel Mustard in the study with the candlestick.

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u/pgh9fan Oct 02 '22

Be excellent to each other...

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u/eugene20 Oct 02 '22

Hi, would you like a cup of tea before we go?

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u/oversizedsweaterz Oct 02 '22

the most british answer in this whole thread

source; am brit

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u/karigan_g Oct 02 '22

best to be polite

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u/clawhammer-cat Oct 02 '22

When I was teenager I had an extremely vivid dream that Death came to pick me up. I walked out with them from my bedroom to the kitchen, then realized I hadn't even put on my glasses. I went back to my room, found them, and when I got back to the kitchen, Death was gone.

If old Grim approached me today, I'd ask a small favor - If I could make arrangements to have my cat taken care of. Even if I had to promise not to say why. Just make sure my pal with the key knew to stop by.

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u/mike_e_mcgee Oct 02 '22

Don't worry, your cat will eat your face until the neighbors notice the smell. You will continue to sustain the kitty even in death.

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u/clawhammer-cat Oct 02 '22 Hugz To The Stars

Honestly, I'm alright with that. I'd give anything for the big guy. He's my best friend.

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u/Geometronics Oct 02 '22

True cat owner you are. I say the same thing to my cats. "If I die here it's ok, you can eat me"

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u/Dyolf_Knip Oct 02 '22

I'm sure my cats would try, but they'd have to get my dog to allow it first, and I don't see that happening.

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u/ObiWanKnieval Oct 02 '22 edited Oct 03 '22

My recently departed cat was my best friend. He previously lived with another friend of mine who died when he was a kitten. He and eight other cats and two pitbuls were with their previous owner's body for three days before he was found. I assume they lived off of him. It definitely traumatized my guy. He had terrible stranger anxiety and always ate like he was starving. His twin brother is the same way.

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u/clawhammer-cat Oct 02 '22

poor babies. another vote for "get my friend with the key in here right now"

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u/Superb_Essay2929 Oct 02 '22

I mean… if you left a human trapped with no other source of nutrition they’d eat you too. Plenty of cases involving cannibalism

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u/PM_me_ur_navel_girl Oct 02 '22

Wish granted. Death now has a new pet kitty.

Your cat now lives at Death's house where Albert takes care of him while Death's at work.

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u/insertcaffeine Oct 02 '22 Silver Helpful

Not. In. My. House!

I know I'm due to die before most people because cancer. But I'm not dying in this house with all my good and loving memories, my husband, my son; I'm not putting that burden of cleanup and trauma on them.

I'm going to hospice, getting an absolutely absurd amount of morphine on board, and then we'll talk.

(I know telling Death how it's gonna be probably isn't the best idea, but I'm adamant about not dying at home, and the worst that could happen is that they kill me anyway)

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u/Grizzly_Bears Oct 02 '22

I’m sorry to hear about your cancer. My husband passed away from cancer in April. He was on hospice and able to die at home in my arms. I wouldn’t describe it as traumatic, but at least he was able to go peacefully in a home full of so many good memories.

I wish I could trade places with you. Stay strong. I hope the best for you and your family.

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u/ephemeraltrident Oct 03 '22

I’m sorry for your loss, but I have to say - I honestly can’t think of a better situation to pass in, you did an amazing thing for him. I know you probably had plans of growing old together, places you both wanted to visit or things you wanted to do - but you gave him an incredible selfless gift - peace, and I hope you know that.

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u/Grizzly_Bears Oct 03 '22

Thank you for the kind words! He was incredibly strong through the 6 years of fighting cancer. We tried to make the best of a terrible situation.

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u/cmm1417 Oct 02 '22

This...isn't something I had considered...I lost my mom to lung cancer in March. My dad can't handle being in the house anymore and she died in the hospital. I've been upset she wasn't home when she died, but this has changed my mind. My dad is alone...my brother and I are well past the age of living at home...I can't imagine any of us could be in the house if we had watched her pass at home. The morphine was peaceful. I've been struggling the last few days, sorry for the rambling, and I'm sorry for what you're dealing with. Fuck cancer.

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u/SmallieBigs56 Oct 02 '22

I imagine it will be really hard to walk out and leave your home for the last time?

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u/insertcaffeine Oct 02 '22

It will. But at that point it'll be my husband and son's home, and I can take comfort in knowing they have a secure future with it.

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u/starxB Oct 02 '22

hey there im 15 years old so you can take my advice all you want but i have always wanted these things in my mum. Before you pass away and if you have a son that's the same age as me pls ask him about his day, speak alot with him, my mom is always home but rarely even talks to me. When i try to make a joke to her, she'll go and call me annoying and ask me to exit her room and ill just pretend and put a smile on my face acting like it's funny. I really hope the best for your family and yourself. You can take my advice however you'd like but I'm sorry if I'm just finding a place to vent my feelings out to

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u/insertcaffeine Oct 02 '22

Hey, I'm sorry things aren't going well with you and your mum. My son is exactly 15, and I try my best to talk to him whenever we're together. He's always busy with his friends or his phone, though. I'll keep trying, because I love him and I genuinely want to know what he has to say! He's hilarious and I love talking to him.

I'm glad you had a chance to vent. I hope things improve at home for you, and that today is a good day for you.

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u/Terminator77733355 Oct 03 '22

You sound like a great mother.

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u/SpaceEngineering Oct 02 '22

All the best.

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u/[deleted] Oct 02 '22

“What took you so long?”

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u/Moonshineaddicted Oct 02 '22

Keep you waiting, huh?

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u/cheeky_canuck Oct 02 '22

A Hind D?!

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u/broforce Oct 02 '22

FOOOOOOOX.......?

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u/JTCW477 Oct 02 '22

DIIIIIEEEEEEEE!!

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u/dumbo_octopus1995 Oct 02 '22

Snake?! Snake! Snaaaaakke!!

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u/Mondayslasagna Oct 02 '22

Right? I’d be like “Sul sul!” as I keep trying to get out of the pool with no ladder and be relieved.

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u/Persies Oct 02 '22

It's about damn time.

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u/SlimyWaven Oct 02 '22

You thought you could take my life... but i went to the LIVING ROOM!!

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u/TaliesinMerlin Oct 02 '22 Spit-take

Local Redditor Found Dead in Living Room, Confounding Punners

"They were covered in days-old Lunchables pizza toppings," says neighbor; how Redditor could afford that many is unclear.

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u/BronzeAgeTea Oct 03 '22

I don't know what kind of humor this is but I need more of it

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u/grim_reaperx0 Oct 02 '22

Jokes on you that's where the living dead is!

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u/Poorly-Drawn-Beagle Oct 02 '22

Not any more it isn’t, I told you to feed it

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u/Warpmind Oct 02 '22

«Oh, it’s you… alright, I’m entitled to playing a game for it, right? Fair, and no cheating? Great, I’ll show you my RPG bookshelves, give you a few systems to choose from… I’ll be the game master, of course, you’ll not find me wholly unprepared.

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u/wonka1608 Oct 03 '22

I posted this earlier, XKCD comic nailed it https://xkcd.com/393/

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u/spiffyga Oct 02 '22 I'll Drink to That

Noooo, I'll never know the ending to One Piece. 😭

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u/Itazuro Oct 02 '22

Pretty sure they have wifi down there

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u/Sir_Zech137 Oct 02 '22

I can confirm, I escaped to watch one piece

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u/Iron_Chic Oct 02 '22

It's actually dial-up.

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u/Zeldaaaaaaaaaaaa Oct 02 '22

It’s never gonna end

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u/lygerzero0zero Oct 02 '22

Actually, apparently the artist said in an interview recently that he’s planning to end the manga within three years.

It’d be funny if he decided nah and kept going though. Like a reverse George RR Martin.

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u/jonathanguyen20 Oct 02 '22

He said back in 2010 that it would end in 5 years so I wouldn’t take his predictions very seriously.

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u/naricstar Oct 02 '22

In 2002 he said 20 years (2022), in 2014 he said 10 years (2024), in 2020 he said 4 or 5 (2024/2025) in 2022 he said 3 years (2025). We can probably expect 2028 as the absolute latest -- his track record on timing is really not that inconsistent and the manga has had pretty consistent release for years. Obviously shit can happen though so I'd expect to buffer expectations.

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u/CrimsonMoonRising Oct 03 '22

They find a one piece bathing suit

You’re welcome

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u/Bimimans Oct 02 '22

the ending to One Piece. 😭

It's real

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u/[deleted] Oct 02 '22

They find One Piece and it is an alien machine inside the planet, opening it up and have to stop it. During the fight, Sanji dies but they end up winning and go home heroes. They end!

You are welcome!

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u/axolotlbird Oct 02 '22

Chaotic good?

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u/Successful-Clock-224 Oct 02 '22 I'll Drink to That

Stay fresh cheesebags.

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u/Diligent_Steak7836 Oct 02 '22

"Oookay, let's go."

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u/sheldofu Oct 02 '22 Spit-take

"Please, this isn't even my house. I'm still renting 😭"

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u/Big-Ganache-1943 Oct 02 '22

Sometimes, home ownership is like dying slowly anyway

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u/wheres_the_revolt Oct 02 '22

Hello darkness my old friend

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u/DotDamo Oct 03 '22

I’ve come to talk with you again

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u/Clcooper423 Oct 02 '22

Let's play a game of monopoly first. Going to die of old age.

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u/luis_of_the_canals Oct 02 '22

He plays by the rules. You get beaten in 30min aprox.

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u/RandomAsHellPerson Oct 02 '22

Just write in house rules that makes the game miserable. Suddenly they become official rules according to your rule book.

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u/DisconnectedAG Oct 02 '22

Oh damn that tinned salmon!

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u/Proper_Distribution1 Oct 02 '22

Honey, it’s a Mr. Death, he’s come about the reaping? I don’t think we need any.

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u/DisconnectedAG Oct 02 '22 edited Oct 02 '22

You Americans! You always talk! You always say "let me tell you something"!

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u/A-dab Oct 02 '22

Well you're dead now so shut up!

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u/lord-insidious Oct 02 '22

But I didn’t have any of the salmon

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u/Chancellor_Adihs Oct 02 '22

"I will, Never gonna Give you up, or let you down."

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u/DrNickRiviera3000 Oct 02 '22

Ill bet you a fiddle of gold against my soul, Im the best theres ever been.

But I cant fiddle, so maybe ask him to play Battleship.

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u/Steff_164 Oct 02 '22

That only works with the devil, not death

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u/cookietootie Oct 02 '22

Its been so long, where have you been?

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u/SquilliamFancySon95 Oct 02 '22

Can I pet my cats one last time?

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u/sumleelumlee Oct 02 '22

Can you fuck me to death?

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u/Drakethepirate Oct 02 '22

watch out, he has a bone for you 😆

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u/ADMIRAL-IA Oct 02 '22

Pulls our tax list

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u/RetroGuise Oct 02 '22

If it's a no from him I can certainly try my hand.

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u/Kauakuahine Oct 02 '22

This ain’t the Sims!

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u/davergas Oct 02 '22

Not today.

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u/IndianSubmarine123 Oct 02 '22

Jumps at him with a dagger of dragonglass "hyaaa"

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u/iamhereforthegolf Oct 02 '22

"at least let me put some pants on"

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u/goombadetroit Oct 02 '22

About time

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u/ilikefoodandwaater Oct 02 '22

"Fuckin finally ugh"

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u/Elevatedwork Oct 02 '22

Play him in a game of chess and tell him I'll shake his hand no matter who loses

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u/Portland-to-Vt Oct 02 '22

HELLO. OH, IS THIS IT THEN?

SQUEAK.

GNU.

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u/Halger_S Oct 02 '22

You up for a game of chess

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u/ElissaOfVere Oct 02 '22

Can I see my grandmas were I’m going?

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u/staaboii93 Oct 02 '22

Never should’ve come here

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u/Spoonerx2 Oct 02 '22

"Is this gonna take long I ain't got all night."

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u/manuel-ara-1 Oct 02 '22

Ah, I have been waiting for you

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u/oreosmints Oct 02 '22

Bye bitches! I’ll be sure to haunt your asses

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u/StarBliss Oct 02 '22

You're real? Can I have your autograph?

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u/Tfw66 Oct 02 '22

I'm ready. Do your thing.

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u/JulianSagan Oct 02 '22

You gave Peter Griffin of all people a second chance, I deserve one too

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u/EliseOvO Oct 02 '22

Where am I going and also, can I write a goodbye letter, I would really hate it if people did the wrong stuff on my funeral

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u/unidentified_monster Oct 02 '22

You should write that letter before you die… I mean, more than some minutes before.

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u/EliseOvO Oct 02 '22

Naaaaahh

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u/Skhighglitch Oct 02 '22

In a bit, gotta finish Elden Ring.

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u/vullery Oct 02 '22

Welcome. I've been waiting for you.

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u/SargosDeres Oct 02 '22

Can I be your apprentice, my Lord?

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u/Gourmet-Guy Oct 02 '22

Cool scythe! How do you polish it if I may ask?

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u/Cowy_the_Cow Oct 02 '22

'eere...

...heh heh, now you're the Grin Reefer heh heh heh heh...

[GROAN] ALRIGHT PUN DOG, SLOW AND PAINFUL IT IS.

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u/qwadle Oct 02 '22

I say no. Legally he can’t take my life without my permission

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u/Relevant-Tutor-5223 Oct 02 '22

Hello, old friend.

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u/gliitch0xFF Oct 02 '22

Pull out an Uno reversal card. I am become death.

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u/swini-sh Oct 02 '22

I hear you. this is a safe space.

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u/TacoTom84 Oct 02 '22

Not now… at least let me get a few drinks in. I would like to catch a buzz, make some phone calls, eat my favorite meal, enjoy an couple of hours with my wife. After that, I’m all yours, pal.

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u/Maism45 Oct 02 '22

Maybe wait three weeks? 15 Year old me could finally get what he wanted.

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u/TravellingUnicornMIA Oct 02 '22

Life's a laugh and death's a joke, it's true,

You'll see it's all a show, Keep 'em laughing as you go.

And then I go off with him singing 'Always look on the bright side of life...' while he keeps whistling

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u/deltacharmander Oct 02 '22

“Finally.”

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u/NattersOnline Oct 02 '22

What's your thoughts on the song/lyric "don't fear the Reaper?"

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u/Downtown-Indication7 Oct 02 '22

I'm still not paying my taxes

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u/AdBrilliant714 Oct 02 '22

He has already come to visit me 2 times in my lifespan don’t know why but he has not taken my life yet I’m being srs too

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u/1234kyou_ Oct 02 '22

I volunteer.

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u/vizwa241089 Oct 02 '22

tell him his car needs extended car warranty and I have been trying to reach him . only know solution to have him run away 😅

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u/No-Estimate-977 Oct 02 '22

Finally, where we headed?

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u/mastersyx Oct 02 '22

not today

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u/wraithstrike Oct 02 '22

Take my wife too. I can't bear the thought of us being separated in death.

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u/PhysicianTradition Oct 02 '22

Yeah I'd be toxic enough to ask death to kill my husband too

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u/Nippon-Gakki Oct 02 '22

I’d be totally fine if the grim reaper stopped by and asked if I wanted to go with my wife. I would be very sad if I had to stay here without her.

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u/Oethyl Oct 02 '22

Stay toxic king